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/ohshititsmonday/ edition
where's my qt who will put up with my shit and not ghost me
desu I'm dope don't be stupid. my brain is cloudy with female semen, let's see your snapchats.
Comentario mega original
Hey fags, alpha male here, freshest skid marks gets my kik
Anyone else notice a lot of hot girls with chubby boyfriends? I notice it all the time on my campus. Vice versa, I see lots of fit dudes with sort of chubby, short blonde girls.
>>29888990
Attractive people who have low self esteem will often settle for someone uglier than them so that they feel like they have an upper hand in the relationship.
>>29889035
Yeah I could see that. I wish I was taller so I could pull off the big and strong but cuddly guy thing. I'm only 5'11" and any excess flab looks awful on me.
She's objectively a 6/10
What's the most beautiful place in America and why is itSan Diego?
>>29888985
Ive never been but i believe you
too many Mexicans though.
>>29888985
San Diego is pretty great but I recently moved to Colorado and don't see myself leaving anytime soon.
>Milena Velba will never be your mom
>>29888938
she couldnt be my mom
i would probably end up raping her
I'm not attracted to that thing, but I know a similar feel.
>tfw you will never have a hot mom or sister
>tfw Hashem is all "momcest is bad"
ok I comply
what am I even supposed to be doing
>>29888859
Idk
Isjskalmwnsoa K no lwn
you're not asking the right guy my friend
>>29888859
There is no "supposed to," but you should do whatever works for you, whatever that means. If what you're doing isn't working for you, you just have to try something else.
You mad neckbeards?
About what, friend-o?
>>29888847
>tfw even the overwatch universe knows that women can't be robots
Fucking clanks at it again, if frag rounds weren't outlawed two centuries ago you toasters wouldn't of never violated the 3 laws of robotics and started that civil war.
It's starting to happen robots, my cat of 13 years is starting to show signs that she is close to death. She isn't eating well and her body seems to be giving out at times. The worst part is I cannot afford to take her to vet due to being a NEET. All I can do is watch her go through the process and try to get her to eat.
>>29888796
send kitty to the wild to find a death that will soothe her soul
cats can live for quite a while longer than 13 years, it might just be that she is a little ill recently, don't give up hope!
>>29888796
Try eating with her. Sometimes animals are more likely to eat if it's a group activity.
Serious question here robots, I have been fapping to trap / tranny / futa porn for a long long time and things did escalate to the point I can only masturbate when I'm the "girl" in the sex scene.
I tried no fap and that shit doesn't really work. I think I broke my cock, seriously.
Can I take any kind of meds?
I don't want to go to a psychologist and say those fucked up things. It started as a fetish alone I kinda just wanted to move to another fetish and forget this crap once and for all.
>>29888778
>things did escalate to the point I can only masturbate when I'm the "girl" in the sex scene.
wait do you mean you shove objects in your ass
you can only masturbate through prostate stimulation now?
>>29888951
I can only get hard if I imagine myself as the girl.
I do play with my prostate, sometimes I rub a vibrator in my glans, I hate touching my dick it kinda hurts in a weird way now.
Most of the time I cum from anal play alone with my aneros since I can only get hard to really degrading stuff where I'm the girl.
If you're really in that deep, there might be no hope without serious therapy, which it sounds like you aren't up for. Might have to just give up on ever reproducing or having a sex life OP, that's the reality of it because you'll likely never find someone who will accept this part of you.
Sorry desu. I know I sound harsh but it's the sad truth.
ITT: Post pics of cute Filipina girls
>>29888746
cute Filipina girls
>you knew it was coming
>>29888746
i dont like her belly button
she has nice boobies
>>29888792
likely a ten/ten
Why i feel so upset after visiting /mu/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGZy7wPgQWw
Because they shit on anything that isn't Loveless, American Football, Twisted Dark Fantasy, or King Crimson
>>29888787
>No Death Grips
Pleb
>>29888817
Sorry, how could I forget
How does one come to terms with the fact that an anime character will never be able to love you, and even if he/she did exist, they would never fall for someone like you?
Its all I can do to not kill myself at this point
Anime would be real under communism, join the revolution and you'll win the love of you're waifu.
>>29888709
ever consider tulpas
>>29888813
Thanks for mentioning this. The concept sounds pretty cool. I just hope I can visualise her to an extent where I actually feel like my life has meaning now
discus fetishes
/gfd/ is fine too
>tfw no /gfd/ gf
what do lads
>Discus fetish
>tfw slight urge to see my qt sub in a maid outfit
Who /far-left/ here? When did you realize that concepts such as socialism and/or communism would be the best political philosophies for robots?
>tfw i just want to do extreme physical labor and then blast my chad cum inside my several girlfriends
Is this compatible with socialism?
>>29888729
not really, considering you're anything but a chad.
>>29888665
fuck off shill, /r9k/ is a libertarian board
Why are white men so pathetic compared to Mexicans?
being the cuck in porn seems like an easy gig. Just sit in a corner and pretend you care.
>Feminists support illegal immigration
>Spics do all the work for them
>>29888625
>that guy
>mexican
that's a nigger familia
>one chance at life
>born argonian
>not even in argonia,in some shit hole near whiterun
>new dragon born
>turns out to be some dunmer cuck
Kill me now
argonianz wuz kangz!
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT
DA HIST MADE US KANGZ
>>29888610
>Making your Dragonborn anything but a Nord
>>29888759
Shut your hole smooth skin
We all know an argonian would make the greatest of dragon born warriors
