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post your recently played and rate others' autism based on theirs
>>29885934
RuneScape, here's my ingame time.
I'm literally autistic so maybe this isn't fair.
haven't really been playing much lately
>>29886055
I've been playing metro 2033 too but I bought it from GOG
I need help finding a certain porn site.
I can't remember what it was called and my main computer is being a piece of shit right now so can't check it, but it was like a search engine and it had a bunch of premium videos you would normally have to pay for on other websites
Does anyone know of a site similar to this?
wixvie
Beeg?
>>29885964
It was something like this one. The layout looks the same, but I remember the name being different.
What are some nice, relaxing podcasts? Preferably comfy ones to listen to at night to fall asleep.
I've heard 'Welcome to Night Vale' is good.
pls respond anons, I want the comfy
BBC in our time
I didn't know people listened to night vale here. The quotes in the beginning are the best.
Is it still ongoing? I stopped at around 50 something.
All that glitters is not gold guys
>>29885901
i dont get it though
>>29885901
>glitter
>gold
Isn't that semen?
>>29886361
Roastie is basically saying all the good looking cute girls are not the ones we should be after.
Does anyone else enjoy being a robot?
Why is being a robot such a bad thing to people? I enjoy being a robot. I enjoy being by myself.
Some robots seem to want to be normies, and normies seem to think that all robots want to be normies.
I do not want social interaction. I don't want a girlfriend. I don't want a job.
Why is it so hard for people to understand not everyone wants to become a normie? There seems to be some weird social stigmas attched to being robot.
>>29885877
normies frequent this board, they yearn for female attention and interaction
robot life is great
i'm a normie now, but i sure did have fun locked in my room months and i still enjoy my moments of solitude very much. most people can't handle it for long though - social interaction is an integral part of human life and your brain eventually suffers from lack of input of a certain kind.
>>29885877
im a neet but i want a qt to love
Hi robots, does anyone happen to have the image of the robot who fell for the boi pussy meme and went with a tranny to lose his virginity. In the end he asked to be dominated and basically paid $300? to be raped by a dude without even losing his virginity.
getting fucked in the bp > getting to fuck bp
>>29885855
pretty sure this is the wrong one, i know which one you are talking about tho
found this by searching robot loses his virginity in google
>>29885855
>did the same except I paid like 10 USD
>scary af, you could tell it was a guy
>nervous all the time
>still enjoyed and would do it again
How do I cope with being a failed normie? I am a NEET kiss less virgin with no friends.
>>29885803
failed and normie?
how
>>29885803
You post anime pictures and erp with boys on the interwebs of course
ill be ur friend op
oreganon
What does r9k think of YouTubes doing paid or sponsored content?
Is it selling out? Or are they just making a respectable living?
>>29885789
Only autistic people use jewtube
If they mark it properly as sponsored content i do not have any problems with it. If they slip it in and say they would use it because they like it, i am pissed if i find out.
That's great, OP, but have you heard about this cool, new driving service called Uber?
Fuck you, Jericho.
How can black menn compete???
>>29885739
That is the ugliest looking penis I have ever seen
>>29885766
my dick is white and bretty big but it doesnt look like its fucking packaged frozen meat with a pecnil shape like that lmao
>>29885739
>brown eyes
>white
LOL
>tfw a black homeless guy sais "Thanks Mister Gandhi" after I gave him change
is this a compliment or an insult
how am I supposed to feel about this
>>29885736
>sais
this was supposed to be said
I apologize for any confusion my mistake may have caused
>>29885736
>doesn`t know who gandhi is
>>29885898
I know who Gandhi is you fuck
she was the president of india
Hi, I'm uncut and all of those who support circumcision should be stoned to death
>>29885682
I am cut and I agree. I will always hate my parents for having used this barbaric Jewish practice on my penis.
>>29885723
I loathe American parents for being physically abusive to little boys in the first week of their life
>>29885723
Have you made them feel bad about it yet
You guys ever just take a shitload of caffeine and just be wired as fuck when you don't have any work to do?
Yeah it was awful. I took a bunch of caffeine pills and then threw up a lot.
>>29885680
Yeah, I do it on purpose though. I like having the racing thoughts
I took 5x200mg once, after this weird period where I used to freak out my mcdonald'co-workers by taking 10-14 shots of espresso and being able to work alright. I then took a bunch of cyclobenzaprine in an effort to make it stop, and that was a horrible idea
Sometimes I think if I ever found out one of you had died, I would be more upset than if my family or friends died
Come on baby take a chance with us
Come on baby take a chance with us
>>29885614
Yeah worst thing to happen is to die like a loser
i hope everyone here achieve something before he die
>>29885614
We are all senpai
>5'7
>170lbs
I hate being obese. I think I'm going to staple my mouth shut so I stop eating.
>>29885598
Fast
000
>>29885598
Do 98 push ups anon, in how many sets you want as long as you reach 98 before you sleep
Be nice to yourself for once in your life and go on a fucking diet.
im not a robot anymore AMA
im not really depressed anymore i switch between
>nothing in life matters :(
and
>nothing in life matters :)
i do whatever i want because of this so im probably going to start having sex soon. ive been close before but was too depressed and ive recently got over it.
>im going to be a comedian and wagecuck so i could live on my own and have comedian friends who arent offended by anything
im not going to be a robot anymore
>>29885554
Good for you anon good for you
now you better leave this website and join those normies
>>29885618
ill never be a normie i just wont be a robot
thanks though bud
>>29885554
>I was """""depressed""""" but got over it
>Not a robot """""anymore""""
You've always been a normie faggot, now get the fuck off this board and take your diary elsewhere
