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tattoos are trashy and a person's skin (esp. a woman's skin) looks best by far in its natural form. i fucking hate tattoos
pic unrelated but sure to get attention
>>29883802
This isn't an unpopular option. There is a reason a lot of jobs rule you out for having them.
>>29883802
life has no purpose
motorcycles are for people that are insane and suicide
Hello, /r9k/.
I want to hang myself. Did anyone try this way of suicide? What should I do to commit it properly?
My plan is to find a place, a rope and get super drunk. Does this sound nice?
>>29883754
>o'ken'
What did they mean by that?
>>29883754
Nobody who's done it properly is around to provide tips.
Look up carotid compression. Comfiest way, but there's a bigger window in which you can be found and 'saved'.
Enjoy life as a potato if you fuck up.
Ever been choked out? Maybe wrestling in high school or s sibling who's done it?
It isn't so bad. The "this is it, I'm going to die here" bit is your worst enemy. If you can't bring yourself to hang, you don't want to die.
>>29883962
OK is a russian supermarket chain.
I guess it's the dressing room.
>>29884079
So what can i do to bring myself to hanging? I think getting drunk is the best way. It makes you feel less pain and not to give a fuck about things.
A few days ago some guy started a thread saying he will kill himself after he releases his album.
Many anons asked him to send it to them and he wanted to send it by monday.
Well, I still have an empty inbox. Are you there /suicidecomposer/? Or anyone from the last thread?
bump...i really want to hear that music so you better show up fag
https://youtu.be/kz-PNSCXQPQ
right here homie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjZYz8k3Iq4
here is a track from the album
Am I a broken human if I have no desire to ever get married and have kids? It actually sounds like a living hell.
>>29883714
Yes, beacuse this is the only thing that matters in life.
No, it made sense at one time but not now, it would be retarded to now.
>>29883748
Prove it. Prove that there's a meaning to life. Why would life want us to have children when we all die anyway? Why would life want us to have children when even our planet will die one day?
ITS OMEGLE TIME, YOU KNOW THE TAGS
>>29883640
you should have waited a couple of hours before creating the thread, it's really slow in the evening.
>>29883678
well, that autistic kid with the orange helmet and braces is already there
forgot to screencap him (not OP)
>>29884134
goddammit not again
>wake up early for once (11:00am)
>decide to go for a walk into town to buy stuff that desperately need
>enjoying my walk, haven't been out the house in like a week
>walk into the store and head over to the confectionery isle
>speaker announcement: "security, code 5 on confectionery"
>looks around to see if there is anyone shoplifting
>I am the only person on the isle
>start sweating but just think the shoplifter has already moved on...
>take my candy and head over to pick up some toothpaste & mouthwash
>speaker announcement: "security, code 5 on personal hygiene"
>I am the only guy in the isle... *sweating intensifies*
>speed walk to stationary with sweat patches growing to grab some envelopes
>speaker announcement: "security, code 5 in stationary"
>only person in stationary, confirm that I must be the "code 5" and sweat patches develop on my back
>decide that I have had enough of this stores bullshit and just put everything back since they are accusing me of being a thief
>go to walk out the door and the doors don't open since it's the entrance
>everyone is staring at me and I turn bright red
>literally speed-walk to the exit and as soon as I step outside someone grabs my backpack from behind
>"sir, you need to come back inside"
>fat roastie and old guy escort me to the back room
>sir, what happened to the items you had in your hand?
>"I p-put them b-back"
>"could you empty your backpack sir?"
>I am surprisingly calm at this point since I have nothing to hide
>"no, you've been harassing me since I first come in the store with your code 5 announcements"
(1/2)
(cont)
>"sir, we'll have to call the police if you refuse and then we will press charges if you do have items on you, best to come clean now and you'll be on your way"
>"no, call the police"
>old guy sighs and radios for the local police to come to the store
>police arrive
>"what is the situation?"
>roastie and old guy explain the situation and then the police look at me
>"sir, could we search your backpack?"
>"s-sure"
>find nothing but a half drunk water bottle
>police tell me I am free to go and the old guy tries to escort me out to the exit
>police tell him to come back so they can speak to him
>hear the security in the store getting BTFO by the police for wasting time on force reports
>exit the back room
>all the staff are looking at me
>sweating intensifies again
>run to McDonalds to wash my face
>spend $10 on food and eat it all
>get bus home
seriously why can't people just leave me alone? am I that autistic looking that people accuse me of being a shoplifter as soon as I walk into the store?
fuck this ride, I want off.
How do you dress? And how do you carry yourself? I get this all the time cause I look shady as fuck.
>>29883727
pretty casual, I just woke up and threw on some normie looking jeans, plain t-shirt and some black vans.
my backpack was just a small-ish one where my wallet and waterbottle in it...
>hate women
>hate myself for being a woman
>want to kill myself
>>29883614
ill be your bf
we can watch anime together and cuddle
>>29883614
Well at least you know what to do now. Probably shouldn't delay it any longer than needed.
>hate that OP is attention whoring and likely a male
>its only monday and I already feel like getting wasted like I did all weekend
>>29883561
>got drunk as soon as I woke up this morning
>>29883561
The life of a wageslave is downright fascinating.
>>29883561
> hands shaky all throughout the day
> one of the last exams of my master's degree tomorrow
i think i'll have another one
>tfw no Foetal Alcohol Syndrome, borderline retarded tittymonster gf
>>29883543
>foetal
I get the suspicion that she's brain damaged somewhat. Also she should tighten up those granny tits
why she look like ivanka trump lol
>that one autistically embarrasing moment that you just cannot forget
How do I let go of the past
>>29883465
Move to a new place
Shinui makom, shinui mazol, moving alters your destiny
>>29883465
By solving your current issues and weaknesses. If you were in a good spot now you wouldn't care about that old shit and it likely wouldn't appear in your mind
at all. And vice versa.
>that one time I almost caused a car crash with a skateboard
Lately this is what has been piercing my brain.
It's my fucking birthday and I sit here and drink alone.
>>29883458
Happy Birthday anon, it was my birthday yesterday too and didn't have a party or socialise too.
>>29883458
Happy Birthday anon! I hope you can find some good in your day, if not, I recommend some Sailor Jerrys with coke, its a pretty good feels drink.
Happy birthday anon!
It was my birthday a few months ago, and i spent it alone as well
Hey guys,
why are you losers?
I mean some are winners in life, some are losers, it's the way existence works. Ok.
But why are YOU among the losers? Everyone around you is normal.
So? Scared to reply? Scared by the truth?
>>29884887
>>29883347
get out you fucking normie scum
get the fuck out
because you need to go to reddit.com
what traits make someone have a "punchable" face? also post faces you would punch without hesitation
would fucking kill this little bitch
Origami chlamydia
>>29883312
u jeaIous
I really like The Simpsons
:)
>>29883262
good for you anon, it's good to have something you enjoy. here is a webm for you to also enjoy.
me too anon. what's your favorite episode?
>>29883262
I like this and family guy because it's comfy, diffrent story each episode, just watch it once a week.
please /r9k/ I need your help a few hours in a thread I don't remember someone posted a youtube video of a Japanese big tit qt that made me diamonds. I don't remember it exactly but I think the caption was " 32 year old japanese woman " and yt title was in japanese
Are you thinking for hitomi Tanaka?
>>29883248
WAlTO PlGGU, GO HOME!
Why didn't you search your browser history for that title? Why didn't you check the archive for all youtube links posted in the last few hours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y6K2ta05-g
