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I started smoking cigars a month ago and it's insane how much other smokers will start talking to you. I can sit at the bar all day and nobody will say a word to me, but have people introducing themselves within minutes of walking into a smoking patio. I even got a qt phone number the other day. Is smoking the key to normiefication?
>>29878966
social smoking maybe, but it is easy to get addicted, I usually try to not smoke more than one evening within 2 weeks.
>>29878966
No, but it's an accurate sign that announces your intelligence.
>>29878966
Not really normies fucking hate smokers but they all do it when they're with friends picking up smoking is only gonna make you more of a robot
*blocks path*
CAW CAW CAW
>>29878952
>drops wallet
>committing an armed robbery while wearing a GPD tracking device
Why are crows the niggers of the bird world?
LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T PREPARED FOR MY ULTIMATE MOVE
If you're not a Catholic why even claim to be a Christian?
http://www.christiantranshumanism.org/
these are the best christians
>>29878941
Anyone have any more info on this? Every Christian I met thought it started with Christ
>>29878941
are you really this dense? this "gap" was a time when the Catholic church fucked everyone up with immunity, 15 centuries of abuse and oppression of the people. Every church that came after was founded out of frustration with the catholic church, who in their eyes did not follow the teachings of Christ anymore, or to try and get themselves a piece of the sweet pie.
it really isn't that hard to understand if you think for a minute.
ITT:Well dressed 2D males
Romans were well dressed
Tyki is pretty darn well dressed.
>>29879858
Didn't even forget pic, it just didn't show.
Has noone mentioned THE reviewbrah yet?
>tfw dad passively-aggressively expresses his disappointment in you by disguising it as advice AGAIN
Fucking stop already.
is that reviewbrah holy shit
FUCKING LEAVE REVIEWBRAH ALONE
REEEEE!!!!!!
>tfw papa feels your emotions for you
Double posting from adv because fetishists and misogynists are what I REALLY need, probably.
I seem to have a fetish, and I need to either know what it is called so I can go bother other people for ideas, or I need ideas.
Basically I enjoy painful/inconvenient beauty rituals. I dry brush daily (don't buy the lymph thing, don't know if it's better than my previous exfoliation, but damn is it inconvenient), have been tightlacing/waist training for 4 years, epilate all my body hair, maintain an insane skincare regimen, wear a complicated array of foundation garments, eat/supplement a specific way, take ridiculously good care of my hair+elaborate healthy styling of it, run every day, lift weights religiously, enjoy the hell out of wearing my essix retainer, and that's about it.
I want more.
A few stipulations:
First, it either has to do nothing or at least do no aesthetic harm. Some limited health harm is okay. For example, I would buy an expensive product that doesn't do shit, but I won't buy one that would harm my skin even if it is the most painful, time-consuming and ritualized thing in the world. Health-wise, I won't take supplements that could fuck me up long term, particularly hormonally, but I will occasionally go on a water fast for fun.
Second, I prefer things that are outwardly subtle. Example: my corseted waist is about 6 inches less than my natural waist (so from 24 to 18), but with the exception of some dresses, I never show it off. Day to day, I keep it under loose/normal clothes and enough foundational garments to obscure the details of it. So it might be clear that I'm shapely under my t-shirt, but no hint of the waspy goodness within. I focus on radiant skin rather than clown makeup, etc etc.
Bonus points for really sexist/old-timey shit. Double bonus if it tickles my weebish fancy.
Bumping because really? No tips on how to hurt myself to be pretty or even a passing insult?
Yet another desperate bump.
Post pics or get the fuck off my board you shitstain
I just dropped two hits of acid
what should I do?
dance for us
>>29878865
dance
I dont dance nigga
>>29878882
you ever done acid before?
Advice thread, day 3/28 without gf edition.
This is a thread where people can ask questions and talk about their problems, and I will try and give answers and advice. This thread is an alternative to /adv/ specifically for the people on this board.
>inb4 reeeeee get off my board
>>29878782
My gf used to be a whore. She hasn't fucked as many people as me but I'm having a hard time getting over how slutty she used to be. How should/should I get over this?
Just trying to quit drugs senpai but I don't even know what people do when they're sober.
>>29878828
Well how do you justify the fact that you are allowed to fuck people and she isn't? Essentially you have different standards for her and for yourself, and once you see how unfair that is you should be change your mind.
>tfw no anime watching, pocky eating, VN reading, touhou playing, vocaloid listening, broken-japanese speaking, ramen cooking, qtp2p baka weeb bf to love forever.
All I want to do is listen to cute music and cuddlewhile I suck on his tongue until he drools, and use our warm saliva to trace circles around his nipples with my finger while he lets out small whimpers
>>29878753
GIVE ME A BF
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
PLEASEEEEEE
>>29878753
CANT I EVEN GET A BF HERE?
:T
ITS ALL I WANT REALLY
Add me on steam original friend.
Who /tissuepile/ here?
Sometimes I feel like I should clean it up but I'd probably feel pretty lonely without it.
>I'd probably feel pretty lonely without it
What are you, a tissuephile?
>>29878735
>I'd probably feel pretty lonely without it.
I keked. thank you anon
It's more of a trashpile, cosisting of paper towers(replacing your tissues), beer cans, dirty dishes, freezer pop wrappers, and other various trash. The pile is getting huge.
>You just payed 200$ for this black hooker and can't get it up
what do you do?
Realize that I'm not going to fuck her because I'm black and prostitutes avoid us like the plague.
Just have her suck you for the time you paid for:
a) you don't get hard and she still did the work
b) you get hard
and the good thing is it will probably be b mate
>>29878716
suck on her fat tits/smell her asshole/lick her feet
I am the shadow on the moon at night
>>29878695
I am the wan hiding under your stairs
>>29878695
I am warm clown poop on your birthday cake
I am dubs on this post in this thread
What is your view?
Since the last decade, humans can't live without internet. Is this development or regressing?
When was your last time you lived 24 hours in a row without Internet?
Are you happy with internet.
I've gone without Internet plenty of times. I could definitely live without a modem and all hooked up in my house, but life would be a bit difficult without any sort of Internet at all with having to send in applications, ordering anything online, or simply trying to find a number
90% of my communication relies on the internet.
without it, I'll practically be a mute.
but to answer your question, yeah I can live without internet I'll just be more alone than ever.
>>29878817
So It's no
It's like putting off doing homework in high school all over again, applying online is fucking confusing
i tried applaying online, once, there was a questionairre with like 100 questions, noped out of their asap
It takes too fucking ling to write personal letter to every company.
>>29878637
They intentionally make it that way.
>try to fill out apps online
>DUUUUR U NEEDA REGISTER FOR DIS SITE FIRST
>HURP DE DURP NOW PUT IN A VALID EMAIL
Applying in person is shit, too.
When you close your mouth should your front teeth touch, or should there be a slight overbite?
>>29878607
I think there's supposed to be a slight overbite.
Don't think it would be very comfy having your teeth grind against each other all the ebin time.
Ofcourse. Teeth work like scissors, they need tight space to cut thru food. You cant cut food if ur teeth are hiting
>>29878607
why did you make a thread about this, you could have googled it you fuck.
yes a slight overbite is the norm
