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I can't stop masturbating!
I do it like 6 times a day, sometimes even more.
As a result I am constantly tired and I do not have desire of real life women (after fap).
This fucks up my life
mind if i reblog this
Just start no-fap bro
>>29875713
>!
End it now family
Does nofap still work if I fap but don't cum, and only fap to non-pornographic pictures and videos? Sex drive, 7th day testosterone spike etc.
why is the cat eating the watermelon
cats can't taste sugar what is the appeal
Its nofap not nocum
It's best to use imagination to fap, but at least with regular pictures the rate of excitement loss is slower
>when you realize all actors are Chads
What about Robin Williams?
>>29875651
Will Wheaton is an actor.
>>29875651
>he actually took it /r9k/
I came here just to see if you did.
Be honest, what would you do if you died and became a ghost?
i'd stalk e celebs
>>29875617
Idk it would probably suck tho
>>29875617
I would haunt my family because they didn't raise me properly.
Any fatbots on? I haven't ate in 2 days and I'm starving.
>>29875614
oink oink little piggy XDDD
>>29875614
Eat something, OP.
>>29876041
i have no food
ginalori
ITT: ENERGY VAMPIRE STORIES
Those of you unfamiliar with these cretins let me give you the run down
>These are the crazy fucks who come up and talk to you on the street
>They are not actually talking with you but at you
>There main goal is to take your possessions and energy leaving you powerless
>They will talk about absolute shit and ask for money,smoke,lighter fucking anything of yours.
>Here's the kicker: if you don't give these leachers what they wont they will make a huge scene giving no fucks and try to steal the energy from you and everyone around.
>If you do give them what they want, they hang around asking for more until you say no (see above)
I'm sick of these bottomfeeding scum they need to die. They are at train/bus stations,In malls,Outside supermarkets,Hiding in parks and walking around scoping for their next victim.
I have started carrying around a air horn and everytime one of these rodents come up to me up to me they get a face full of fuck you. I've deafened 3 of these vamps in the last month.
Lets here your stories about energy vampires /r9k/.
>>29875604
time to take your meds anon
What exactly do you mean by "energy".
>>29875636
My motivation,endurance,will to live basically the energy that comes from coffee and breakfast in the morning
How do non-Mediterranean """"men""" compete against Mediterranean bulls?
By not having a crooked nose, not being a hairy ape, by having an IQ over 120, and not being a nigger basically
>>29875612
You think your IQ will help you against this?
>>29875590
by not looking like a sandnigger rape baby
>be 27-year-old kissless virgin
>look exactly like my dad
>dad was a chad who had many gfs when he was young
>currently on his 3rd marriage
What happened here?
You must have a smaller dick
>>29875583
This is when you realise that your looks aren't the problem but rather your autism is(I'm guessing you have that since you're here).
>>29875583
Being a chad doesn't necessarily mean being a good parent.
Or rather, behavior plays a role in getting a gf. Being attractive helps, but you have to be really attractive if you want it to offset spilling your spaghetti everywhere.
ask a fembot who is sexually addicted to sucking chad dicks anything
i've only had sex with 2 guys, but have sucked over 20 dicks. I'm not that attractive but i can afford to have high standards with the dicks i suck because chad will basically let anyone suck his dick...this the norm with my girlfriends too btw, girls who are virgins suck dick all the time...just saying
Ok family nice bait etc
Sure, fembot.
I hate sucking dick.
Also, what is wrong with that dude's ballsack?
>>29875564
Those balls shouldn't be where they are
Uh oh VENONAT is at it again TORTURING LOLIS!
Quick 4chanites; roll a double or else Venonite will make some trouble!
IS this /b/?
blox
>>29875551
kill yourself
original comment yo
>>29875556
>>29875579
LOLI has died
Short story time
>be me (lel)
>working for a beer distributor
>drive around a lot all day
>get caught speeding 3 times in two months (10-15 mph over speed limit)at speed traps (speed limit goes from 50 to 35 with little warning)
>license gets suspended
>lose job
>lose apartment
>relationship falls apart
>life falls apart
>move in with parents
>become depressed neet
Mfw police ruined my life when I did no one wrong. I just don't understand how people 'support police'. I've literally never been helped by police. One time I got a flat on the highway and didn't have a jack and 3 fucking cop cars passed by and didn't stop.
I'm a Dallas fag BTW. And yes I'm white.
"and yes I'm white"you sound to me like a dindu
dont break the law then you stupid fuck
take responsibility for your actions you autistic freak
unironically supporting the police while living in a police state is the literal acme of cuckoldry. prove me the fuck wrong
> Just found out I have pinworms
> Literally worms that live in my ass and plant 1000s eggs every night
> It itches and hurts so much I can't sleep
J U S T F U C K M Y E X I S T E N C E F A M
>>29875482
Get someone to eat your ass out unwittingly
How do you end up with those?
>>29875482
RREEEEEEE REEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw liberals are ruining society
>>29875458
RREEEEEEE KILL THEM ALL
FUCKING KILL THEM ALL
WHITE NATION WHEN!?
Liberals are the only reason neets are allowed to exist. Liberals are the only ones pushing for the ability to allow robots to legally buy sex. Liberals are the only ones pushing for drugs to be decriminalized so robots can escape their mundane existence for brief moments.
stop pushing this meme liburals vs consurvatives war you prong
Fembots, what are your thoughts on being a goddess? I want to worship a goddess, to lick her clean after she's all sweaty from the gym, rub her feet for hours after a long day, massage her calmly as she goes to bed. I want to not only please her sexually but make her life easier too, like cooking her food, doing her laundry and chores, buying her clothes and jewelry. How do you find a goddess like this? And I don't mean a gold digger, a goddess truly believes deep down that it's all owed to her.
>>29875373
Good luck, mate. 99.99% of all women want a man that they can look up to.
>>29875373
who is she?
j54LNV008TKQen8
>>29875373
>Fembots, what are your thoughts on being a goddess? I want to worship a goddess, to lick her clean after she's all sweaty from the gym, rub her feet for hours after a long day, massage her calmly as she goes to bed. I want to not only please her sexually but make her life easier too, like cooking her food, doing her laundry and chores, buying her clothes and jewelry. How do you find a goddess like this? And I don't mean a gold digger, a goddess truly believes deep down that it's all owed to her.
Kys
So robots, how do you try and come across interesting to a grill? Do you talk about vidya, hobbies, shitposting?
Share your thoughts among fellow robots to get this discussion going.
>>29875347
Bitches love shitposting. Talk about that
OP, you are a genius.
Just had a panic attack wondering what the fuck I was gonna talk about on a lunch date with a grill.
If she's attracted to you visually and you can talk about normie stuff at least 50% and can think of something reasonable to say in reaponse to whatever she says, you're interesting.
