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I honestly can't comprehend the normie serf mentality of people who actually WANT and ENJOY having a job
They enjoy wasting 8 hours a day on some stupid unstimulating boring stressful BULLSHIT and only having maybe 2 hours afterward for yourself to relax before you gotta sleep and do it all over again.
Seeing people say shit like "I was a NEET for 2 weeks and it was terrible, I was so bored! I love having a job again!" gives me incomprehensibly mind-blowing insight into the neurological wiring of the normalfag. They have actually internalized the dictum of "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY" to the point where the only release for them is working.
Its because sitting in one room shitposting on 4chan 14 hours a day is boring and depressing as fuck.
>>29878654
WHY?!! I've been doing that for years and it is entertaining as hell and not depressing at all. The normalfag slave brain is truly wired differently from the enlightened aristocratic NEET.
>>29878681
>I've been doing that for years and it is entertaining as hell and not depressing at all.
Then you have a simpler mind than your average wageslave
Is this accurate? 3 tiers of internet communitys
1. facebook: normalfags
2. reddit: computer savvy normalfags
3. 4chan: cool guys/gals
>>29878586
is that pepe supposed to represent the dindu in louisiana who "sold CDs"
if so, topkek
I like how the media all reported it as if it wasn't sketchy as fuck.
>4chan
>cool
Inaccuracy detected...
no. 4chan is filled with degenerate faggots
Is /pol/ our greatest ally?
>>29878554
We've been seeing someone else lately.
Sorry, but we need to break things off, cancer board.
It's not you, it's us.
>>29878697
>/leftypol/
Why don't you go and shitpost on freech faggot. /r9k/ is a fascist board
>>29878697
When are you going to let go of /lgbt/?
I have one normie friend. We often hang out together. We both are stright males, we talk about girls often. Im virgin, he has many girls, atleast that what he said wich i highly doubt. Im introvert af, he's extrovert af. He have many friends, i dont even use facebook. I have no problem talking with him, but most of the time he is talking. But when ever we hang oujt with other people. If i dont say a word atleast for 2 minutes, he "why you so quiete". What the fuck is his problem. He know me since i was child, but still he ask such a stupi questuin like he knows me only first day. He knows how i act arround new people and he is only person who is curious the most about my quietness, last weekend there was group of 5 people, i knew them all. Ofc my "friend" asked again why im being so quiete draging all attention into me, i couldnt respond anything smart, later everyone was talking how quiete i am. Later they changed topic and was talking with each other, when i tried to join their conversation, no1 responded, they acted like i was invisible, i asked that "friend" question. He heared it 110% but he didnt even turned his head into me and pretended that he didnt hear it. Later when our hangout was over, i was alone with that friend. And again he was talking with me like nothing happened.
That is reason why i avoid and hate talking with fucking people.
>that post
>>29878511
>be me in highschool
>10th grade
>normie friend invites me off campus to eat lunch with him
>brings his friend
>some stacy i had geography class with the year prior
>hardly say anything
>"anon, why are you so quiet all of the sudden?"
Honestly the girl was like a fucking 7/10 and I wasn't into her or anything, but having somebody I didn't know be there was really weird.
Also about that "friend". He said to me that he have slept with countless number of girls. About some girls he told me very detailed, about their family, about their living place. But when i asked him to show me girl on fb, he said he cant, becouse that girl have ignored him on fb. And imidiantly he mentioned that many girls he slept with have ignored him on fb. Im not stupud, i know that is obvious lie, i know him since childhood. And in the childhood he was the same lier like he is now. he always liked to talk, and everyone know when he was lying. In childhood he was buying telephones and selling it for bigger price. And he was creating most unbelievables stories about how that phone works just to sell him for bigger price. And now when he talks about girls, even if i know its i lie, i still listen to him and nod becouse im just being polite with him. But how can he think that i excaly believe that bullshit he's telling me? Does he think if im quiete, that means im retarded? Why he acts like that. I dont have much friends. I hang with him the most, he calls me his "true friend" becouse he know me since childhood and most of the time we go well along. But im starting getting bored of him and all his stories.
I'm here to help you take control of your body. It's a great place to start improving in general. Concrete results await you, and it won't be so hard as you may think.
It doesn't matter if you've never done any sports at all. You can start doing something today, whether it's a new diet, a new activity, etc.
State your goals or problems and we'll do something.
Resources:
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
http://pastebin.com/zrpicavw
>>29878446
Not you again shit poster, you literally explained to us last thread that you were born genetically fit and well off so all you gad to do was put minimal effort in, try being skeletal if actually want to understand what its like.
>>29878481
>you were born genetically fit
Uh? I wasn't born more genetically fit than the next baby.
>and well off
I have very modest origins, so no. I don't recall saying either of those things.
>so all you gad to do was put minimal effort in,
Not sure where you got your information, but it's all wrong. I had to work hard to get where I am now, and did not benefit from my origins, financially or otherwise.
>try being skeletal if actually want to understand what its like.
I have been skeletal for much of my life, however. You sure you don't mistake me for somebody else?
I only have a pair of adjustable dumbbells, any good plans Nick?
>I'm not even motivated enough to turn on my PC
I've entered another realm of existence.
I know that feel some of the time
>not owning a macbook that you never turn off
>>29878437
Today I will play videogames again
Today I will clean my place
Today I will start drawing again
Today I will sign up for college
Today I will open that bank account I need
At what age did you first realise that you life is going to end in suicide
me: 21
It'll most likely be Alzheimer's.
>>29878413
16
Origami original original
Never.
I can be whatever you want, a loser, an insecure faggot, a total failure with the opposite sex, but definitely, I'm not a quitter.
>mfw I found out my (now ex) oneitis has a oneitis and her oneitis doesn't like her
Now you two have something it common! Neither of you oneitis' like you back!
music for this feel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRwR7avc5Oc
>you found out you're a cuck
>Just go outside and talk to girls. Be yourself, man.
Why cant normies wrap their head around the idea that this only works because they are normies?
Nobody actually says that you retard.
>>29878439
what?
Ive heard this from at least a dozne people in my life
This is the go-to normie advice ongirls. They cant explain it in more detail because it just happens so naturally for them
>>29878389
Its more go out and do stuff you like, then do it with other people. Its pretty fun doing stuff you like with other people who also like that.
>"hey kiddo, you broke staceys heart."
>"Ill have you know i would treat her like a lady"
>"for that ill have to kill you friendo. Draw your sword cretin"
>the shoes
>the belt
>the pants
I cri evry tiem
>>29878359
That would actually be kinda terrifying. Some autismo psycho guy with sword. You never know how far they would go
Looks like this time it's personnel
>men are attracted to most (say 75%) of women
>women are only attracted to the top 20% of men
Why is this allowed?
>>29878345
To prosper society op. It's the only reason we ever advanced. Women are the judges and men are the addblock plus whom block shill images.
You can't find nature and in a ay it's a good thing.
Biology - men are programmed to spread their genes as much as possible and women are programmed to ensure they produce high quality offspring (aka choosing the best mates to breed with).
Basically you got cucked by nature
What the fuck why the fuck would someone use that pic in tinder holy shit
> "Unless you have bad times, you can't appreciate the good times. You should be thankful for them!"
Why are normies so fucking retarded?
They're so retarded that they're successful and you're not, damn.
I don't know, but I do know OP is gay.
>>29878388
>>29878463
do you really think that a board consensus maintained by the pressure of vast tides of people no other site wants is going to be swayed to the path of righteousness and taking-it-in-the-ass-metaphorically-speaking by a tiny circlejerk of people on Slack or some shit?
how much fucking hubris do you even. your effort is fucking wasted my man.
REDFLAGS FOR WOMEN
>"I like to be degraded"
>Has more male friends than female friends
>Says she likes to avoid conflict or confrontation
This is just codeword for she likes drama and is the cause of it. Or she will just agree with what the current Chad says and think the other betas are being confrontational for disagreeing.
>>29878297
But its a matter fo trust anon, I love you and I trust in you thats why i want to smear your shit on my tits!
>loyal
>cute
>perfect size for cuddling
>will lick you clean
>will never ever leave you
>low maintenance cost
>tight
>cuter than any human being could ever hope to be
>fluffy, perfect for cuddling and using as a pillow
>changes colors through the seasons, never gets boring
>can't bite
>doe eyes
>>29878288
I'm already taken by this hunk.
Can't bite but they'll cave your skull in with their hooves.
>>29878318
Cut off their legs. Problem solved
What does a girl's skin feel like?
like sacks of dirt
>>29878244
Like a peach
What does a girl's presence feel like?
