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When an attractive guy is autistic, do people think of him as mysterious rather than weird/autist?
or is it the same?
They regard you as a bitch. Masculinity is a MUST if you're attractive.
>>29881116
Why do you think I'm always posting Roman and German memes
>>29881096
People either think I'm scary or complain that I never pay attention to anyone and tell me I'm gonna die alone. I thought getting fit and fixing my style was all I needed.
Me and Gf on break last week because of me being insecure and arguing with her
>send friend messages in anger saying 'got fit girl before can get fit girl again'
>wouldnt dump her in home town cant pull in home town
>she was so good in bed though, probably madder girls in bed
gf snoops my shit, reads this and i feel so bad. I said it in rage because she kept saying 'we are over'. I just want us how we used to be and her to put last week in the past but she won't
what would you white knights do if you had 10/10 gf, how would you get her back to trust you?
>>29881085
1. You have to realize this is going to take time
2. apologize with a hand written card and flowers
3. Apologize more with hand written card and flowers
4. When you apologize apologize specifically why you did wrong and tell her that it will never happen again
5. Tell her how much she means to you and make her feel special
6. Take her seriously let her know that you understand why she is upset
>>29881085
>>29881257
>gf problems
These threads should be gassed on the spot.
How can the mods be failing us so badly? Take this shit to /adv/ or /soc/
Fucking teenagers
You're a scumbag and you got caught being a scumbag. Have some dignity and move on.
Ask a 24 year old virgin who plans on strangling himself with USB cable anything.
Why do you think anyone would want to ask you anything?
>>29881056
What pushed you over the edge?
>>29881056
Why USB? I think parachute cord is more dependable. Just tie it around your neck a few times, tie the rest onto a ceiling fan that you think is trust-worthy enough, then leap to destiny.
Captcha: Mountains.
Jumping off mountains is fun, too.
Who here /defy the laws of thermodynamics/?
>manlet height
>eat ~3k calories every day
>do zero exercise
>weight hasn't changed by a single gram in 2-3 months
you should shit a baby everyday that's why you never gain weight
If you consume the same amount of calories every day, and do the same amount of excercise per day, your weight won't change.
>>29881042
>defy the laws of thermodynamics
You don't.
You're either not digesting that food right, or burning it.
You must have a very fast metabolism or something.
Congrats on being a ubermensch. Please have lots of babies.
Who here is going to get Sun/Moon?
getting moon here. hope they bring out a new ds for it
Definitely moon.
I am. I got Omega ruby right now.
Do you want to play later on?
Was 1984-1991 the worst time period to be born?
>too young to enjoy the 90s but too old to be young now
>coming of age in that awkward 00s period
pic not related
>>29880888
Still better than anythign after 1991. I don't need my school humiliation to be recorded in HD and uploaded to youtube. Dodged that shit by like 2 years.
>>29880962
lol I was born in 95 and none of my high school humiliation made it to youtube thankfully
>>29880888
>coming of age with the INTERNET
care to get comfy?
Post what you have and save what you don't
comfy music beats the robot if you have nothing to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRg8Rme0HE0
I like this song but I feel like normies will discover it soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jv6baWj3L0
let's get the comfy rolling
How could you love a woman who's literally gotten her throat fucked? Every thought, every dream, every action she's ever done has lead up to the point where she has fully submitted to another man's cock to the point where she wants nothing more than to pleasure him with her mouth.
>>29880833
>How could you love a woman who's literally gotten her throat fucked?
>pic
Would require a strap on, unfortunately.
It's pretty fucking hot desu...
Why do women do it? Obviously there's a domination/degradation aspect to it. You probably got to be alpha as fuck for them to want that.
>>29881260
They clearly want to be dominated when they do this. But I wouldn't know how; I'm useless for that. Only blowjobs I've received were just the girls being (really) nice for me. You can still sort of tell they want something from you when they do it though. Almost imploring sometimes.
I live in the basement of my mother's house (a full apartment - bedroom/bathroom/livingroom/kitchen )
She told me that she wants to turn the living room into a bedroom so she can put my brother downstairs with me.
I was told to move all my furniture from my bedroom to the living room so we can work on my room first.
It's been 6 months. Nothing has happened.
I have off 3 days a week and I want to redo the room myself but she is against it. All I need to do is cut down a piece of drywall - I don't even need to put drywall up, add baseboard molding and install the rug. I have the money for it. I have the time for it. She will not let me do it. She is completely against it and wants to call a professional so I won't fuck up.
I also do not have any way of getting materials from Home Depot to my home.
Should I just start cutting the wall down anyway?
I don't even have the tools for it.
At this point, buying the tools and the rug/boards/sanding equipment ,etc. will cost the same as having a mexican doing it.
What can/should I do? I'd like to have a rug, and an electrical outlet that isn't inside of a closet.
>>29880811
>tools
You lost me there mate, no one here is Chad enough to use tools by themselves.
>>29880885
yes autists can learn.
>>29880885
>needs to be athletic, surrounded by stacys and have millions of dollars just to use a hammer
i feel so sorry for you
hi r9k. i h ope you remember my threads :)
mama says i gotta go join the army because i need a job and shes not gonna be around anymore. i'm not sure where shes going but i hope she'll be ok and do her best there too :)
>>29880787
holy fuck, what are your threads.
>>29880787
l wish you the best of luck food help helper, maybe you can get a job in the mess hall
>>29881702
>he doesn't know food help helper
no robot has it worse then a fatbot
prove me wrong you cant
inb4 llolo just fuckin eat healthy 8)
>qt see you aproachning and you already lost
you need to be a really dynamic normie if you are fat and know not to get hurt when they insult you
Yeah, you're fat you can lose weight, try to be a skinny guy with an ugly face, which can only be changed by a very expansive operation. Damn, I wish I'd be a lardass like you, OP, I'd simply lose weight and become a fucking bear.
>>29880831
oh yeah dude?
just eat more :D
and grow facial hair
>>29880764
Some girls have fat fetishes. Nobody has a fetish for skinnyfat guys, though. It's not that bad for you.
Who else is here only because he is miserably lonely and needs some human contact? I really don't care who you are or what you think...I just want to hear from another human being.
>>29880725
HERRO I'M ARSO VELY RONERY PREASE TALK TO ME ARIGATO
>>29880757
Okie...what do you wanna talk about?
>>29880814
What's your gender? What do you think about Germany?
Why do women just all of a sudden stop talking to you?
I reconnected with a girl from 2 years ago, seemed to hit it off, we talked on the phone, she sent me noods, and everything seemed good. But now she isn't responding to my texts, haven't heard from her in aboot a week.
Should I be worried fellow robots?
>>29880682
A more attractive male contacted her and took her attention.
>>29880682
A girl ghosted me once and then a month later she reappeared on social media and she was pregnant.
>>29880682
Ask if it's cool if you post the nudes somewhere. She'll respond in a hurry.
If she doesn't, ew. You don't want that.
>he holds the door open for girls
>he holds the door open for anyone
>>29880673
>He uses the door
>he knows what a door is
>Before you love someone else, you need to learn how to love yourself.
>>29880646
Yeah, it's bullshit. People who love themselves are uber-normies that consistently receive social, romantic and sexual validation.
>>29880670
How would you believe what your significant other says about you if you can't accept that you're an alright person? That relationship is bound to crumble.
>>29880697
Don't even bother. This thread is about confirming eachother's neurosis to feed our anger glands so we can justify our isolation, not facts.
Fag.
