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>mfw when I woke up this morning with a reason to live
>>29878221
Care to share, Monsieur?
>>29878243
My mom brought me a bag of chocolate truffles from Godiva. Also my friend (gtfo Normie ree etc) is visiting later this week after a year abroad
>>29878536
Enjoy it while you can OP.
Life is grief with flashes of ecstasy, the chocolate won't last.
Why do moms all dress like this?
They're disgusted by they're disgusted by their own bodies and resent their children for ruining them.
Must be a white mom thing.
People are herd animals.
>taking online course
>prof wants everyone to introduce themselves with an attached picture
Just use a fake picture.
What are they going to do, find out and press charges for fraud? Nobody cares.
here use this one!
here I got chu senpai no sweat
>tfw games you played as a little kid is the only pleasurable thing in the world
I wish I could play all day
What gives you pleasure robots?
Your rides are dogshit anon.
>>29879578
Don't talk shit on the inverted red one or the underground belly whoa. One of the best levels
Why cant male aspies form relationships with women?
Because I'm an aspie.
>>29877964
Norman, stop
>>29877979
I wish I could stop but I can not.
Yet again.
To the anon who I was speaking to about Dota, you still there?
Yes post your throwaway
>>29877953
[email protected]
See you on the other side.
>>29877977
Sorry I might take an hour two or three because meeting new people is always so difficult.
Literally everyone who have lost their virginity say shit like "It just happened"
How the fuck did it "just happen"?
>>29877930
I just happened to them because they learned to socialize with the other gender naturally.
In my case I had to make an effort to becoming comfortable with girls around me first and to learn how flirting and all of that stuff works. And even then it didn't "just happen". I met a girl, asked her out and made sure to escalate situations in which we were alone with each other. Only then did it happen. The first time I slept with the second girl could be summed up under it "just happened" though.
I was texting with my gf and we were texting about sex and during the conversation she told she wants to fuck me in the weekend so I was prepared. It was 8 years ago.
You just start talking to a girl and you start getting touchy feely then the hormones kick in and then you're banging her and hope her parents dont walk in. It literally happens to every teenager
Remember the internet circa 2006? Before normalfags took over?
my ranmas took 8 hours per rmvb to download, but it made the exotic fruit much sweeter
now i can just get the highest quality release in less than 8 minutes. it means nothing
thank fuck the past is over
I miss rp chats
>>29877899
>Implying it's normies
Any robots want to gangbang me?
>>29877837
Depends. How are your feet?
I'll eat ass and you can fuck me raw in any hole
>>29877852
>>29877837
That's obvious some grill from the internet and you're a guy.
The girl is pretty average and cute. Very nice girlfriend material.
You are now a self-made millionaire. As rich as you could ever want to be, even more rich than that. A millionaire, a billionaire if you will. The world is yours for your own merit and legacy. Others look up to you and follow your footsteps. Men respect you. Women look at you with bright eyes full of desire. Your family couldn't be more proud. Fortunes of the likes of Kanye West and Jay-Z dwarf compared to yours.
The years and decades pass, you decide to settle down eventually.
And now you need a queen to your kingdom.
What kind of woman would you choose to share your never ending wealth with? Who among the species known as "females" is deserving of it? Explain your choice no matter how idealistic it seems.
>>29877827
I'd like a woman who would build the fortune with me, not a gold digger who arrives after everything is done.
Fuck that stupid shit. This wealth is all mine, bitch.
>>29877870
That is a very good answer. I like that.
So why does every stale 6-8 girl have absurdly high expectations. Still they have nothing but unintresting personality, saggy small tits and "I don't do anal" to offer.
This is the true face of "female empowerment" and confidence workshops
Making women more confident in themselves just makes their expectations absurd
>So why does every stale 6-8 girl have absurdly high expectations.
>6-8
>3-8
Fixed that for you
Even fat old whores want Chad and only Chad
>>29877783
I wouldn't even ask for anal desu, bit slooty.
who else /uglyphysicalflaws/ here?
>be me
>be toddler
>play with younger sister
>trip and fall
>open my mouth mid fall
>hit my sisters scalp with my first set of teeth
>one of my front teeth on the upper jaw gets pushed into the still soft next tooth
>be later when loosing first teeth
>have permanent snow-white spot on sayed new tooth
>spot cannot be removed
>be marked for life with a tooth that looks like i never brush my teeth
>mfw
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! give me back my perfect teeth!!!!!!!
>recurring eczema on hands and face
>lips continuously stinging, flaking and peeling
>nothing helps
>>29877847
i feel your feel friend
let us indulge in the feel
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YOU HAVE 1 HOUR LEFT TO LIVE
FUCK
QUICK HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR LAST HOUR
59:59 REMAINS
Tbh like always. Why start making a big fuss now when you can embrace sweet death?
Probably spend it dying. If its like "one hour until nuclear apocalypse" I leave the city and look for a place to hide.
There is no "one hour to live" that leaves you functional that guarantees your death.
Awesome. Just enough time to kill myself.
>mfw I could probably beat anyone on this board in a fight
Hypothetically:
>I see you being racist to a PoC in the street
>I punch you in the throat one-shotting you
>Your weak and flabby body falls unconcious into a puddle of mud
>I wipe my boots on your corpse and fade away into the shadows
>>29877649
What's PoC?
Heh nothing personell kidd
>>29877659
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poc
Why are mass shooters cucks and don't realize subway is the perfect place for killing normies?
>while driving in tunnel there is no escape (also it's noisy) so you can get a high score when crowded
>you can shoot into other wagons through windows to earn bonus points
>seats, barriers, walls etc provide some cover against police fire so you have longer before becoming an hero
Also since joining r9k I see normies Chads and roastie Stacies everywhere, my hate level increased and I am generally a worse human being than before. GG
>>29877532
Have you ever actually taken the subway?
>barely 7 inches between people on a good day
>implying you'd be able to get your gun out, much less shoot before getting tackled by someone right next to you
>or someone right behind you
>or to your side in your blind spot
incredibly ineffective
>>29877532
Killing normies is one thing but blocking triggering images? Just one. You just got to block one and block all.
Thanks,your tip has been submitted!
