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>tfw miserable and depressed as a NEET
>Enjoy nothing anymore
>However if I become a wagecuck ill hate my life even more and I'll be forced to go outside
it's a lose-lose situation lads.
Start attempting to develop a skill that can earn you money from home. That's why I'm doing.Knowing it's either forcing myself to practice or suicide is surprisingly motivating.
Just get Pokemon go and go on nice adventure
>>29874963
>i hate my life
>but i don't want to change
The NEET, everyone.
Could a person of the female gender please talk to me?
You don't have to be polite.
How would you know they were female?
i'm a female but I'm pretty polite.unless we get close. then I'll tear you apart D:
anime is cyanide for your inner life
there you go
Literally perfection
Absolutely cannot be disputed
Wtf
Origanhol
she ugly doe
>>29874937
I know you, you keep posting pictures of baby deer. I think you want to fuck one unless you haven't already.
99% of people you see on the average day have had sex, most likely within the past week
They have got naked with another human being before grunting and moaning in the pleasure of their sexual practices.
They then sat in bed together and spent some time talking to one another and probably went to sleep then woke up beside that same person.
Why does this feel so surreal? It's like sex is a normie meme that never actually happens but I'm not in on the joke.
Who else feels like this?
presume this is an american thing since it's highly illegal to talk about sex openly
>>29874832
I'm from Australia though
I did this with a female for years. Guess what? Eventually she ditched me to go do that with other people. It's fucking meaningless. I wish I'd never done it.
Hey Anon. I-I've seen you around and... I don't usually do this b-but... Do you want to go out some time?
>>29874760
No you fucking faggot, do I look like a shit packer to you?
I'd rather be alone than deal with another robot tbqh family
>>29874853
Maybe because you're a nig-nog.
>>29874760
>Hey Anon. I-I've seen you around and... I don't usually do this b-but... Do you want to go out some time?
That would be a bit gay desu...
Who is she and why isn't she reciprocating?
She's a "friend" and she is married.
He lives in another country, probably got bored of talking to me, and I most likely tried too hard to impress him and ended up seeming desperate.
Because women are incapable of love.
oreganocommento
How do I stop being a mad virgin?
Literally every time I read or hear someone mention or imply he has a gf, or even worse had sex, I get irrationally furious.
The topic could have been literally about anything but the moment a gf or something that implies they had sex or aren't virgins like me then that's all I can focus on and I just drop the entire conversation or argument entirely.
It's like they're living in an entire different reality than mine. Forget about physical stuff like hand-holding, kissing or even sex. I have never in my life been in any romantic position or had a girl express any romantic feelings toward me.
How do I accept that most people aren't virgins like me and that most people have had sex by the time they're 16 years old? How do I stop being so angry about it? How do I start treating people who have had any sort of romance in their lives as beings that are even remotely like me?
>>29874736
well lets start by addressing how old you are.
just how old are you OP? be honest I wont report.
>>29874932
I am 19 years of age.
>>29874945
step one: get a girl. dont be a dumb ass and just walk up to some bitch at the bar and say "u want sum fuk". try and find someone you actually like and have had expiriences with in the past i guess
could just be talking out my ass
>tfw no gf
things should go according to plan after that
What's got you down, robots?
no matter how good person you are people will still hate you and try to fuck up your life
My impending alcohol withdrawal.
Hasn't kicked in yet, but it's going to be a bitch.
>>29874714
not my penis because it's harshly errect ;3
So I missed the whole eliza thing. The new eliza posting on /fa/ isn't her right? Is she still trying to quit heroin or did she make it and leave this awful place?
>>29874627
bumporgero
>>29874627
Here's hoping she's doing better
>>29874627
her trip was exposed long ago, any other trip including this one should be considered totally fake until confirmation.
If you could fuck Katya as many times as you want, but every time you do it a wizard takes 1 year off your life, how many times would you fuck her?
>>29874619
jokes on you, this board is filled with wizards that can counteract such witchcraft
...four times, each with the intent of impregnation
>>29874619
Just once. But it would never end.
>>29874619
I'd fuck her till i die
Signing up for college, don't expect much. Tell me what to write
>>29874592
You would like to have the chance to... them?
What?
>>29874613
Do or Study, fixed it
>>29874613
He wants the chance to physics and mathematics, because he has a passion for both of them
Why is incest a largely male fantasy? Sure some girls are into it but the majority are just horny dudes lusting after their sister.
Who knows who cares?
Oregano maymay
For me its because im very attracted to things i find degenerate, which is why i get boner over the concept of people fucking their family members, women fucking animals, or men fucking other men.
>sister
You mean mother?
What board is comfiest? For me, it's here.
/r9k/ is my home board and it feels like coming home when I browse here. I once read that watching a TV show you enjoyed and haven't seen in a long time often elicits the same feelings as if you reunited with old friends. That's how I feel when I browse here.
Please respond guys, no one ever responds to my threads.
>>29874597
>>29874511
Hey anon
I feel the same way. This board is probably the most social contact I have and it's pretty comfy its own special way. I went for years not knowing if anyone else felt the way I did about life. We might wallow in misery but I like it.
>>29874511
/f/
/s4s/
/x/
Checking if I'm shadowbanned
Can you guys see this?
oh weird, a blank thread
wtf happened to this thread?
>>29874490
can't see shit captain
origami
What phone does /r9k/ have?
>I currently have the note s3 but am looking to get a new phone and mobile plan
you are on wrong board buddy
phones belong to >>>>>>>>>>g>>>>>>>
>>29874550
I figured that I should ask on the board which I use the most
>>29874464
Happy with the nexus 5x. How did I ever live without a fingerprint scanner? Also the camera is really nice.
Don't overlook the half-dozen excellent Chinese phones at the $200 price point, though they have limited network compatibility in the us.
