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Fucking hell bros
I feel like absolute shit
>gf asks for my Facebook login
>ihavenothingtohide.mistake
>she gives me hers
Just have to add here that I dated her before but she ran off with my only 'friend'. I know, I know. I shouldn't have taken her back.
>inb4 normie
Anyway
>I login to hers just to suss shit out cause I have major trust issues
>decide to check her messages to him to see what had been said about me
>first thing I see is photos of her sucking his cock
I'm on holidays in a different city at the moment and I honestly don't feel like I can ever look at her the same anymore. What the fuck do I do now robros?
>>29872733
dump the bitch you stupid cuck. she probably wanted you to see those pictures. dump her or youre dooming yourself to cucked providerdom.
>>29872733
rid yourself of desire
only a true wizard can know peace from this hell
>>29872757
She said she was worried about what I might see but she didn't know because it was months ago. I don't think she wanted me to see them
>wanted a girl for awhile
>she's disabled
>has trouble with her legs, wouldn't be able to tell since she hides it well
>walks normally for most days but must take a rest here and there
>have a friend who is clearly thirsty in her
>he has a habit of being completely insulting to everyone, laughing at everyone at their expense
>loves to call people faggots and loves to talk about politics, she hates that shit
>only a 6/10
>think I'm a 6-8, depending on my acne
>act decent to everyone especially her
>try to talk to her all the time I get
>friend keeps coming into our conversations and directing her towards him
>she has a habit of being nice to everyone so think nothing of it, think she is just being nice
>faggot friend ends up going to her house to see her new kitten
>he asks her out that day
>she said yes
WHY
I TALKED TO HER ABOUT EVERYTHING, ALL THE SHOWS SHE LIKED AND EVERYTHING
MY FRIEND DOESN'T EVEN WATCH THE SAME SHOWS INSTEAD WATCHES GRIMDARK AND EDGY ANIME SHE CAN'T STAND
NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SEEING HER UPDATE HER FACEBOOK WITH STUFF ABOUT HIM
IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS
HELP
You should have asked her out you gigantic faggot.
>>29872653
you've been literally cucked
just kick the shit out of him, seriously
When will this cancer die off? Fucking normalfags just bandwagoning on this pathetic excuse for a game because LE 90S KIDS NOSTALGIA
Or mebbe cuz is fun?
>>29872644
>thinking pokemon is exclusive to mouth breathers like you
Stop whining faggot, everyone grew up with pokemon.
>tfw this game made you realize just how casual /v/ is
fug
>Accidently emailed my dad pic related
H-how fucked am I lads? I meant to sent him a bunch of pics and included it by accident.
He will probably see it as a subtle way of coming out.
>>29872560
I was gonna say "Why would he care?"
Then I noticed the penis and that you're a fag in denial. Have fun at the dinner table tonight, faggot.
>>29872560
"Haha sorry my friend send me this wierd picture and I accidently send it to you."
How do you talk about sex without coming across as a weird autist? I would appreciate if anyone can posts some pics of normie conversations about sex.
Do MDMA, you will talk about it a fuck tonne
I can only assume it's something like this.
talk about it in a group setting. i remember last year I had a kind of absurd three person conversation in the breakroom at the place i used to work, with a pregnant girl who had a small crush on me, and the creepiest most robot-y guy in the store, and we talked about sex explicitly but not in an awkward way. not very helpful, sorry. it's not weird if you don't make it weird.
I need some help here.
Whats the quickest way to rid your body of alcohol?
Pissing?
Coffee?
Bleach?
Laxatives?
Cereal (milk)?
Chocolate?
Eat a shit ton to absorb some of it.
drink lots of water
how the fuck this not original
It's not pretty, but carbohydrates and electrolytes. You will puke it all up, rinse and repeat until the shit's gone.
NEVER go to a female psychatrist! This is no meme! This is absolutely no meme! This fucking bitch is an absolute control freak and called the fucking cops on me! Fuck!
> NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER
my girlfriend is probably going to get a clinical psychology certification after she finishes her present PHD program, and I am worried that she will have to deal with psychotics like you. what did you say to her, anon?
>>29872502
I SAID THAT I WON'T GO TO HER ANYMORE, BECAUSE SHE'S A CONTROL FREAK AND SHE CALLED THE FUCKING COPS SAYING I WANT TO KILL MYSELF! THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE! THIS WHORE IS A CERTIFIED PSYCHATRIST!
Clinical depression here. God, OP is so right. It took right around 25 psychiatrists and psychologists, 80% of them female, to listen to my story for an hour, take my money, and tell me something entirely novel and enlightening: Hey anon, you have depression. And then, without fail, 19/20 females bitched at me for some reason and clearly had the notion that my depression was self-induced. Never mind being bit by innumerable ticks. Never mind being abused for ten years straight. No, it's all my fucking fault. Female shrinks are the worst.
Chart thread, i'll start>pls no bully
>>29872354
LOL
Nice glasses, nerd!
>>29872354
I don't have too much to complain about. My happiness is just can't be helped for some reason.
My life is nothing but pain and suffering
any black metal fags on r9k?
>tfw not november
Original blackness
pile of fags
It's my favorite form of metal but I'm not a huge metal guy.
Carpathian Forest is my favorite because they do the black metal/rocknroll/punk mix.
How do I get a girl on the Internet to show nudes of herself?
Google.
Almost every female on the planet has nudes on the interweebs.
>>29872328
How do I get a girl on the internet to show nudes for me personally?
>>29872309
ask politely
>having an existential crisis at 4am again
Life has no meaning. Don't bother trying to search for one. Eat, drink, sleep, and whack off.
>lay down in bed to try and sleep
>instantly flooded with memories of past
>>29872458
Sitting in nature, prayer, and marijuana usually takes care of that in my case. Fuck the past. I hate it when that happens
Serious question. It really bothers them.
Pic related--the philosopher who critiqued Descartes's dualist conceptions.
you think she had a problem with "I think therefore I am"?
that was bulletproof
>>29872514
I'm not sure.
But personally I don't think it's as ironclad as it seems at first blush.
(Note that my use of words like "personally", "I", and "think" is should largely be taken as a pragmatic use of linguistic convention, not a metaphysical statement)
>Perhaps a more relevant contention is whether the "I" to which Descartes refers is justified. In Descartes, The Project of Pure Enquiry, Bernard Williams provides a history and full evaluation of this issue. Apparently, the first scholar who raised the problem was Pierre Gassendi. He "points out that recognition that one has a set of thoughts does not imply that one is a particular thinker or another. Were we to move from the observation that there is thinking occurring to the attribution of this thinking to a particular agent, we would simply assume what we set out to prove, namely, that there exists a particular person endowed with the capacity for thought". In other words, "the only claim that is indubitable here is the agent-independent claim that there is cognitive activity present".[20] The objection, as presented by Georg Lichtenberg, is that rather than supposing an entity that is thinking, Descartes should have said: "thinking is occurring." That is, whatever the force of the cogito, Descartes draws too much from it; the existence of a thinking thing, the reference of the "I," is more than the cogito can justify.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogito_ergo_sum#Criticisms
I tend to agree with this idea...I don't think there is an enduring "I" that exists independent of one's thoughts.
>>29872287
Because a ton of people, especially males live in constant fear of emasculation. Everything that's not directly connected to physical strength or personal elevation over others is brushed off as "girly," "gay," whatever else. Every person primarily defends itself and everything that challenges your view of yourself is a threat.
Let's get a feels thread going, my fellow robots. I'll start:
>Meet this girl on kik
>I remember the exact date, Christmas of 2014
>solid 9/10, gamer, furry, literally a female me
>we hit it off right off the bat
>that same day, we decide to make a long distance relationship happen
>allofmyspaghetti.exe
>was literally perfect, always dealt with my shit
>parents find out about relationship
>"Anon, this isn't healthy, you need to find an actual girlfriend" etc., etc.
>a few days later, my father pulls me aside
>"Anon, this relationship has gone far enough. I've told her to never speak with you again, and I'm telling you the same"
>become literally numb on the inside, the rest becomes a blur of emotions and pain
>eventually make it to my room and cry
>after a while, message her again
>find out when my dad told her to fuck off, she tried to become an hero
>we patch things up and somehow make things work in secret
>we even start making plans for her to get down here after she finishes school
>house, kids, the entire fucking package
>ff to today because I think you guys know how this goes
>she's stopped talking to me, hasn't messaged me in days
Fucking hell, robots... She loved me... And I'm losing her... The one thing that's been keeping ME from becoming an hero... Hold me...
Pic related, it's her... So fucking adorable... I miss her so fucking much...
>>29872213
>...
>furry
Off yourself you subhuman trash
>>29872246
Gee, thanks. You made me feel so much better at fucking one in the morning. Really helping my emotional state. Fuck you.
>>29872213
Fucking 9/10? If you think that fat-ass furry piece of shit is 9/10 you should kys nerd. And die bc you are a furry. Fucking yiff with your dad faggot.
>over a thousand songs in my music folder and counting
>tfw bored of every single one
>tfw bored of everything in general
>>29872197
Beethoven
22$-
>bored of everything in general
I know this feel so well that reading that hurts, the first feeling I've felt in years.
>>29872807
I feel like a wraith, observing the world for what's already been decades. I've lived multiple lives within my own already. Seen and done so much, seen in person, so many sides of not only other humans but also my own personality I never knew existed.
My head feels like it's been blown open and my brain, connected with the world, feeling and hearing everything but I can't feel anything about it.I lost myself.
How often do you wash your hair?
>>29872185
Fuck off FBI, we're not taking your survey.
hardly ever, and there's loads of dead skin on my scalp. last time i took a shower was probably two weeks ago. i never go out though so i put it off. if i had to i would. i'm actually itching (kek) to do so but am only hesitant because every time i take such a long break from showering i have to spend at least 15 minutes scrubbing vigorously (with my hands) all the dead skin on my body or i'll end up being incredibly itchy afterwards.
also, does anyone enjoy picking off clumps of dried skin from their scalp? i know it's disgusting but at the same time it's so satisfying to pick around the perimeter of clumps with your nails and feel how large and stable they are. only downside is when you actually scrape it off (which is so pleasurable to do) because particles stick in your hair and there's no way to cleanly extract it without drawing it through strands of hair.
Every day, I hate the feeling of greasy hair
