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>tfw no anime watching, pocky eating, VN reading, touhou playing, vocaloid listening, broken-japanese speaking, ramen cooking, qtp2p baka weeb bf.
All I want to do is listen to cute music and cuddle while Isuck on his tongue until he drools, and use our warm saliva to trace circles around his nipples with my finger while he lets out small whimpers
>>29872138
that shit gay
>>29872271
I know
I want it so badly though
>>29872303
aight man cool, follow your dreams yo
There are a lot of Elliot Rodger fans here but what about Eric & Dylan are there any Eric & Dylan fans on this board??.
yes me anon.
too many normies like Eric and Dylan
No because people who are old enough to remember 1999 well are like 30+, and they were faggots, not supreme virgins.
Is there a more redpilled man on this planet
>DA JOOS
>religious
>redpilled
CIA divide and conquer psyops tbqh.
not an argument is probably the most intelligent red pilled man on the planet
How can he be redpilled if he's a Christian?
Is it because they're something you could never be?
I could be a mentally ill degenerate if I wanted to
Because they post here incessantly. Fags belong on the fag boards.
>>29871979
Fucking LOL at that huge nose and inbred eyes. I bet your voice is even worse
Please post obscure feels. Don't post about no gf. Post the obscurer shit in your daily life.
>tfw perception of time totally distorted, probably due to excessive use of computer
for example, it seems like it would take an hour+ to get some simple groceries or necessities when in fact it takes about 15 mins
>tfw mundane conversations occur all the fucking time in your dreams, so you remember somebody saying something but you aren't sure whether they fucking said it or if you were dreaming
this one really blows because I have this constant feeling of "who was I talking to about x topic...?"
I don't know, maybe you guys have some obscure feels.
>tfw playing a video game but suddenly start imagining the devs modeling everything in it then realizing it isnt real
>>29871966
fuck me, muh immersion
>tfw thinking about something depressing and then feeling anxious that you might dream about it that night and have to relive it
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original edition
wagekecking at 11 til 5:30 today dunno if I have it in me to make it another day to be quite honest my family
Can't believe its nearly 8:30 and theres no thread.
Do you guys reckon britfeel is gonna be here much longer?
Its been completely dead recently
>>29871836
Go for it lad there's going to be huge cuts because of brexit and May
Apparently girls really like men's forearms. So how are your forearms /r9k/?
>>29871802
>Apparently girls really like men's forearms.
Girls are people too, they don't all have one collective opinion on things to like. Sure, some might like forearms. But others might like large noses, small beady eyes and a weak jawlines and you'll be right there for them.
>>29871802
Bigger than my biceps. Curse you, hammer curls.
I can fit my hand around my forearm
Whats your favourite fap at the minute /r9k/?
Sauce is peincessdust/angeldustbaby
She has a young babyface but massive tits, weird combo but I'd still do everything to her.
webms and pictures, 2004 porn stars, earlier pornstars.
the pornstars today are fleshholes, they have and/or display no personality.
otokonoko big_penis language:english -scat -vomit -orgasm_denial -gore -mosaic_censorship
>tfw you've been miserable and lonely for so long that you mistake misery and seclusion for your identity
>tfw you go out of your way to perpetuate it, actively seeking to hate and avoid anything that anyone else likes so long as they are not miserable and/or alone
>tfw you've turned away from creations in forms of media you would normally enjoy for the sole reason that too many other normal people enjoy that version of a thing, literally going out of your way to avoid being able to relate to the same things as anyone else who isn't miserable and alone, almost actively seeking to ensure chronic isolation at every turn
>tfw a pervasive defensiveness is so ingrained in your personality that even the most innocuous approach from someone else can be reframed into an attack on your person, and as a result nearly every interaction is interpreted as hostile
how do I fucking fix this, /r9k/?
at first I thought finding people in the same situation here would help my break out of my shell and let go of all the emotional baggage I've been carrying around from my miserable teenage years but all of a sudden I realized that my time here has done nothing but enable me to build my entire persona around being the guy that likes/does things that "normies" don't, culminating in me rejecting anything deemed "normy" not as a matter of whether or not I would actually enjoy them as an individual but instead as a function of who the people who already enjoy those things are.
I want off this wild ride ;_;
>you think that the life difference between you and an average person is mile wide when it's probably just a few steps or more
>never change for the better because it feels too overwhelming
>>29871677
>how do I fucking fix this, /r9k/?
you don't
at that degree, you probably already developed some degree of schizoid disorder
it's harsh, but who cares? apathy is a great deal of it
do meds fix this shit
Whelp. I'm gonna die.
My right testicle has been aching for a month now and decided to do a good rub down of the balls, just to make sure, and I found a lump. A painful hard lump.
As a regular robot, the idea of actually going to the doctor and having her actually see my penis or touch my balls terrifies me, so I'm just going to die from cancer instead.
Literally just go to a doctor, do you want to die?
>>29871512
just get your nut cut off you weren't using it anyway
>>29871569
I think I'd rather die than have to show someone my baby penis
>sister asks me why I have no gf
>tell her I have no sexual market value
>she asks me what that is
>explain it to her
>she says SMV is unfair to women and very patriarchal
>mfw
unfair to them in what way? women have smv just by existing.
>they stop asking
>>29871514
makes them seem mean :(
post results
http://www.obesityteam.com/am-i-morbidly-obese.html
Slightly overweight, feels okay
>>29871293
im 6'1 and 210 lbs and got same result too
underweight
What is the appeal of interracial/cuck porn if you are a straight white male?
>>29871201
I think with interracial its the thought ofher degrading herself (because muh racism)which makes it seem like she's super horny/slutty/whatever
With cuck porn I think its the idea of wanting to watch her be pleasured, like voyeurism except yeah
>>29871201
Only leftists can enjoy it OP.
But you also have to be retarded, luckily a lot of leftists are just that.
>>29871201
I think I have extremely poor self esteem, and that transfers over to my porn history. In particular, mine goes a bit further, cause I get off on the whole sissy aspect too, so what I think it is is that I want to be the woman to take all pressure off myself to perform, and to be the one wanted in a situation.
Or I could just be really fucked up and need more and more stimuli to get off, probably gonna try and give nofap a shot
What's the difference between West coast niggers and East coast niggers
>>29871194
West Coast niggas don't post images made for ants
>>29871243
happier now?
niggers are niggers no matter where they're from
>be me in highschool
>arranged seating
>I'm seated next to the class chad
>in front of us are two stacies
>one of them is my oneitis
>have literature class
>teacher doesn't even care what her pupils are doing
>stacies turn around and start talking with chad
>oneitis says she must ask chad something she doesn't want me to know
>in my supple little brain I though she wanted to ask chad on advice how to seduce me
>that's why she doesn't me to hear it
>she likes me but she is too shy
>I'm all like aww come on I can hear it too, I want tell anyone
>her stacy friend and chad both say it's fine let's just get on with it
>this is it, the moment of my life, oneitis will confess her love to me
>C-chad I had a dream last night
>a sexual dream, involving you and me
>oh come on bby was that all, nothin special bby
>...
>JUST
>overheard two classmates loudly yelling about one of their parents finding a condom from last night
i want to kill myself because they were both disgusting and the thought makes me wanna puke unironically
Everyone in town knows I did gay shit when I was younger because I autistically told everyone for EPIC WIN XD or what have you niggas
please don't make me remember things
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