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>I like Starcraft
>Never heard of it
>oh it's fun, would you want to try it? It's free
>no thanks
>that's alright, you probably wouldn't be very good at it at first, I've been playing since the early 2000s
>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE SHITLORD DON'T TELL ME I WOULDN'T BE GOOD AT GAMES I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
Fuck this cunt, she doesn't even play video games. Her only "knowledge" of games comes from fucking Game Theory. Seriously, fuck this cunt.
>>29876271
Also, I've known her for like three years, so her "trying to befriend" bullshit falls flat too.
There's no way a stacy can handle a serious rts.
>>29876300
Literally her only experience with games is when her boyfriend makes her try Pokemon or some shit, and it took her hours to get to Viridian City.
I found this webshop on the internet which sells legal drugs ( pic related ) and I was wondering if anyone has any experience with this webshop?
>>29876261
Nope, but go for etizolam. Its the shit.
>>29876283
hahaha, dayumm
>>29876261
Bumperinhodinho
Alright femanons. Convince me. Why should a I date you instead of a pure virgin girl? What argument can you make that sets you above a virgin girl?
>inb4 you'll die alone/a virgin
Not an argument.
>why should a virgin girl want you?
There's no compulsion for that. The onus of attracting one is on me, and I accept the struggle it comes with. Your argument is to convince me why I shouldn't be bothered and just settle for Chad's used goods. Have a pupper for your trouble.
How many women that have shown interest in you have you turned down?
>>29876245
I actually exist.
Virgin grils are a meme
What does /r9k/ cringe harder at, mlp oc's or sonic oc's?
>>29876203
This bump is original
Oregano oregano show me the oregano
Cmon senpaitachi
>>29876203
bad resolution images
Post cute fuccbois
>>29876187
that's a boy?
i am straight but i would fuck his bitchy face and cover it with cum
O hay
>>29876187
got you covered famalama
Discuss the high neet-art of SHOPLIFT
>Your methods
>Have you been caught
>Devilish stories
Fuck money, fuck normos, we'd download cars if we could!
Coat with inside pockets at wal-mart
Grab something pretending to look at it and pretend to be distracted walking somewhere else
Go to less traveled aisle
Watch front and back and stuff it in my pocket
That's how I get new earbuds and candy.
>>29876146
do you not have enough NEETbux or are you just too beta to face the cashier? fucking pay for your shit, faggot
>the art of shoplifting
its not rocket science nigger, you just put shit in your pocket when nobody is looking. strategically place the things in your pocket behind your personal belongings so it looks like there isn't anything there then leave
>browsing through my steam library
>can't find it in myself to say anything but "All this wasted money..."
>>29876136
Come to think of it I could've saved all that money for a gun.. Not to shoot myself with of course but to inflict pain upon innocent forest creatures because my life can never be as fulfilling as theirs.
>>29876183
Same here, actually, but I'd moreso want it for target shooting.
>>29876136
Iktb. I have stuff that I bought months or even a year ago that I've still never even installed.
Continuation of the last thread.
What are you looking for in gaming with robots?
Reminders:
If someone has a large friendlist, then they have less time to dedicate to fostering friendship with you (hence the phrase "being collected"). If you want to appear amenable to making new friends, prune your friendlist.
If someone blatantly fishes for attention, the best remedy is to ignore them. Responding to idiots is never wise.
I want to add a boy who is degenerate, ranging from vanilla stuff like facials and fellatio to snot and cleaning buttholes with tonguenot necessarily these exact fetish but this sort of degeneracy, i.e., major degeneracy, a switch, doesn't want a relationship and is online early?Vidya related, although I care about this less--I want someone to play Melty Blood with.
I know I will probably get no relevant (You)s and kill the thread.
lets open a discord group
>>29876192
I'm not gay, but would be down for some Melty. What's your id?
At what point in your life did you give up on humans and realize you were never going to fit in?
>be 12
>invited to a friends pool party. It was a small part with just her, 3 of her cousins and me.
>80lbs me thinks it's going to be a fun time
>her cousins pretty much ignore me the whole time
>I over hear them making fun of me and talking about how thin I am
The only reason they treated young little me like shit is because of the way I look. I stayed inside and watched tv for the rest of the party.
when my only friend stopped talking to me
>>29876046
this happened to me can i be your friend do you have a kik
>>29876046
Same. I have no one in this world.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/prom-night
hi robots. come hang out with me and play some sick tunes :3
this shit chill af nigga
>>29876487
U know it is!
Bumparooni for more people.
Who /libertarian/ here? What is with all the socially liberal conservacucks on /r9k/ now? Sexual liberation and casual sex acceptance is price you pay to live in an individualist, free market society.
>>29876020
I get the best of worlds. I get to enjoy being a middle class man in a free society whole taking vacations to other countries to go and fuck conservative, traditional women. I can only hope the western feminazis don't bring their shitty values to my tourist destinations.
Liberal here. I don't look into 3rd parties since all my local and presidential elections have been D vs R shit. Are you Libertarians really against regulating the environment? Both main parties are and it makes me wanna crack some shill skull.
That isn't a thing I would be willing to pay any price for.
Fuck off you kike shill. You know the value of nothing and the price of everything
>Would never date a single mom
>Think they are just goldiggers who wants someone who takes care of their kids
>Laugh at girls who used to be bitches and now they all fat single mothers
>Have older sister who is single mom with 2 kids
>Feel very sorry for her because her, but feel she cant help doing stupid decisions in her life >she says shes fine but I can feel shes has guilt and depression
>Hope she will find somone that can make her happy
How do I cope with this feel?
>>29876014
Fuck your sister
Basic as that
>>29876014
Grab a nine and shoot her in the spine
>>29876014
Kill her kids and tear out her uterus, of course.
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING HUG CHITOSE
WHY CAN'T I BE IN THE YURUYURI WORLD
because there would be rape and murder everywhere
I want to eat her pickled vegetables.
>>29876086
I want to Yuru her Yuri
Girl with vorarephilia here AMA
>tfw diet
Hide this thread and do not respond to it if you have to don't forget to sage
>>29875891
What is that supposed to mean
>if you have to don't forget to sage
>>29875863
I never underrstood vore
>ctrl+f comfy
>no results
Let's fix that. Post your comfy pics, music, feels, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF4y20Wms8
that song is bretty comfy
>>29875900
Thanks, anon. Home makes some top comfy stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2SW_MWBa6w
johi
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