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video evidence of /r9k/ succeeding with hot asian women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SScR3CRtXAk
>>29882223
i watched his videos and wetmovies and pretty sure he is autistic and faking it. People said that was his therapist. At most that was his friend and doesnt even know he claimed she was his gf
>>29882223
asian girls are made for big spic dick
>>29882288
Well, she returns to see him again @ 4:40 in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQL78b7-wBo
He pounds two girls pussies at the same time. Better than what I'm getting.
I found elliot rodgers little brothers youtube channel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTaJYtoqx84
>>29882170
Thanks OP. original...in context
>>29882222
unchecked quints
>>29883251
bro those are four 2s not five im sorry to say
need money
will pay back with interest within two years max, probably sooner
small loan of 5k eurodollars pls
>>29882146
Give us succ and we will provide
>>29882146
hahahahahhahahahahahahahHHaha
>>29882146
Post your gofundme
why do you guys let sex/girls ruin your life. its only one thing out of the millions of things in life. and yet so many people base being a winner/loser over sex and girls.
i think i might buy a gun and kidnap a girl so i can cuddle with her for a night
we're all prisoners of society anyways, maaan
I really want pizza now, where should I get it from?
>>29882144
you should actually go to thailand and have sex with a ladyboy.
What was your preferred pronoun as a kid?
potato, zee & goku
fat fuck, that kid
Anon, and liquid
I'm a German American, can l stay?
>american
literally can't be a robot
>>29882043
Sure
Onigiri
>>29882043
I'm an Indian living in India....I have survived so long in /r9k/ without anyone noticing. An actual Pajeet...how does it feel that I had meaningful coversations with you fine people of god's own race?
Yes you can.
>be me
>finished first of uni
>Looking for summer job
> get home after interview
> tell parents I got the job
> dad asks me how the interview and I give short answers
>he asks about the drug test.
> I respond with " what do you think? "
>Dad:"RARARA IM YOUR FATHER DONT DISRESPECT WITH SUCH STUPID ANSWERS.YOUR AN IDIOT YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART WHEN DID YOU GROW THE BALLS TO DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT, KNOW YOUR PLACE, YOU'RE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT ".
I wish I was lying but that was general gist of the conversation. people ask me why I have confidence issues
if you know that type of attitude pisses off your dad, why have it ?
I have the same thing, narcissistic type-a chad dad who I'm not good enough for either, and I learned after years that talking to him like that was never going to get me anywhere
I would have just said
It was good, I passed
done, easy, and he doesn't think your disrespecting him and everyone goes on with their lives
>>29882021
Whatre you studying at uni?
>>29882142
Computer science
Which I'm sure like 50% of people on this site study
>bored
>want to fap
>can't get hard anymore
>no interest in watching girls get fucked, sucking cock, playing w/ eachother
What do?
https://www.nofap.com
>>29881945
smoke some pot first
its what I do, helps me immerse myself
also if you don't try to immerse yourself in your porn try that
if you want to go down a dangerous road immerse yourself as the girl
kil-self
How does it feel like to live a life for which it is completely normal to travel to a place like that with a girl like that?
Is it worth?
>>29881920
surely feels magical desu senpai
>>29881920
Anonymous, why are you asking me, fuck, why are you asking HERE?
>>29881960
>why are you asking HERE
there is literally no other place on the internet where I post stuff
So
So you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail
A smile from a veil
Do you think you can tell
Did they get you trade
Your heroes for ghosts
Hot ashes for trees
Hot air for a cool breeze
Cold comfort for change
Did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For the lead role in a cage
How I wish
How I wish you were here
Were just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found
The same old fears
Wish you were here
>>29881884
Remember learning these lyrics as a little boy who got introduce to Pink Floyd by dad.
How the fuck did I end up like this, anon?
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no moreHOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT ORIGINAL?
>>29881931
the answer is no, no we can't
My neighbors have a vicious dog that they won't tie up. It keeps biting people. What do?
>>29881874
Are they wetbacks?
I bet they're wetbacks.
>>29881874
Beat the shit out of the dog if it attacks you.
I mean, sucks for the dog, it ain't really his fault, but at least you'll stick it to those retards who shouldn't own a pet to begin with.
>>29881874
Call your local animal control and report them?
This pic just make me rock hard, i need to fap asap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM
>>29881825
Question? Is this a meme or a personal experience. I have seen this being posted on a similar thread before. Are you the same anon?
>>29881825
I'm sorry but this is so bullshit I had to take a break and go laught in the other room.
WOMEN ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>195 countries
> 22 female leaders
Yeah, bro. The roasties are ruling.
>>29881864
The most powerful countires in the world you dumb fuck.
>A possible president of the United States
>A chancellor of one of the strongest powers in Europe with Merkel
>And Theresa May
>>29881801
Where does that fine middle lady hail from?
>its dad
>asking why aren't you making enough money
>blame you
>tfw dad asks how i'm doing while unemployed
>>29881737
Can you afford to live and live alone (or at least without your dad?) If so, he has no business criticizing you financial situation
>>29881737
phone rings
Unknown number
answer
Hello?
recognise voice it's dad
awkward small talk
mentions we should meet up when he is next in the city. say sure and ask him to call me nearer the time he is coming down (end of the month)
says okay
End of the month no call, next month no call.
phone rings
Unknown number
answer
Hello?
and repeat
Why do normalfags pretend to know what having crippling depression is like they always say shit like
>You just need to bee yourself and live will get better
or
>I know what it's like everyone gets sad but it gets better
and they all say it like they're in a fucking movie.
> "Chad doesn't want to fuck me. Oh, gosh I'm feeling so depressed :((("
>>29881666
More like
>Oh my god my beta orbiters finally got sick of my shit and I thought they were my friends
>>29881636
depression and sadness are not the same thing, normalfags don't know that.
Here's all you need to know:
>life gets worse
>if you can't socialize you're fucked for life, so long as you can do that then you're good and not a robot, congratulations.
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