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>went to my doctor who I've been going to for years
>tell them a few issues
>they are extremely sympathetic and say they'll get me some help
>say they believe I have high functioning autism depression and other symptoms
>send me to a (((neurologist)))
>takes me months to get everything set up
>first appointment he just says hi to me and asks me what I'm going to do in college
>I'm the full 9 yards robot barely go outside or speak, cognitive difficulties, can't understand others or connect, always anxious panicking and still need to work myself up for an hour just to make a phone call
>my semester grades despite studying went 180 nosedive and college is suffocating and horrible (but you guys get it) but I do want to go back just for something different so I don't fail again
>neurologist has me and parent do 3 fucking questionnaires like the ones that get posted on r9k for autism
>next appointment I get is some click test that you click on letters with a spacebar for 15 minutes
>next test is EEG
>today was final appointment
>doctor says EEG was perfect, difficulties on click test, and dificulties shown from the dumb questionnaires
>tells me I have mild ASD
>tells me not to go into liberal arts because I'm smart and I can't socialize so I'll fuck up there
>says he'll see in 3 months whether to give me drugs
>says I need therapy for my anxiety mood disorder ASD that I have
>says good luck
>feel like I've been told to just be myself
I'm going to look for a therapist or psychiatrist. I don't know. Is it just me? Any other robots got experience with this? I don't feel stable at all. I want to cry right now. I thought I would get a genuine answer but I didn't. My last hope is the therapy. Why a life so fucked, I'm not this way on purpose so what the fuck? Don't go into another field because I'm fucked up? Who says that. I wish I never existed what kind of limbo is this.
>falling for the psychology jew
maybe a depressive episode of type 2 bipolar with anxiety? i dunno. what you went through sounds routine and they are taking you for a ride. usually its just a single questionnaire, a talk with a general practitioner, and a prescription. i can say its rare to have a doctor that will help beyond giving out prescriptions and then trying to push therapy. if you get one like that, its up to you to say which drug works and which doesnt, and then deny therapy.
I also got memed by the Jew doctors.
>see a therapist for a year, tries to coach me through simple anxiety disorder
>doesn't really work, see a different psychologist for a few months
>it's going okay
>suddenly mom thinks I'm autistic because her mid-day housewife talk shows had a special on autistic sons
>makes me see an autism specialist
>surprise, the autism specialist thinks I'm autistic
>the other two psychologists disagree
>that doesn't matter for some reason
>now I'm forever an autist
>can't even get any autismbux
>fucking jews
You guys ever get the feeling that this place only keeps you down and from bettering yourself?
not when i get the dooblie wooblies
No. Text and pictures on an image board doesn't have the power to keep me down but society overall does.
Yes but I have no other outlet to express myself or interact with others
how come WoW and robots go so well together
>>29884687
Because we can pretend to be sombody, who we're not.
That's not how you spell Everquest, WoWcuck.
>>29884687
it used to but not anymore.
unless you're talking about private servers of course
lets get an official r9k definition of a robot
>depressed
>lonely (by choice or not)
>realistic
>smarter than average
>intp or j
tell me where im wrong or add more im tired of normies calling themselves bots
>smarter than average
This isn't true. I'm a robot and I'm an absolute fucking retard.
People think I'm smart because I can bullshit them but I'm really really stupid.
You're wrong. a robot is someone who feels nothing for society or themselves or anything really. It's in the name.
A robot is an empty husk, a shell of once was.
>intp or j
Believing in jungian bullshits...
There are literally dating sites just for chad and stacey.
How long until ugly people are not allowed to reproduce anymore?
This looks like some shit straight out the internet in a GTA game
I got voted into that site, still a pathetic virgin.
Unless those ugly people just reproduce with each other. Or whatever. Why should I give a shit. Go get high and stop giving a shit.
I have an idea for an manga and I want to make it and post it online but i'm really bad at drawing. what do you think I should do? I drew a picture real quick to show my skill but its not my best because I did it in 5mins
You can get better if you practice. What's your idea for a story?
>>29884807
The story is there are three kids:
Yamamoto Yukio
Shimizu Akihiro
Fujimori Daichi
And they have a master who teaches them how to fight and use magic and they fight all the bad guys and they each have a unique fighting style
Yukio uses martial arts and very little magic. Akihiro uses duel pistols but relies on magic and Daichi uses a silver katana and some magic.
I thought of some other backstory for Daichi and their teacher but it would be to much to type in one post.
>>29884592
do the art yourself, guaranteed success. it's unique
If you could have 1 kid would it be a boy or a girl
Pic unrelated desu
Blox
A boy.I'm a male
A cute little girl to snuggle with.
>eevee appears
>click on it
>Pokeball keeps on spinning
>app freezes
>reset
>eevee's gone
>>29884373
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originofam
fuck off normie!!!!!!!!!!!!
oregano parmesanoo
>having a phone capable of playing modern games
How normie can you get?
Who /asian/ here?
>tfw no asian gf
>>29884372
>asian
>no asian gf.
Yes I relate.
>asian
>no gf of any race
I would never sink as low as to get a black gf but I too, understand your feels
Yep. No gf as well. I'm still awesome though and I deserve better.
>adding "crippling" before whatever "mental illness" you have
>>29884340
>adding "clinical"
It's not funny >:( you have triggered my depression !
>>29884340
>having a mental illness
I seriously hope you guys still don't do this.
(Fellow robots, I used to come on this forum a lot back when I had very bad social anxiety and deep depression, but I feel I got better and eventually I stopped coming on here or playing games as much either. I started going out more and socializing more instead. It was great and all thanks to a girl I had met and started dating, me and her are about to have our 3 year anniversary next month. The only issue with this is we love each other but she does not like to have sex often, we used to have sex like crazy but it just slowed down. It is to the point where I dread asking because it starts a fight and it also makes me feel very shitty about myself. I find my gf to be one of the most attractive women I have ever seen, and sometimes having such a woman but not being able to "have" her is so frustrating. It's driven me into slight anger and rage fits (not around her, after I go home) and before I met her I never had these anger temperament issues. All the while I don't have the nuts to break up with her because I love her. Not to mention we constantly fight. So basically I am considering suicide on the first day of 2017 as a solution because the pain and misery I feel due to this is insane, and it's not just that, every other aspect of my life is shotty too but I don't want to get into detail. What are your thoughts on my situation? Have you been in a similr one? Planned suicide or extreme frustration?
>>29884263
Learn to use frustration as a fetish. Look up chastity.
It feels so wrong yet so right
>>29884263
someone got source on that girl?
Anon, if she is making you consider suicide maybe you should bite the bullet (no pun intended) and take a break. It doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. You have to do what's right for you.
>I cross country border illegally every year
>It became so mundane, that I don't give a shit about it anymore
>but each year, crossing the border becomes harder
What other bizarre shit do you do that has become normal to you?
>>29884249
If it's a European border then kill yourself. If it's the US-Mexico border then okay I want to know more and I'm totally not FBI.
please, continue
(original comment)
>>29884292
It's not Europian, nor American. The territory , where I go is simply occupied
So found a lump last night and have had an ache for like a month.
Fairly cute doctor found the lump immediately and says my testicle has swollen to nearly double the size.
Literally waiting to get an ultrasound as I type this.
Stick around to find out if they are gonna cut one of my boys off.
>>29884244
Almost certainly not cancer, but they have to investigate.
I believe that 'lumps' have only a 6% chance of being cancer, and 94% something like a varicerole or hydrocele
>>29884269
lol maybe on the body in general
a testicle that is swollen to twice its size has a pretty high chance of being cancer
tesictular cancer is rarely fatal tho op, even if it has spread
>>29884244
I wish you good luck anon. originalcommenttt
Why the FUCK do people hate Donald Trump?
>why do people hate someone that tries hard to be hated by his opposers?
mmhhh really makes you think
the new pussy generation
>>29884234
'tis okay man...people have their political opinions, you have your own.
Help me write a cringey sketch comedy script for my younger brother. I want to mess with him (he's 15 and pic related)
>>29884230
Do you want to ruin his fucking life?
>>29884230
>robot trying to ruin another robots life
we are indeed degenerates.
>>29884311
>>29884282
Well do you want to help me or not? Doing this to see what happens. My brother's an abusive cunt anyways
