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>started new job today I got because of nepotism
>haven't been outside my house in more than a year
>looked up videos on how to talk to people and make jokes
>it works
>4/10 asian girls are hitting on me (at least I think)
>people treat me like a normal person
Did... did I make it? Am I a normie?
depends man, what type of job?
>>29888579
Do you still live with your parents? If so, move out and then you'll be on your way.
>>29888680
Financial services. I recommend it to any robot that wants a job.
And yeah I still live with my parents. Rent is too fucking expensive. I aint leaving till I pay off my loans.
k so a year ago I met this girl and then she added me on Facebook asking me to hangout. I said "yeah sure" but then nothing after that and we never ended up hanging out. I've regretted not taking more initiative and making stuff happen ever since. today she posted a snapchat story of her bunny. I randomly to send her a snap saying "can I come let your bunny?". was that a weird thing to say? I'm cringing at myself. I will post her reply right away I just haven't opened it yet.
can I come let your bunny
Can I cum let your bunny
>>29888558
What the fuck does that even mean.
Oreganoo
Could you bathe in a dirty bathroom like this for ten thousand dollars?
I would run my tongue all over that bathroom for 10k
>>29888521
Yes, that's just mold, big fucking deal
>>29888521
there is literally nothing wrong with this bathroom, this is what poor people bathrooms look like
not everyone has good water pressure and stainless steel appliances and the new fancy porcelain baths instead of the garbage old ones
Are white women necessary in 2016?
Pic related looks fun as fuck. I'd love to hangout with a bunch of non-white cuties with all my white friends and shit.
It just looks like it'd feel more sexy and we'd have more fun doing shit outside with them over Stacey and her iphone using friends, you know?
>>29888511
literally the only girls that matter in the current generation are asian girls
>>29888511
Brown Stacy's are just as bad as White Stacys
t. Iranian American who browses Muslim twitter and live in an area with tons of latinas
plenty of white women are as playful as pic related and plenty of brown women are as stuck up and self centered as stacy
Why are normies having less sex with each other?
>>29888510
yet another reason the baby boomers were the worst generation.
stats are screwed because all the pussy is going towards the top 15%
>>29888510
>>29888535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvO41fxhWFw
>tfw all the happiness I currently have is derived from the comments on my unfinished erotica story
>tfw I haven't made any progress on the story for an entire month
>tfw my main audience are robots
>tfw I'm actually afraid of disappointing those people
anyone else know this feel?
> Be me
> Be fanfic writer of an anime that was coming out
> Not lewd shit, just stories with the characters and shit
> Gained a small following
> A fair amount of people reading it
> One day I am physically repulsed by the idea of writing
> Feel that way for a week
> Stop writing
This was 2 years ago. Part of me wants to go back but I know that I have been forgotten about by my fans and they would hate me if I came back.
link us the fucking story already
first positive response made me feel so happy 2bh
>Well fuck, that was surprisingly well-written. Props OP, you should definitely continue writing, whether it be about gentle femdom or any other topic you like.
>Seriously, you could probably get a teen fiction novel published and make a bank of preteen girls.
this made me so happy.
Let's talk about robot/cyborg friendly jobs/careers. I'm a truck driver. AMA
Is it possible to drive a truck sober?
>>29888480
Do women ever show you their breasts in passing?
I'm trying to make money from home but its fucking difficult as a guy. My sister can sit there talking to guys on webcam and get paid serious cash.
>>29888
It's required. DOT be everywhere. New trucks even coming with cameras. They turning into the NSA.
>>29888554
Sometimes.
>You're a man of few words.
because nobody will talk to me senpai
>>29888363
Yes, but others talk alot of shit and are wrong.
>>29888363
>you're a scholar of vast pleasures
Why don't you get a tiny gf like I did, anons?
>sitting at my computer desk, browsing /elder/
>suddenly here some fumbling from behind the desk
>ignore it for a while, but finally it gets to me
>i stand up, move the desk and bend down to see what's going on behind it, assume that it's become loose
>instead, i see a tiny little woman, pic related in size
>her voice is really high pitched but she lets out a hearty laugh and thanks me for saving her, says that she almost was squished
>tells me she's lived in my house nearly all her life, a whole hundred years
>she stammers and says she was too shy to introduce herself when i'd moved in a month ago
>tells me it gets quite lonely and asks me to keep her company
>i let her sit in my lap while i shitpost on /v/ and /int/
>i tell her that i'll find some clothes for her and go to a doll store and buy her cute little outfits
>i make her a little doll-sized bed to sleep in next to mine
>i cook her mouse-sized meals that are tiny replicas of my own
>we watch movies together
>i even bought her a phone with a touchscreen and a light stylus that she can use to browse the interbutts
>eventually we bond and go out on a "date" which consists of me eating dinner alone while she sits in my shirt pocket, nibbling on a crumb
>i ask her to be my gf
>she says yes
It's all the perks of having a gf, except she's tiny so Chad can't see her and steal her away from you! I mean, technically I haven't lost my virginity, since her vagoo is too small for my cock, but isn't that a bonus? She makes my penis look so much bigger. Last night I jerked off onto her and drenched her in my juices
I'm thinking about asking her to marry me. Anyone know where to get tiny rings for their tiny gfs?
>>29888361
This is why /x/ is garbage these days.
>>29888435
I didn't post this on /x/, because it's not supernatural.
This is /r9k/ you dimwit.
Where do I get my own fuccfaerie?
you failed normalfaggots merely adopted robotism as an excuse, i was born with it, molded by it.
words cannot describe what its like going through each stage of life with this condition.
who here /lifetimerobot/?
So then just kys. Easy right?
I was born as a robot, I broke free.
>>29888513
then you were just a little shy growing up, facebooks that way.
What would you want your gf to work on? Or guys dont give a shit?
I want her to work onactually existingdesu senpai
This: >>29888367
But if you mean a personal project or whatever, something that isn't the normal stuff and something interesting (assuming I have a gf to begin with).
anything, IDC
If you were that kid who put their head down on their desk a lot in school do you think you came across as sort of autistic?
>>29888223
no, i think i just came across as mostly sleepy
>>29888248
you didn't you came across as a blazing autist
Yeah, at points. When I had friends I just came across as a guy who doesn't give a fuck, but when I became a loner it was pretty clear I did that out of autism.
I would have fuckin killed him if I was teaching!
https://youtu.be/yRurzoV-hxY
>>29888200
dis nigga look like shrekli
>>29888268
who is skreli?
>>29888403
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Which path will you choose
>>29888177
single forever
all of my dad's coworkers who decided to stay single have nice as fuck lives
they just buy the shit they want and don't have to deal with bitch wives who's mind rotted years ago
>>29888177
What's wrong with dating a 22 year old? The age should be higher.
>>29888177
All I want is a chain wallet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU1ypHv9-rA&index=7&list=PLuf1Vi1YgaE2XAk4MEuhbKZTINb8dmcqa
>tfw your fetishes alone automatically condemn you to being a KHV
>>29888140
very original source please
>>29888194
The artist is Tenseiani. I am only telling you this because reverse image search turns up nothing.
>>29888140
The sad part is that you're right.
Most of my fetishes are a big nono for women even if I was a Chad.
