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>tfw every black guy with yellow fever is pic related
>>29892101
That or a MadThad0890 that gets arrested for CP.
Sup /pol/lution?!
>>29892101
i do kinda look like him
i did have a asain gf tho, but she had to move away with her family to new york.
Anyone else feel strange about getting old? I'm 27 now, and I tend to be attracted to girls that are around my age, but every now and then I'll meet a girl that's like 20-24 that I think is absolutely gorgeous. I don't like this feeling... I still feel like I'm young, but I know that I'm not.
i know how you feel OP. i'm 19 and all i want to do is bang some middle schoolers. like i just want to rape 3 of them at the same time. life is just awful.
>>29892100
5 year age gap as a 25+ male is totally normal.
>>29892100
I'm 23 and am constantly nervous that I won't be able to smash teen pussy someday.
Anyone else broke as fuck here?
I spend at most $3 a day on food and I've been wearing the same pair of jeans for months.
I just graduated college, but I also make 70k a year, so no.
>>29892009
Well I just graduated college, but I also make 75k a year, so no. Enjoy sleeping in tomorrow though, don't forget to save up those NEETBux for something good.
I don't have the motivation to sign myself up for NEETbux, I need my family to help me.
Do Americans just want to deport Mexicans because they are jealous and afraid of superior spic dick taking their women?
>GTA Vice city
>perfect radio stations
>small map but it looked cool
>Tommy Vercetti
>Great cars
aside from not being able to swim and that shitty RC mission this game was great
>>29891985
They want to deport them because they are afraid of what might happen inside of their hearts if they allow themselves to care about human beings outside of the tribe.
Pure madness. A bunch of fools and knaves.
>>29891985
yes
"white" men = beta
hispanic men = alpha
fuck im the one who fell so hard for the an hero meme
you guys are shot posting when u make these
>tfw im actually going to do it
but don't know what to write here
i believe in this shit
Putting the finishing touches on my note today. How you gonna go OP?
>>29892010
i have to make peace within first, i realized im not even capable of writing my thesis on why i chose this path
>inb4 attention seeking
i need to give my parents esp my mother closure before i leave
>>29892073
No I understand, it's hard to formulate thoughts like these into words. All you can do is try. My mother's been the only reason stopping me from going through with it for the longest time, she's dying of cancer and if I don't off myself now, I surely will after she's gone.
ITT: god teir movies
Dark Crystal
>The Place Beyond the Pines
>Interstellar
>Oslo August 31st
Roger dodger
>google where to meet girls when you're under 21
>go to a bar or club lol x--D
Just go to the playground.
go to an Orthodox or Catholic church
just crash a party
>dated a guy from 2009-2011
>he used to beat me up sometimes, but not a lot
>I never told my parents that he was violent sometimes until about two years ago
>I turned 22 a few days ago
>tell my dad that I'm thinking about inviting the ex to my birthday party
>"You better not. I'll kill the motherfucker if he sets one foot on our property."
>tfw I'm turned on by my dad being so protective
>>29891910
you seem like you have daddy issues. I hope you figure your sexuality out. good luck with your life
>>29891910
fucking ROASTlE
>>29891910
>he used to beat me up sometimes, but not a lot
>tell my dad that I'm thinking about inviting the ex to my birthday party
No, that isn't normal.
So robots? What do you make of this? Do I have an in, or does she just want to be the very best?
#Prayforanon
>>29891859
DAMN NIGGA THAT HOE WANNA GNAW ON SOME YO DICK BRUTHA FUCK YEAH GET IT
Hope you weren't using those kidneys
Help me forget Ciara, robots. I need straight facts n'shit to prove why she was a hoe and why the spilling of the beans on her was justified.
She used to be one of my favorite fembots.
Jesus Christ you're fucking dumb.
>>29891841
I only talked to her once and she showed me how much money she got from exploiting people on here.
>>29891841
you can't forget her, NEVER
but you can roleplay as her with her trip, Eliza#haha
hiboys.
TAGS: r9k, r9komegle
lets get some CRAZY shit going
weird that I just decided to get on Omegle then this thread was made
Bumping for a chance of getting a gf ;__;
These threads are great when they get going. But they rarely get going :(
>tfw keeping up simple habits like eating enough, brushing your teeth and showering never stops being a difficult chore
>tfw i procrastinate hygenic habits for hours and often just give up and go to bed without doing anything
Who here
>teeth rotting
>bad acne
>long, greasy hair
>wear the same underwear for days
>leave oily marks when hand/face touches anything
No piss bottles, though
You don't want tooth decay.
>>29891779
yaaas, dis me. used to have piss bottles when i rented a room and had to pass through the living room to the bathroom an was afraid of bumoing into the ppl there
now i have my own apt, no more piss bottles!!
still dirty af and idk why, it just becomes so hard to do, i feel u anon
I wash my hands and brush my teeth habitually for my own health. But I don't see showering as that important, just a courtesy for others that isn't always necessary.
I'm trying write a historical fiction novel but I'm constantly worried that its not historically accurate enough. Should I stop caring or should I nail down every single detail first?
>>29891768
The harlequins I read have all kinds of inaccuracies. Nobody cares, as long as you can wash clothes on the laird's abs, yadda yadda oat cakes, thatched roof, rape...
>>29891938
Harlequins? Are you a fembot? Or just a guy who likes softcore erotica? Either way, interesting.
who gives a fuck as long as it's a great story.
>can't sleep without a fan
>don't even care for the wind, just like the noise
Yep
I also love the smell that comes out of filters on vacuum cleaners
And I stand in front of air conditioners with my mouth wide open just inhaling the cold air
>>29891758
it is great
i love the cold air
>>29891758
>when one of the chains rocks back and forth, making that ding sound
>ITT go to a board you've never visited before and report back with your findings
>>29891725
I went to b and all I found was cancer
/an/ is pretty relaxing actually. I might visit more often.
guy at >>>/gd/276270 is making this while plowing through a 12 pack or something
very good work
