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I'm up at 3am listening to anime music and watching scat porn
Where are you on the East coast, gross anon?
>>29895321
scat porn is a little weird, u might want to stahp that if you can after a few hours. anime music is normal. you are living the based NEET life anon
>>29895321
I'm laughing at some retarded Asian bait thread on r9k so I can't judge. I'm also texting my ex who I still have very pronounced, painful feelings for
>Wanted to listen to music while browsing /r9k
>I try to find a good song, too much of a robot to find a song I like
>kill myself.jpg
>Start choosing memes
>now listening to all star smash mouth
>Have macintosh plus lined up next
>end my life
Top lmao pham
This is true patrician taste
>>29895260
haha! great post
screenshot for r/4chan XD!!!
>can't tell people what music you like because it's all meme filled crap that they'd never understand
>favorite and download literal shit tracks with people screaming or that one loudest orgasm shit, distorted ear rape crap too
>listen to it for hours
i feel you OP.
Serious question Why don't you just lie?
Just tell a girl you're rich or have a cool education or whatever it takes to get in her pants
Here's a tip: don't be yourself because you're fucking boring loser
I told a girl I had a job and it worked.
>>29895252
Does Goku tell lies?
What about Frieza?
>I'm not an autist believe me
>so what's your favorite music
>i-it's anime music
>spills spaghetti on her dress
>trips on cape
>the shurikens fall out of my sleeves
>cry into a puddle of my own piss
Going to my weekly psychiatrist appointment in 6 hours but I have nothing to say.
Every week the amount of content in our meetings gets lower and lower. I spend all my time at home so literally NOTHING happens to me.
I feel all this pressure to come up with a good story though. It's a weekly "Check if you have a life" test. I'm having a nervous breakdown, I have nothing, nada. She's gonna laugh at me, LAUGH AT ME. I'M GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK.
Nigga calm the fuck down. Tell her the truth.
>>29895251
calm down. It's weekly not even normies have weekly stories. They have some monthly
>>29895251
>She's
Yeah. How did I know from reading your first typed sentence that your shrink would be female? I'll tell you how. Because I had a female shrink at one point, and the only thing I learned was how to bullshit. I said what she wanted to hear. It went nowhere after I realized females are bad at analytical reasoning.
You know, that woman knows nothing about you. She isn't wise. She isn't intellectually rigorous. She isn't male. And she isn't you.
My amateur advice to you? Man to man? Stop being a fucking coward and exercise more. There. I just saved you a thousand or so bucks.
Its another anon cant sleep and dribbles in suicidal thoughts nights
>>29895191
I feel you anon. I just want to sleep.
I just want the day to be over.
I'm tired.
Sm, I was just gonna make the thread. Just after midnight & somehow I have energy when I was tired all day
>>29895233
I just want to know that itll get better after this life
I have massive problems with depression. Whenever I talk to someone about my history, they always say "well of course you have depression and anxiety problems, your mother violently assaulted you often in your childhood."
But even to this day, I think that I was such a little autistic weirdo that she had no choice. She's a good person, as far as I can tell. Since nobody else was there, how can I ever know if I was abused or it was reasonable?
>>29895190
Tell us more about your mother
>>29895216
She's sort of a no-nonsense type, she grew up on a farm. I have Asperger's and I used to be very defiant of her for no good reason.
For example she would sometimes get me to stay in my room by laying a hockey stick outside the door. If I crossed the hockey stick she would beat me. And sometimes I did, because I was so annoyed. So she would hit me on the legs. It's not like I didn't know what would happen, it was self-selected punishment.
>>29895246
Did you want her to feel anything from your defiance?
Did you hope to gain attention from it?
Post your favorite picture.
I really really like this picture
>>29895189
this one tells such a beautiful story
ui7g
This is my worldview in one image pretty much
HOLY FUCK I ALMOST DIED TONIGHT
Why the fuck cant normies drive properly?
Some crazy motherfucker in a truck ran a red light and almost plowed right into me at sanic speed when I started crossing the street.
You know who you are motherfucker, I may have been too beta to honk my horn but I want you to know I REEEEEED really loudly at you as you drove off!!!
why do you assume it was a normie?
>>29895199
I live in Texas and he was driving a big ass Ford truck, guaranteed normie.
>>29895187
>pulling out of convenience store
>look to my left
>car a ways off coming toward me fast, speeding like a dick
>pull out into his lane slowly
>plenty of space
>instead of slowing down or switching lanes he HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>and switches lanes going mach 5
I hate fucking speed racer assholes.
/adv9k/, how do I tell/confirm with a girl as smoothly as possible that we're going Dutch on a date?
Never done this before.
>>29895097
"Ooops I forgot my wallet this is the only cash I have would you mind paying for yourself, my sweet?"
>>29895183
So don't even bother telling her beforehand in text because it's awkward just be awkward there?
Got it, thanks.
>>29895188
No, that was sarcasm.
I'd just say it's the 21st century and if she has a job, she can pay for herself. Go hard and be opinionated. That will get her wet.
>Remember when the last time you were happy?
>Everything was fine, didn't have to worry about financial problems or women
>Playing vidya all night long on the weekends with your Brother
>Laughing and having the best time
>You were the center of the world at the time
>Other people's feeling didn't matter as you were too little to comprehend
>Remember when Tre and his friends beat the living shit out of you?
>Your brother was always there for you and chased those assholes away
>Or when your cousin used to punch you because you were smaller and younger?
>Uriel was always there, thanks bro
>Rained hard during our moving date, the day where it ended
>Moving out of our old house to move closer to moms work
>Oh, I was so glad, we were finally getting out of that nigger hell hole
>My brother wasn't so happy since his girlfriend was going to be further away
>Driving downtown LA
>I get up
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Shieett
Read the first letter of every line
Original contentonio
Save me immunity cat
>>29895900
TYBIC
wouId you worship these sweaty feet?
>>29895063
shit, probably
>>29895063
ofc bby
Shit tier fetislerinle defol git deli
How the fuck did any of you get the idea that I want to BECOME something?
Are you fucking dense? Did you FUCKING HIT YOUR HEAD YOU STUPID WAGEKEK?
I'll say it once and for all. I hate every fucking single thing on this world.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE IDEA THAT I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO IT???? You should be glad that I'm not actively destroying stuff, but BUILDING stuff? Together with other men? Are you fucking gay?
My hand should be on my dick, not on a tool.
Don't listen to the Jews when they want to brainwash you into thinking you are worthless without work.
>>29895046
You will become something at the moment of your death, cuck.
>>29895046
Just don't complain when the only thing you've left to eat is yer own cum
Do you get NEETbux? Because I don't, and am quite worthless without either job or gubment help. Being a single white male there's very little that can be done, according to several social workers.
Name one good thing about the white race, which isn't stolen culture or work done by others.
>>29895004
Bobbi Starr
>>29895004
Inaliable human rights (John Locke)
Gravity (Isaac Newton)
>>29895004
rationalism was alright i suppose
TFW no single qt mother in her early thirties next door invites you for a cup of coffee in a rainy afternoon because she's lonely and needs someone to talk to.
No one shares my fantasy it seems
/pol/ told me single mothers are monsters. They divorced or killed their husbands so that they can raise their non-white children themselves to become SJWs or criminals that will destroy western culture and the feminist government subsidizes it with our taxes. And they probably just want you to babysit their cultural-annihilator kids while she goes partying with Chads and Tyrones. They'll never respect you!
The situation you described in your post sounds pretty comfy and nice though. Are some of them really just lonely and overburdened and would appreciate companionship?
>>29895344
>/pol/ told me
This gon b be gud.
>Are some of them really just lonely and
Nope. Hordes of betas fighting for their attention.
>she stops replying
Worst feel ever
>getting replies from a girl ever
You must be lost friend! Normieville is far away from here.
She's probably having dinner or something bro.
>>29895021
It's been 2 weeks now
