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>Middle aged man comes into the surgery
>Has attended many barbecues over the summer
>Consumed some undercooked pork
>Believes he has a tapeworm infection
>Wants me to give him Praziquantel
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Thanks based shipman
Shipmanposting is too good for this world.
>>29897693
when did this meme start
>it was all real
>you were born too late
>>29897633
Hitler was the hero we needed
>tfw its all over
;_;
imagine being a cuck like that
just cucking yourself to fixed ideas
being a cuck to the idea of a nation, when nationalism and the state have wiped out regional languages and standardised and abstracted what is the shared output of millions of people into a given culture
imagine being such a cuck that you unironically believe that one person can represent and make decisions for tens of millions of people, that their entire being is abstracted first into the fixed idea of the nation state and then through that into its single elected leader
actually existing people should always come before abstractions based on what they produce but always simplified
>>29897633
it's pretty tough if you happen to realize that the good guys were outnumbered and lost
>hair started to grow on my shoulders
it just keeps getting worse
Go live in the woods and role-play as Bigfootunless you're a manlet too
just shave it. fucking loser
>>29897629
im not even that hairy. i have completely hairless back, and lightly hairy chest
wher is the best place online or offline to find a NEET shut in girlfriend?
>>29897606
probably in their homes.
>>29897606
You'd only be able to find them online
>>29897606
They don't exist. We've been over this again and again and again.
can we ban anime-posters?
pic related is me whenever I see someone post an anime reaction pic
>>29897604
>mfw anime posters
>>29897604
i agree with (You) OPoriginalanimemepost
>>29897604
>>29897674
>>29897740
Kill yourself.die
Hey /r9k/ I need some advice.
>GF is cosplaying once or twice a month
>Sometimes I dont go with her
>She goes to this local "cartoon festival" last weekend
>Dresses as Harley Quinn
>A couple of days later me, her and her kids look at the photos on the TV
>A picture of her making out with a guy dressed as the Joker
>Don't say anything because her kids are there
>After that she told me it wasnt a big deal she was just in persona
Fuck. What should I do? Might leave her but if its just a one time thing I might get over it.
>letting your cosplayer gf go alone to conventions
Bro, have you even heard about the sick shit that goes on at these nerd conventions? Orgies, raves, hordes of desperate men dishing out attention to any and every cosplaying females, and the list goes on.
>>29897511
>her kids
Well, a few days ago, there was a megacuck on this board.
>>29897511
Seems like bait. If it isn't, lol. I lol'ed at "her kids." How cuck of you to support Chad/Jamal's offspring. And double lol at it being a one-time thing. That's like and undercover cop catching a guy selling drugs and him being like, "That was my first sale ever. I'll never do it again."
Why can't normies understand when someone needs help and empathy instead of ridicule and revulsion? It's like they're all monsters but they can't see it
It's just the way they're wired, anon. Nobody is fundamentally responsible for anything. We're just following our programming, so try not to hate them too much for it.
That's because in their eyes, WE are the monsters.
>>29897488
Empathy is the worst emotion, you shouldnt want it
FROG COMPANY WAKE UP!
>>29897447
SlR YES SlR, SIR YES SlR, SIR YES SIR
>>29897447
Sergeant, I can't find my rifle.
>>29897525
BEND OVER AND PRESENT BOIPUCCI YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT
Who here friendless and tired of being lonely?
who here friendless and tired of assholes calling you on the phone?
i don't know if she's this pure person i romanticised or the total opposite
i don't know if im waiting for something great or if i should just kill myself now
>>29897420
Me. So i am currently trying to enter some sort of close friendship with a woman in america. Timezone's suck and yet i found myself missing her at 5.30pm yesterday. I think that's a pretty long time considering i last spoke to her at like 10.30am that morning.
I just hope i dont get "the feels". It's nice to have her around though. It's nice to meet someone you feel you dont need to hold back with.
>can't even enjoy video games, music, and hobbies anymore because depression
what's the fucking point
Like, just stop being depressed bro
>>29897410
do you want help or is this just a self pity thread?
>>29897416
This board is at the point where this could either be a joke or completely genuine
Who else here lost his virginity thanks to this app?
>>29897368
good shit now you can leave and never come back
>>29897368
Not me. Fuck you normiechads REEEEE
>>29897368
who Team Valor here?
here comes dat Valor!
oh shit waddup!!!!
>freshman year was 10 years ago
>2009 was seven years ago
>8 years ago for me
:(
>>29897357
Try 14 years faggot
Good morning, wagecuck.
You can turn off your alarm now.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29897342
>implying I don't earn 33k euros/year investing my hard earn wagie euros.
Thank god i dont have to work anymore and still get 2750 euros a month
Wagecuckolds on suicide watch
>>29897342
more like another 2 hours another 100 dollars
you mad neetfriend?
"omg im so depressed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7kGf-MRShg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW24XRDRjas
I am more depressed than all of you tbqh. I'll fight you over it if you don't think so. We'll see who has the biggest depression.
>>29897848
i don't even have the will to fight you senpai
>Go out for drinks with co worker, was meant to be another person there but they bailed
>Knock back drinks like a madman
>Gets to 1 in the morning, get a kebab
>We walk to the park near her place, chill/eat
>She invites me in, put a movie on
>Sit there like an autist watching "The Princess Bride" and not touching
>She get cold, so we get a blanket and continue not touching
>4AM, movie ends, get uber home
Why am I this autistic with women that I can end up at their home and still not make a move I hate myself fucks sake what can I do to improve
>>29897264
now is your chance, start touching
>>29897264
ugh guys
So autistic. Only get a date with girl and go back to her place
Gosh so autistic LOL haha so autistic xD
You guys know this feel?
>>29897264
put your hand on her thigh
