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>parents forced me to get a job
>don't care about getting fired
>behave however I want
>insult coworkers in different ways
>always make myself appear better than them
>they started to call me witty
>het invited to drink with them
>one girl invited me to do something with her
>reached a point where it is too hard for me to care about human relationships
So acting dominant like someone without selfawareness makes you popular? It's so baffling to me.
>>29901053
In my experience yeah, normie coworkers love people with Chad attitudes, especially if you're working with a bunch of dullards
>>29901053
>left foot on right leg
>>29901154
Nice observation anon, I'm proud of you.
>>29901086
It's so fucking weird, I even make fun of people who couldn't find a job for their degree and now have to work here as a barista. They invite me to parties, offer me a ride home etc. I'm not even a good worker and don't look attractive, the only thing people compliment me for is my fashion sense. I already made enough money for the things I wanted and now want to be a neet again, but they don't seem to want to fire me. I look like fucking garbage, acting like an asshole shouldn't work for me.
>tfw 27 and 5'8
>skinny
>acne scars
>still look 16
>every middle school kid these days are my height or taller
>walking past groups is torture since they think I'm their age
Who here genetic mess?
>>29901051
Same.
I'm 31 and still look 17 unless you can see my grey hairs.
Everytime I go to buy liquor or cigarettes, the cashier thinks it's so fucking astounding the guy on my license is really me.
Had some fucking cameljockey dudebro keep going "No fucking way, bro, das you?"
>22
>Patchy awful facial hair
>Balding
>5'10
>Look 16 years old
My family always tells me it's good that I look young and that I will realize that when I get older. I just want to look my age damn it! And when I am forced to shave my head I am going to look like a fucking chemo patient.
>30
>fat and balding
>I'm invisible to teenage girls now
Thank god I no longer have to walk manually whenever I pass a group of teens
Does anyone know that youtube channel where this guy talks about /r9k/ and normies? He was shitposted around here a couple of times and we teased him as being the next Elliot Rodger
>>29900949
Do you mean this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qGKD4zfsw
>>29900949
try this thread brokid
>>29899979
>>29900973
FUCK YES!!!!!! thANK YOU!!!!
I am going to kill myself
no but for real i tried about a year and a half ago and pussied out right at the last minute, kinda fucked up my car a bit though. but i'm having many many daily thoughts about just killing myself
I'm going to make one last shot at fixing my fucked life, by leaving everything behind, cutting all contact, and becoming a new person.
I won't be some closeted literally gay faggot who can't even get close to another guy because he was abused as a child so whacks off to nonthreatening cartoons,
i won't be scared of people who know my parents spying on me, or family checking up on me and telling me how to live my life and yelling at me like i'm some disobedient animal
I won't be that weird guy who has no emotional connections at 26
I'll be some fresh off the boat/plane English teacher, with a good excuse for why i have no friends or contacts, and in a place where being a bit awkward through a language barrier is the norm and being a fucking weirdo with a weird sense of humor is just "oh he's foreign" instead of people instantly considering me a serial killer because i don't follow sports
So i will kill who and what i am now, and if that doesn't work i'll literally just kill myself
What's the rush? We will all die eventually.
no one here cares. go attention whore on reddit or something.
Is moving to asia the perfect escape for robots?
>no longer short
>language barrier to hide awkwardness
>people don't think you are weird, just "exotic strange westerner from a foreign land!" and accept that
>hell people actually find you interesting
>anything over a 2/10 can get laid over there, 4/10 white person is considered attractive
>no need to cook
A girl's sexual past says nothing about her character.
If you can't accept that, no girl will ever want you.
i think i have a new fetish now
>>29900764
Source, OP? I'm feeling prettyflushedjust watching it
A man can reject a woman for any reason and vice versa.
femanons, do you prefer white or black horse cocks?
>>29900512
white is better but they're both okay
>>29900512
I prefer dog cocks.
Horses are too big and that beam thing you have to remove from their tip makes me puke.
I learned these things when I was at vet school
>>29900512
mare pussy best pussy
>american """"lunch""""
>>29900486
I didn't eat even that during my school years, I would just drink a cup of coffee with milk and go all day without eating until I came back home.
I'm from a poorfag family tho so I guess I don't count.
>>29900486
Even the apple looks unhealthy
Jesus christ
>>29900486
when I was in school lunch was like 2 dollars, how much is it now?
anyone else here have eye floaters? they are annoying. the sun is peaking in through the shades right now so im seeing them on the screen more than i usually do. meh.
>>29900338
I used to have eye floaters quite often especially when sunlight hit me. I also get brief split-second migraines where the world blacks out and I lose my breath.
>>29900338
Pretty much every human has them they just don't notice them
>>29900448
if they dont notice them then they dont have them. reeeee
>tfw so many wasted opportunities
>tfw smart but lazy
>you will always look back on your failures and successes
>can't look forward as its pointless
>le smart but lazy meme
If you're so smart, why are you a virgin neet?
>>29900594
because of lazyness
learn to read more than one word at a time you fucking idiot.
You sound like a textbook INTP
/qa/ is making fun of us
>>>/qa/588086
Time to shit their board up
>>29900292
They're right, though. This board is infested with normies now and should be deleted.
I didn't know they existed.
I need help. My poopy corner is starting to smell bad. How do I make my poopy corner smell less icky gross
Post a picture of your poopy corner and I'll let you know exactly what you should do.
>>29900262
Stop eating pigfood, and buy a witch hazel hemorrhoid cream for your devastated poopoo hole.
I'm sorry, Your what?
Let's talk anime shop, robots. I thought Utena was pretty dope, it hits on a lot of themes like >alienation
>isolation
>anxieties
>tfw no rose bride gf, etc.
Let's have your thoughts on it. Analysis, speculation, interpretation, & porn are ok.
>>29900210
I was class delegate.
>>29900210
Utena was good but had a lot of filler episodes. I skipped some episodes because I sensed that they weren't necessary, but the series as a whole was pretty good. I think Utena and Anthy don't make sense as a couple in the anime, but tumblrinas get asspained when I say this. It's very obvious Utena was obsessed with Akio before she realized niggas aint shit but hoes and tricks.
>>29900210
It's pretty shit and you're a fedora-tipping retard projecting meaning onto a totally vapid piece of pulp entertainment.
Let your brain take a little rest until you hit 25 and then consider using it again. It's not doing you any favors right now.
>have gf
>she does everything to try and please me the whole relationship
>stiil treat her good only not super beta
>work gets insane for a couple months and i end up stressed as fugggg
>end up acting super beta to gf because the stress got to me and i sought comfort
>she breaks up with me
>act beta for another month or so
>then snap out of it and stop giving a fuck again
>she starts texting non-stop trying to get back together once she realizes
why are women such nutcases lmao
>>29900179
>dating GIRLS
Get the fuck off my board and don't come back fucking normalfag
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29900202
ofuk waddup its dat meme
>tfw switch bdsm gf
It's the best
If a western-style burka/modest clothing were enforced, would you be in favor of it?
pic related
>>29900138
if modest dressing were to be enforced i would prefer dressing like in the 50s, i liked it the most then in terms of women.
>Gemma Arterton
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNG
no need for full on muslim shit
modest clothing should be required by law though. like 1950s era clothing. women look better with that type of clothing anyway, idk why they don't wear it. probably because it's easier to attract chads when yoga pants show off how good their ass looks.
I've had the realisation that I've become gay. I've always stared at girls and masterbated to hetero porn but it doesn't arouse me anymore. ITT how did you discover you were gay/bi? For me its when I started skipping porn when the guys dick wasn't nice or he was ugly.
>he thinks what gets his willy hard on a screen determines sexuality
ELL OH ELL
>>29901121
This senpai. You most likely have porn addiction which makes you fap to radically more out of the norm stuff. Typically goes like this
>Women
>Women bdsm
>Lesbian
>Really kinky stuff(scat,torture prolapse)
Then women get boring
>Qt trap
>Tranny
>Shemale
Fag
>Gay porn
Stop fapping to porn and just imagifap and suddenly your not so gay. If you think I'm wrong act upon those gay urges and and how you feel after
saw some gay shit when I was 14, realized I liked that kinda thing not long after.
Means nothing though. Nearly 10 years later and I'm still a kv.
