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>Oh god, I lost my earrings!
>Can you help me search for them, uncle anon?
>>29901387
>uncle
jesus fuck just off yourself
>>29901537
make me, pee pee head :)
>>29901731
hehe
pee pee head
I'll start drawing again today
I'll finish reading all these today
I'll start dieting today
I'll play all these games today
>I'm sleepy again
lazy cunt, get to work
Then do my stuff for me too as thanks for the motivation.
Don't give up, anon! I know you can do it!
>>29901588
I know I can't. I've done nothing but staring at the ceiling all day. It's evening now
Why are y'all such losers? Lol. I mean, haven't you tried losing weight, working out and just, y'know, talking to people? It's not that hard to make friends. :-)
They don't want to, and rightly so.
If they did want to, they'd have done it.
I think it will be a robot, or someone like
a robot, who finds the better way of living
that is neither whorishness or non-existence.
Let your destiny choose your jailfu
>>29901331
In most robots traumatic social experiences as a child have led to both anxiety and inability when it comes to forming relationships. Most of them would require heavy therapy and multiple positive social experiences before feeling comfortable establishing relationships
>27 year old man comes into the surgery
>Claims that text far away appears blurry
>Seems to think doctors are also opticians
>Wants me to give him glasses for myopia
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Can you give me a lethal dose of morphine too please
I'll take one as well
Can I get a lethal dose of husky?
Guys, I just touched the skin below my balls as I'm laying on the couch and at first everything was alright, but as I touched with more force I noticed those hard, wiry things underneath the skin.
I'm so freaking terrified by now because I read in an encyclopedia that there are insects who can live in you. Now those wiry things don't move but they don't feel like they belong there, especially because everything else is so soft in that area.
What are those? I'm afraid of my own insides!
Fairly sure that is what connects your testes to the rest of your body.
Don't panic.
I am totally paranoid about accidentally sterilising myself by sitting on or twisting my balls, so I barely wear trousers anymore. I can't sleep on my side, because I'm worried about my balls falling around without support.
I'm going insane.
>>29901273
nah everyone has that
at least i do m8, and the odds of us both having this insect are pretty low
>>29901307
Just wear briefs so your balls will be held in a safe position at all times.
NEETS! Brothers and sisters in unemployment! (*thunderous applause*)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYj8ciqAPcA
Today is not an easy time to speak to you.. As I speak thousands of our brothers are ignored, beaten, spat upon and even worse... they are made to think they are the cause of their own oppression. They came to think they are less than human, because they don't work. But let me ask you one thing:
HAS THE WORLD TREATED US AS HUMANS BEFORE (!) WE WERE NEETS???
This has happened several times in history. The oppressor blames the victim for being oppressed. I came to tell you one thing: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
YOU ARE NOT ALONE! WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS! WE HAVE WORTH EVEN WITHOUT WORK
I WANT TO TELL YOU WAGESLAVES THAT WE WILL TAKE NO MORE!
DOWN WITH WORK!
DOWN WITH FAMILY!
DOWN WITH CLASSIC VALUES!
(*applause gets even bigger*)
YOU CAN INSULT US.
YOU CAN IGNORE US.
YOU CAN TORTURE US.
BUT YOU CAN'T FORCE US TO WORK!!!!!!!!!
YOU SIMPLY CAN'T!
YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR FREEDOM!
YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR HONOR!
OUR SPIRIT WILL NEVER BE CRUSHED.
OUR CAUSE IS JUST!
WE ARE MORE THAN YOU THINK.
NEETS! FIGHT! FIGHT FOR FREEDOM! FIGHT AGAINST OPPRESSION!
FIGHT FOR GENERATIONS TO COME!
GLORY TO KEK! GLORY TO THE INTERNET!
NEETS UNITE!
DEATH TO WORK! FUCK WAGESLAVES! JUST FUCK THEM!
ONWARD TO VICTORY!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THE NORMIE WAGE SLAVES
HEAR! HEAR! KILL THE WAGESLAVES!
>>29901362
Enjoy starving to death when all the taxpayers that feed you are gone, you idiot.
32 year old exwizard here. Just had sex for the first time yesterday. Ask me anything.
How does it feel betraying the wizard sanctuary and losing all your powers for a cheap, half-hearted fuck?
>>29901094
Why did it take you so long to do what teenagers can?
>>29901135
It feels no different honestly. I feel like I placed too many expectations on it and am left feeling disappointed. Nothing is different. I'm still a loser. But at least I'm now a quantifiable step above the rest of you queermos.
>made profile with pics I took on a bad cam without any make up
>only ugly and poor men message me
>made profile with pics I took on my Iphone with make up and stuff
>handsome and rich men message me
I don't get this, why men are so predictable? Don't they understand they could invest money in any poor and natural looking woman and get a princess at the end?
I would say it goes both ways, but I'm just a guy who doesn't socialize or anything.
I've fallen in love exclusively with girls who don't have jobs or any riches. I don't really care about money so I guess I fall into the ugly and poor category.
I guess I'll die alone, hm.
>>29901091
We don't have to do a thing
>We're going to offer you food, a house, clothes, holidays, luxury
and all you can offer is a vagina.. And headaches
Op is a cat lady
>>29901091
Dating is a clusterfuck because we care too much about looks and you care too much about social status.
I'm not the only one here who eats his dandruff, right?
>>29901087
Probably. Use colder water and actually shower you fucking disgusting autist
I do that too
I also eat my snot and random gunk I pick out from various crevices on my body
I like to also pick my asshole and smell it and eat my cum after I masturbate
Ear wax too, I also pick my skin and eat the scabs
I'm 23
>>29901115
I shower at least once a week with hot water, though. I even use anti dandruff shampoo. All in vain.
/r9k/, would you date an average looking blonde girl with nothing in common with you? Pic related is talking to me on a dating site. I think she's cute, but I feel like her facial features wouldn't be very good for a boy if we had a son.
Bumpan dis threaaadddd
>>29901054
That girl isn't blonde you faggot
If I could kill one person it would be the inventor of hair dye
Fuck her hard
>playing csgo
>so bad that they voted to kick me out
this feels really bad
>going 0-20 once in competitive
>say nothing so no one notices
>"Oh guys this guy's so bad, why don't we kick him?"
Some of the worst experiences I've ever had in that game. I took a hammer to my mic just so I couldn't reinstall. Thank god I'm done with it.
>>29900946
play casual
>carrying my team
>russian faggot start vote kick
>get kicked
>7days cooldown
What's a good job for someone with severe social anxiety?
I had an interview at target today but walked out when the guy got up to get his manager for the second part of the interview
I say become a thief or deal drugs in large quantities. Barely any interaction with people when you have to deal with them, very short and scripted transactions that are over within minutes that only come up every month or so. Large pay, high demand. You're your own boss so you set your own hours which is great for most robots. You can basically get money for sitting in your filth high off your ass just by having the drugs and knowing people who want the drugs. It's that simple retard, now go run a trap house.
>>29900883
but thats illegal
guys help me out plz
>make a single anti-/pol/ post
>watch the (You)s roll in
>watch the entire thread descend into absolute chaos
>>29900768
I really don't understand /pol/ as a board. Outside of major election years, what do they talk about all day? Is it just racist stuff?
>>29900890
>>29900768
It's mostly stormfront with memes, though there are a wide variety of other views expressed.
I like /pol/ desu, they're funny
>>29900890
Stuff happens all the time, they have plenty to talk about.
over 10 years of social isolation and that my 20's are almost over makes me want to kill myself
I can't even go outside, have to be paranoid and have a knife on me..Can't connect with people either, people here fucking hate my guts and I spent years of my life trying to figure out what happened, I didn't get any answers, no one would say anything, no one talked to me, no one wanted me around. I don't think I'll ever have a meaningful life..All I get to do is wake up and think about how alone I am, and what could have possibly put me there.
kroriginal
>>29900735
>people here fucking hate my guts and I spent years of my life trying to figure out what happened
You're a tripfag, thats what happened.
You are craving attention and appreciation so much that you use your name on a chinese cartoon online store.
But the point of this place is to be anonymous, that no one person is better than another, you're only as good as your content.
but you are a gigantic faggot who wants to turn this place into an edgy facebook.
kys
>>29900784
Is he actually a tripfag? He might just be doing it to be a good OP. If not though, yeah. You're a faggot.
post some shemales, or your favorite porn/boipucci
no faggots in panties plz
>>29900721
>no faggots in panties plz
anon its ok to be curious in 2016
>>29900721
>no faggots in panties plz
But most "shemales" in porn are literally faggots in panties that don't even take hormones. If you're lucky they had some boobjob.
Why do you think their dicks stay hard and big?
At least trannies are trying to be girls by taking hormones and shit.
>>29900741
nah my bruv, panty boys are fucking disgusting,
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