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Every time I post this you complain about it including so much about drugs and say I'm some soberfag. It is actually because drugs made me kind of a loser and kind of poor.

Will post my bingo below.
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asdasdadppppppep
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>>29904148
Just fuck my life up
>Not original, no surprise
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>>29904148
Use addblock that's what I do.

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Any robots starting University this September? I am, and I'm absolutely shitting it. Anxious that I'll have no friends and I'll just stay in my dorm all the time.
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>>29904039
Which uni you going to robot?
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>>29904185
Rather not say, but a decent Uni in the East Midlands, England.
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semester already started here feels bad.

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Is programming hard for a total newbie? I guess it's the most possible way to earn substantial money by working from home, but how do you at first get to that level?
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>>29904009
you don't if your not born doing it you don't integrate into it there's no hope or possibility of it
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You need to get a degree in it first.
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>>29904009
Buy a book, or go to codecademy. Nerd on it for a week and try to do FizzBuzz (google it). If you are not an idiot you can do it. Congrats you now shit on 50% of comp. sci faggots.

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do beautiful girls like memes?
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sometimes they do, sometimes they do not
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>>29904004
They either do or don't anon
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>>29904004
I hate how drawn I am to women. I'd be OK with it if they felt the same way, but I guess normals would say it's my fault

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Any femanons want to chokeslam me?
If you're up for scratching, biting and/or punching while you ride me then bonus points.
then we can cuddle after for a bit because it's so fucking cold
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Tfw you will never find your dominant unicorn
Roasties only ever want to submit
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>>29903996
Add me: willsuckforaddblock.

Make sure that if you message me you respond with block one block all
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>>29904819
Added
I sent a lewd pic of me with it so you know

>come across a scat thread
>qt3.14 shitting on a mans face
>fap

Don't care fampai, shame is for normies
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>>29903931
the quality of /r9k/ really has gone down
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>>29903931
link it here b0ss i wanna nut too
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>>29903931
Gross, you fapped to some man's face.

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how do you guys feel about CNN stealing your memes?

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/752898780102623232
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Stupid fucking CNN didn't even use the meme arrow. Fucking newfag retards.
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Sorry.

Regards CNN
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>>29903815


>CNN knew 4chan does not like CNN
>CNN is studying 4chan
>CNN uses memes in order to make 4chan to like them

Do not let CNN brainwash!

What do normies specifically do on their smartphones?

What is so interesting about other normies?

Don't normies just do normie things?
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From the look of things lately, post on /pol/
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>>29903778
This tbchwyf
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>>29903794
I don't know why I said /pol/, I mean /r9k/. I need to take a nap now.

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What about a non-binary gender hate thread?
This is the place to vent, guys.

pr0gramm com/top/1410393
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>>29903755
your pic is terrifying
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>they still have pussies
I'd fuck the one in the middle
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I don't understand FtM's who then proceed to present themselves as gay males. What's the fuckin' dealio? You still crave cock, but you're "manlier" now? Why take that middle step, you could just get cock. It's unnecessary.

Can someone explain to me the dynamic between Wojak and Pepe? It seems that sometimes Pepe is himself a victim of circumstance, while variously he is the smug victimiser of Wojak.
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>>29903754

I think that Pepe is the sadist and instigator, while Wojak merely fights back out of rage and revenge.

They do seem to get mixed up though. Pepe used to be the "feels" meme before Wojak came along.
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>>29903754
bi-lovers tbqh
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I think it's a hierarchy. Pepe may be a sad robot, but he's still able to bully Wojak.

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Have you ever done anything sexual in front of others before?

Advice:
-pretend it's just you and your partner. Pretend everyone else isn't there and do what you usually do when you're giving a handjob or blowjob.
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>>29903701
>and your partner
what?
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Sometimes if you play 'Truth or Dare' with normies, they'll dare you to show everyone how you masturbate while singing.
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>Iron Stylus leaves riot
>F-cup splash art

nice

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Who has a dad that has given up on them?

>dad always harped on about wanting his kids to go to college
>sister did and she graduated
>gets excited that I'm going
>there are lots of problems with me (also a literal autist) and he's slowly been giving up on me for a while now
>talk to him about all the stress and the money I have to have for it and he says I don't have to go to college because it's about what makes me happy
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>>29903699
Your father is disappointed anon, not necessarily in you but about the idea of you he had in his head since you were born.
You might want to figure out for yourself what you really want to do, it seriously does not matter what.
If you enjoy doing it your father will support you, and he'll love you so much more if you make your own choices, even if he doesn't agree with them sometimes he'll be smart enough to see why.
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>>29903798
Dad?

original commento
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>>29903835
No I'm not your dad.
I'm just a 19 year old guy who just heard from his 2 best friends he can't come with them on the vacation they've been planning for the last 2 months because I'm a 'leech' according to one of them and wanted to give you my view on your situation.
Your dad just wants the best for you, and he knows that he doesn't know what that is.
You might not either, and you might never find out, but if you do you'll finally be happy for 3 minutes and realize chasing happiness is overrated as fuck.

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Anyone else doing nothing but being comfy at this very moment?

I'm literally just sitting here, leaning back in my computer chair, enjoying breathing. I'm so relaxed right now.

Feels good man
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No replies? What a bummer.
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>>29903694
This is what I'm doing as well.
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this is literally all I do

I have no hobbies, I just sit and breathe.

I have a few friends who I see very infrequently. They always ask me what I've been up to.
>nothing
well what do you do all day
>couldn't tell you if I try

the hours just go man

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>My country look like sweden
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Not really, but shit could be worse and probably will be soon enough.

This Unoriginal post was manufactured in USA by slaves using stolen resources
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Day by day I think more that this place is not a country, but some kind of super-prison that the other countries agreed to build and kept these real motives secret from us. You have no rights, you have no money, you have nothing. There is only the knowledge that you will be jugulated by some karambit wielding nigger and that the state will ass fuck you with more taxes than the whole universe combined and yet you see no return of it in any area.
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I could be in a much worse country filled with poverty and war at my front porch. So I can endure the cancerous culture of the USA.

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No gf, no need to shower.

Feels comfy man
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>>29903647

Even I get tired of my own BO after a while.
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I usually shower every day anyway

I can't stand myself after one day or that shit, but that's probably because I exercise regularly
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>>29903884
I shower sometimes after going for a run or lifting but it's the feeling that i could go around and smell like absolute shit that makes it comfy. Not having to care is comfy.

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