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How do you live with yourselves knowing that you'll never get your sensitivity back again? You'll never get a lubricated and non-Sahara Desert looking glans.
You're a disgrace. We Europeans aren't mutilated like you Americans, at least.
>>29906655
dont hate on the cutties man its not cool. they were wrongfully and immorally mutilated by their parents and doctor. hate on the ones who choose to get cut when they are adults.
also nice dubs
>>29906655
Guy on the left looks like he is suffering from dry skin; I'm being cut and it doesn't look that dry. Also, your foreskin doesn't lubricate anything, you're not a god damn woman you fucking idiot.
How much dick cheese will you clean out of your foreskin over a lifetime
>mfw I did a degree in Foreign Languages and did no internships while at university
Try to get into ambassador or intelligence work.
>>29906630
Maybe this will help. I'm not shilling. I'm a regular /r9k/ poster just trying to help.
http://work.chron.com/steps-becoming-foreign-ambassador-14062.html
>>29906772
>>29906734
I'm in the UK bruhs
My language skills aren't good enough for intelligence work as well. You need to be like Native-tier and probably at sandnigger languages or Chinese or something
Not German and Italian like I studied
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a normie.
>>29906627
Nice original post, OP. Good job.
>>29906627
>this post is original
OPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29906627
well the absence of mental and physical defectiveness is the definition of normieness, so yea.
Has anyone here been to the red light district?
I'm here in amsterdam and thinking about fucking some of the hotties
>>29906623
Also how does one approach such situations? Do I just go in and ask for the price or..?
>>29906781
Go up to the window. If they are busy the curtain will be closed, if they are taking clients they will be up against the window.
>>29906810
Do they take every client? Also what does it mean if they are knocking when I walk by?
>1.male/female
>2.age
>3.how many people do you live with
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
>5.do you floss
>6.how many times per week do you shower
>7.do you use deodorant
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
>9.are there flies in your living area
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
>11.do you use piss jugs
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
>14.do you have any pets
>15.how many times per week do you shave
>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area
optional: post a pic of your room
male
29
2
0.2
no
0.7
no
10
no
yes
no
no
2
no
0.06
yes
CA CA POO POO PEE PEE
Male
19
Live with 4 people
2x a day so, 14 times a week.
Floss: No
Shower:Once a day
Deodorant: yes
Same clothes: 3 days max, much longer for pants
Flies: no
Spoiled food: No, but there is a 4 day old bag of chips that im still eating
Piss jugs: No (but have before)
Shit outside toilet: No (but have before)
After fapping: 5-10 depends on how lazy I am
Pets: No
Shave: Once a week or something, too lazy usually
Trash: yes
>1.male/female
fe
>2.age
19
>3.how many people do you live with
3
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
like 4
>5.do you floss
no
>6.how many times per week do you shower
like 3 or 4
>7.do you use deodorant
sometimes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
a week
>9.are there flies in your living area
yes
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
no
>11.do you use piss jugs
no
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
no
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
am fe? not sure if this applies
>14.do you have any pets
yes one lil pup
>15.how many times per week do you shave
i don't
>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area
yep
Post /r9k/ literature. I know some of Dostoevsky's works are a given because robots can somewhat relate to the antiheroes.
>NLH
>robot
More like the journal of an alcoholic normie.
Lolita
Humbert Humbert did nothing wrong
>>29906563
well back when there was no internet you got to do something else. Also it's not like he got any pleasure of fucking random women out of self pity.
Does anyone else feel more comfortable around women who treat them coldly than women who treat them with affection/kindness?
>>29906481
I'm sorry you had a shitty life anon and like abuse
>>29906721
Thanks, I guess.
I guess I feel like I can trust women who treat me at least somewhat coldly more. There's no pity or falseness, they're honest with how they feel about me and that makes me feel at peace.
Whereas whenever a woman is affectionate or kind towards me all I can think about is what she's really thinking of me behind all the sweetness and how she probably says I'm disgusting when my back is turned.
>>29906481
Heh, me too. If there isn't too much disdain. Some of them are just alright with me. I trust them more.
Is there any reason to look further for the top #1 qtpie? Palvinfu seems to absolutely destroy every other top qt in a head-to-head battle. She's literally perfect.
>>29906476
Coalburner.
Next
She made me start working out. 3 times a week. I want to become Chad so I can meet a Palvinfu qt and make her my gf.
ugly slut, that's what she is
and you're a slut enabling betacuck spammer
REMEMBER TO SAGE cuck threads
if you go to sleep at 9am and wake up and 10pm because you have nothing better to do then play only all night
is that depresion?
I'm no professional, but yes, 100% without a doubt, absolutely, get help.
How do you sleep for 13 hours?
I can only sleep for an average of six hours.
No that's just being nocturnal.
OK so we are depressed. but do you have muscle pain? I hear it's related to depression. I am depressed and my whole back and shoulders are sore. I'm wondering if this has to do with depression or what. My posture is good.
>>29906462
Boumpyv
>>29906462
I get aches when I'm on a downswing. I think It's partially due to sitting around a lot, and may be part of depression idk.
>>29906462
Better question, why does depression even exist?
Shit is useless.
SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
First shitpost
This is a fun thread and I like you OP. I once cram read every SCP in one sitting. It was gruelling but I did it
Pls let me roll a shitty self-insert who's just a pretty sad ghost girl.
There is no such thing as a virgin epidemic or 80/20 rule. Everyone is getting laid except for you. You are way uglier and more unlikeable than you think :^)
Tell me something I don't know, I think it's more mental then physical though.
The entire world is against me.
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
>>29906461
Not against you, we just don't wanna fuck you.
Autism stories?
>>29906338
>Be me
>Grade 5 or 6 can't really remember because it was a long time ago
>Sitting alone at lunch as usual
>Never talked to anyone at school ever
>Some popular kids decide to do me a "favor" and sit with me one day
>As usual I said nothing and left when I was done eating
>Mfw they do this every day for the rest of the year
could they not tell I wanted to be alone or did they just not give a fuck they even followed me when I tried to move
Your journal.
>>29906523
How autistic...NOT
>all these normies smiling and being happy on social media
I hate them all
>all these frogs frowning and being grumpy on social media
i hate you more
Same here OP, why are they lucky in the lottery of life? Why not us? Why not me.
>>29906266
Calm down little sperg. Have a rare Brett.
OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
YOU MIGHT DIE OF CUTENESS OVERLOAD
I might filter your threads.
>>29906238
Such a beautiful cat.
I died long time ago
