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>internet isn't working
Time to go to bed 3 hours early again.
>internet isn't working
>play video game
>internet isn't working
>fap like a beast
>internet isn't working
>eats a fuck ton of snacks
>tfw black with yellow fever
How to get Asian gf?
>>29908734
go to hip hop shows and pretend to be a rapper
plenty asians there that crave dark meat
>>29908734
Just move to Japan, nippon qts love the bbc
>>29908734
Become a Marine. Guaranteed pussy.
>there are 16yo who have had more sex than you
>tfw 26yo virgin
>there are 10yo who had more sex than you
>>29909630
>there are five year olds who had more sex than you
>there are infant rape victims
>LDR with 18yo gf
>see each other every month or so
>comes down for a week
>Shave my cock up before she comes down
>pop some ingrown hairs a day later
>drop acid, wander the city
>fuckin
>She gets a flu
>turns out I have herpes and gave it to her
Why the fuck is this shit not tested for with STD screenings?
STD general
>Implying you can have an std and be a robot
Unless you got it from a fucking blood transfusion, you are a normie who must fuck off.
>>29908641
What kind of herpes?
>>29908641
Pretty much everyone has herpes. It wasn't your fault.
> Black Lives Matter riots and killings
> ISIS Twitter feeds
> more and more militia groups organizing throw social networking
> Shooters like ER being tormented by pictures of peers at parties
> outcasts in general being reminding of how shit their social life is all the time
> feds dox everyone voluntarily
The internet was better when only outcasts and geeks used it, now it's an instrument to accelerate the total chaos that the world powers want. They want to to convince everyone democracy and freedom was a bad idea.
(reposted because original image file was too large - that's what I get for not pre-filtering images I snatch off of image searches)
>girls can now take their pick of chads
>>29908795
That too. Tinder makes dating and hypergamy much easier.
>>29908568
>The internet was better when only outcasts and geeks used
If you are under 30 shut the fuck up because you never saw that internet.
I just want a cute hipster girlfriend who will listen to sad music with me. Am I aiming too high /r9k/?
>>29908558
If Cripsy has set the bar for cute, then yeah probably.
>>29908558
She is so fucking ugly.
You want a cute and pretty girl like crispy, you don't give a fuck about personality, its just a flavor to you.
I made a comment on Youtube saying that I find it hard being in a social situation; I have never even kissed a girl. I was told to come here. So I guessing you guys could give me some help? Please?
>>29908488
I've seen that video kek
>>29908488
/r9k/ helps social retards become functional the same way a septic tank helps turds become gold ingots.
you're not going to find help here, we're all kv
i've done it bo bots.
i've fallen in love with a fembot.
but the real question.
>when will the almighty /KingBlackChad/ emerge from the shadows and try to c u c c the boy.
>inb4 post nudes. OP is indeed a faggot and refuses.
>shameless self bump.
ask OP anything about how to not be a complete and total beta, and get a pretty girls affection through genuity nd respect.
u gotta give THE CUCC,,,, gyorls dig STRONG ALPHA CUCCERS
>i will double c u c c.
i will cucc the cuccman
Fuck this stupid motherfucking site. It's killing my mind and soul. I'm fucking sick of this constant barrage of negativity. It's like sifting through shit to find nuggets of gold (humor, links, music, etc.) All fucking memes, tacky America-fueled race baiting, and shit.
For those of you with still some semblance of hope, get the FUCK off this site. Jesus Christ I will never come back. I'm not going to spend another year here.
>>29908376
Mate, how do we escape?
I got on 4chan during my depressive period where I wasn't happy with my life
Now I'm back home and slowly rebuilding myself
I have to thank this site for a lot of stuff, but I think it's time for me to leave now
How do we escape? I don't want to see a pc in my life ever again
>>29908376
She still won't fall in love with you, with or without us, you'll be back
>>29908545
>>29908376
come for the funny may mays and unique humor
stay for the fact you can't seem to fucking leave.
fembots, you only may suck one
left or right?
>>29908321
neither, because I'm not into horses
>>29908793
>women
>not into horses
another lying cunt
>>29908321
>>29908321
hmm left looks sexy but right looks cute
idk what to pick
both look delicious
hard decision rly
>tfw just got a solid 4/10 gf
Help me, robots
I don't want to be THAT guy with an ugly gf, but I don't want to go back to being a forever alone weeaboo autist.
What should I do now?
break up with her. Being single is better than having an ugly gf.
Also stop enabling these ugly ogre women to feel self confidence by dating them, we as a society need to have the courage to say NO to these abominations and leave them to rot
This isn't about your situation anon, I understand you want a gf, but this is bigger than that. You will get a qt gf one day anon, but you CANNOT date an ugly woman, no matter how dire you feel your no gf is getting.
>>29908319
>4/10
>ugly
Dude...
>>29908319
Keep dating her, dating any chick will make your stock go up with other women.
>tfw no robot bf
Anyone here want to be my internet bf?
Pic is me
Im bored AF so i could be your snapchat boyfriend but that's about it :/
Imagine if this really happened and I was actually desirable. Wow.
Can I sniff your shoe?
Say I get a boyfriend from /r9k/, what is the chance of him turning out racist against me?
>>29908301
I don't know, but I'd say the chances of him getting tired of your awful grammar are fairly significant.
>>29908301
just find one in your remedial english class you nigger chink spic cunt
That depends on whether or not you're white.
>want to commit suicide
>can't bring myself to because of the slim chance that hell might exist
just accept jesus christ as your lord and savior
then kill yourself
>>29908347
people who kill themselves always go to hell anon
>>29908365
Well isn't god a cunt then here is a shitty life you live it now haha get fucked.
I'm considering doing a report about those "Genitals do not define gender" morons exposing them as a weird subculture that no one takes seriously ( in my country this is pretty much unknown), so i've been doing resarch and i cant find where or how this shit originated, somebody know?
IF you thing this a retarded idea, tell me
OP you're doing exactly what they want and giving them attention. This IS a retarded idea and I'm telling you so.
>>29908214
Probably originated from the fact that society genders people based on secondary and teritary sex characteristics.
Most languages don't have a word like "gender" it's the same as sex. Only British and American has the word gender, which originated from psychology, as a synonymous for sex from a societal perspective rather than purely biological.
>>29908214
two words, frankfurt school
ur welcome friend
