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Has anyone here ever just tried to start a conversation with someone?
Recently I tried complimenting random people, telling them "I like your shirt" or "those are really cute shoes" and sometimes they talk back about where they got it or some kind of small talk about it, or they just smile and say thanks and continue with their day, sometimes they don't respond at all.
If you just try to talk to people, maybe you won't be as scared of them.
This post made me happy OP. Thank you
>>29913316
I like talking to people but I'm worried they will think I am a piece of shit. I still try and I have some successful conversations but I still worry
your post made me happy as well
>>29913344
I'm happy to hear that friend. Please have a good day.
what are some feelings or experiences every man should experience at least once in their life?
hard mode: nothing to do with relationships and grills
>>29913291
Able to drive
Being independent
Able to support his family
Be physically strong
>>29913291
Broken heart is pretty important but that is girl related
Besides that it really is just things that break you down and ground you so you can see things for what they are and not feel good Normie memes your mum and teachers told you.
When you genuinely acknowledge that life isn't fair in any way but you're okay with that and can take the responsibility on to carve your own little sub-par piece of it that you can call your own
Fighting
Fucking
Psychedelics
Drunkenness
Meditation
Hate
Love
Life
Death
I'm curious /r9k/ tell us your body story.
Here's my story, its a short one
>>29913267
Having unattached legs must suck.
>>29913267
I hope you killed 50 men before your knees got blown off
Life on nightmare mode:
>manlet
>ugly
>small dick
why do women type like that, communicate normally you depraved subhumans
>>29913269
OMG this is not an ok comment you shitlord!!!
also
>manlets
>men
Pick one.
he's balding now too
he's probably an /r9k/ regular
What are the things you miss the most about the late 90s and early 00s?
>>29913147
Still having a soul
>>29913147
not having to go to work every fucking day and actually having freedom
>>29913147
The Dreamcast has got to be the most robot game console.
>What do you even DO on that computer all day, Anon?
>>29913145
>Imagine scenarios that can never exist mostly.
In actuality I always respond with "oh, you know".
>>29913145
Ever seen beauty and the beast? I am the beast and my computer is my only window to the outside world.
I'M FIGHTING SUBVERSIVE MARXISTS ON THE INTERNET MOM GET THE FUCK OUT
Anyone who agrees with anything on this list should be arrested. They basically want to take away all your rights as workers and make you be a slave for a corporation. Every one of these tenants is wrong, every single one.
Maybe you're right. But let's say I hate niggers and want them put in their place ASAP. How the heck am I supposed to vote?
>>29913105
Nothing on that list tells you to go work for a corporation.
Umm excepting the jingoism at the beginning these aren't all that bad. The ones about safety and debt are pretty good advice
Hey guys, just here to share a normie tip that I found out recently.
It seems normies do things (unrelated to being social) for the purpose of socialization.
For example, people watch films so they can interact with other people. They dont' care about the movie, and don't see it as a solitary reflection, but rather something you share with others. I even assume that they pretend to like/hate films based on "groupthink."
Another one is drinking. This one is a no-duh. However, I've found sort of a reversal, where people will drink (or even smoke marijuana) using "socialization" as a lube, but I suspect they are doing it as a form of addiction/escape.
Other things like cooking. I live with some normies and they always want to cook together. It's odd.
>>29913068
I don't want to interact with normies
yes. the activity is usually secondary and just a vehicle designed to facilitate conversation. the main purpose is social interaction. good job anon you might make it yet.
>>29913068
how do you converse during the movie?
would that not be disruptive?
Here we go boys.... lol
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/sks/5679973964.html
>>29913060
>Thinking you're better than master Dias
>>29913060
Is anyone else monitoring this thread hoping someone posts another pokemon go trainer.
>>29913060
this is an incredibly lucrative niche
>tfw no kidlat seeing, mata straining, kalayaan fighting, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I'd love a Filipina gf
Length of post suggests autism
>>29913434
Shut up, Master Chief. Can cyborgs even get hard-ons?
I missed your threads
>driving truck to the library
>see cutie walking down the road playing pokemon go
>smile like an idiot, unintentionally slow down (side street)
>make eye contact
>look back after passing
>make eye contact again
>realize they probably just captured the gym up the street
>hate myself for not saying anything
>could have offered a lift, ride to some stops/gyms
>will probably never meet, see eachother again
>get home a couple hours later"
> gym is now under Team Instinct
>bullet. dodged.
Was weird finding out women don't like their tits being groped and it doesn't even feel good to do so.
Bags of sand.
>>29913081
a girl once said I could touch her boob and I poked it and she looked unhappy. Bags of sand confirmed.
>>29913081
It depends on the girl. You also can't button mash boobs -- you have to have some...strategy to it. Top-tier strat is to go from the outside to the inside. Rub your way in, roll and pinch at the middle. Every girl likes their nipples rubbed.
Post some nice old school/modern hip hop that helps you unwind. I'll start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmXGBo_vFPA
>>29912981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWClZrJSZY
>>29912981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eaqc3L3pbo4
>>29912981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt1_IKDkors
>be a girl
>Can be shy. Get a bf. Can be super extroverted. Ge a bf. Can be alt or weird or autistic or never talk or depressed or psychotic and get a gf. Can be poor with no job no school no car or apartment and get a bf. Can get anyt type of sex you want and the gratification that comes with it at any hour of the day with minimal effort and during sex can just lay there. Can get guys to take you out on dates, they pay whenever you're bored or lonely or even hungry.
What goes through your mind when you realize this? Seriously how can you think men have it harder than the average woman? How more accommodating can us guys be to you girls, is that even possible?
Someone post this on some of the reddits too since I don't have an account. I want to hear what these roasties have to say about it AND I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT NOW.
Yes men and women have different lives. Life isn't fair. We're all aware.
>>29912984
But do THEY KNOW?
I dont think the average woman knows
>>29912961
>>29913086
No. Most people do not know. Trust me, as a young male, I've had to deal with this stuff extensively.
Most people are not aware, and then the people that are aware go on and on about how life isn't fair, and to stop whining, and to "man up" and shit like that. This is just one reason out of many why I understand how so many young guys can fucking hate young women. I see it everyday. Aside from the sex factor, young men seem to have some sort of grudge against young women their age.
I no longer have a grudge. It's just disappointment. But to be fair, men are also pussies that bend over backwards for women and hate their fellow men because society told them to.
Consider these two women.
The one on the right is traditional Muslim woman, a family oriented girl that fucks niggers in secrecy, everyone in the neighborhood knows it, but they don't talk about it to not offend you. A hardworking and good willed woman and after you marry her following all the religious and civil rituals she will raise your child with all the good care while you are working in a dead end job with shitty wage in a business owned by a fat jew.
The one on the left is a typical western degenerate girl, a trully prostituted garbage that openly fucks niggers for money and expensive gifts, everyone knows she is a whore and don't hide it. A woman of the streets and ill intentioned, you will never marry her and after a party with her drunk you will throw her at a garbage dumpster a d she will love the rough treatment you gave and will run after you. You won't need to work, because you won't marry nor will have kids, you will continue to leech on your parents until they die, after that you will sell all their properties, move to a hut in the woods and invest all the money in treasury bonds.
Which one will you pick?
Neither.
Now fuck off with these stupid scenarios.
turn 360 degrees and walk away originally
>>29912971
how about these scenarios
Option 1: you die alone, miserable and unloved
Option 2: you die alone, miserable and unloved
Pick one
So how's that lil' """"Beta Uprising"""" going, you pathetic wastes?
What are you talking about and why are you here to antagonize us poor innocent male virgins ;_;
That quote is a pretty succint description of why I hate life
With the mind of an adult, I am simultaneously guilty of my idleness and yet reluctant to be productive and even a bit incapable of being productive
>>29912904
>I am rising to perform the work of a human being
Nice thought. Too bad a lot of the work that modern human beings do is very dehumanizing.
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