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who here /able to make friends but can't be bothered to keep them/?
When I'm forced into social situations like school/work I can make friends easily enough just by pretending to be a fake normie and people seem to like me even when I let some of my robot hobbies shine through. And we'll all be good friends for awhile, then someone will move or leave and they say we'll stay in touch so they send facebook messages or whatever and try to keep a conversation going but I always just get so bored that the conversation ends up dying and I never bother to start conversations myself.
Anyone else know that people will always leave your life and don't actually care about you when they make bullshit promises that you'll be friends forever.
>>29913613
I can't keep friends because messaging people every day is a chore.
The only friends I can make now are people from church so I don't see them often so they spend time with other people instead of me.
>>29913613
>able to make friends but can't be bothered to keep them
Yeah I think I am like this
more like, others have tried really hard to be my friend. They contacted me, tried to talk to me even after I didn't respond, etc
but for some reason I just don't really try at all to keep friends, even though I want friends
I need to work on talking to the people already willing to talk to me instead of trying to make new friends
I have one friend. It's very casual: every couple of months we'll go bowling. Other than that, it's mostly silence. No heart-to-heart talks, no adventures, no small talk, no drama. No contact at all usually. We just go bowling together about 4 times a year.
>tfw no post-structuralist bf
>>29913599
honestly
>tfw no gf
>>29913599
Are you just using random words? This thread is made everyday.
>>29913599
I like Barthes, is that close enough?
>revealed my power level and told my family how rape really isn't that bad and is blown out of proportion
>mom won't speak to me
>dad called me a shit head
>that's how you know you fucked up
White families are fucking weird
>>29913592
are you literally retarded?
Do you believe in all the internet memes?
>neet lifestyle is good
>rape is good, etc
>tfw you're a disappointment to your mother
Fuck, man. I don't think I can sink any lower. She's disappointed in me and herself for not raising me better.
>>29913582
Life is long, there is plenty of time to change and be a non disappointment anon.
Mom should've married someone who was taller than 5'4 if she didn't want her son to end up a failure. She has no one to blame but herself.
>>29913621
I know. I just wish I wasn't as much of a fucking failure.
Who here too self conscious to meet an escort?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
more like too broke to meet an escort amirite
>>29913559
nah, I got money but I'm just an fat uggo.
>>29913550
I can pay a cheap trashy hooker but I want a high class whore
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Its okay anon, a lot of guys come fast like you, its normal to shoot your load after 30 seconds. Plus you like big tits a lot so that doesn't really help does it?
>>29913537
The face of someone about to produce divorce papers desu senpai
>>29913627
Or cuck you
>>29913732
or pick all the pepperonis off the pizza
>Pretty happy family life
>When I was 15, Mom finds gay porn on the family computer, and gets very upset
>Religious family, Dad was a Bishop (LDS)
>She accuses my dad, since he used it more, and he denies it and says it must have been me
>Wtf dude, I didn't look at it
>At this point I basically realize my dad is at the very least bi
>Mom is pissed and hysterical, and says she will root out sin where ever it dwells
>Later that night he and I talk and he talks in a very circular way about how Christ took on the sins of the world
>Sometimes, anon, the only way to make things work is to take one for the team
>The next day at dinner he brings up that I had admitted something to him, and needed "strength and guidance", and then looked at me to speak
>Lie and say it was me that saved it
>She goes fucking insane
>Long story short, I had to get "counseling" at church to help with my "deviance"
>When Dad would be leading it, that meant fucking around on my laptop while he did work
>Rumors come out, everyone thinks I'm gay
>Kissless virgin loser so I can't really prove them wrong
>After all this my mom was pretty mean and sad around me
>She once caught me jerking off to latina milf anal and actually teared up and said that she was glad I was moving away from "unnatural perversions and towards normalcy"
>Dad feels guilty and I get a pretty large allowance, way more than I should get
>>29913482
Your dad's a fucking hypocrite
>have two uncles that went to the mental ward on both sides of the family
>another one went to jail for helping killing a dude
>mom's family is fucked up with debt and infighting
>dad's family is alright but I am a robot and I have a huge fear that all my cousins are too
>oldest among cousins so I am pretty shitty example for them
>single mother and only son
>>29913680
Have you dealt with hardcore Christians before? They're all like this.
>tfw infp
> tfw nobody understands you except other fellow infp
shut the fuck up m8
infp here
>tfw doing nothing all day except watching Dragon Ball clips in glorious nippon-ese and laying in bed
>have speech due tommorrow night that you've known about for 3 weeks
>question how you've even wasted all this time in what seems to be just a few hours
>>29913475
i'm pretty sure that nobody understands me including fellow infps
You guys are always wanting a gf, but I want to know if some of you never really liked anyone...
I don't know, it's like I'm losing something that never will happen, I've even had 2 gfs in the past but I couldn't like them...
I have one now that used to be my best friend. We ended up living together doing everything together, slowly got busier and busier with school, started fighting, mostly she started it but I reacted poorly. Would go out separately with out separate friend groups, didn't like each other friends. More and more fighting, honestly she was emotionally abusive and I overreacted everytime with anger.
Grew apart stopped caring, I started hanging out with one of my friends who is a girl. Pretty much the opposite of my girlfriend, very outgoing likes to have fun. Get closer and closer to her, we start something with each other.
Gf sees me hanging out with other girl and tries to 'change' and admit shes been driving us apart. But now i'm already stuck on my friend. Friend doesn't seem to want a relationship the same way that I do. She wants to hang out and do everything you would if you were in one but i've told her many times im in love with her and she just shrugs it off. She'll fuck me and be all over me when shes drunk but when shes sober shes less so. and SHe still just acts like my friend. I don't understand it. I am obsessed with thinking about her now though and it is begining to hurt.
I could fix things with my gf because we depend on each other financially atm but im in love with my friend.
depressed all the time.
>want gf
>think about how good it would be
>also think about how awful it would be
>would have to spend money
>would have to go out all day
>would have to deal with her parents
>would have to deal with my parents
>would have to deal with her friends
Yeah, I always manage to snap out of those thoughts, at least a while.
>>29913747
it's worth it bro, especially if you start a 50/50 type arrangement off the bat. the key is become good friends with the girl for awhile before hand, always slight sexual tension though then date her.
dont date some random chick off tinder.
anyone /dandruff/ here?
I'm sick of running my fingers though my hair and making it snow, I am already ugly and autistic, dandruff just finishes me off.
I've tried not using shampoo and it helped a bit but I still have it...... I am thinking of just using cold water tomorrow, does that actually work?
>>29913442
I feel you here OP, i've had dandruff for almost a year, i've tried everything to get rid of it, but to no avail. The one time i got close to it being gone was Head & Shoulders Old Spice. Best of luck to you.
Use pic related it, got rid of my dandruff completely
Dandruff comes from dry skin.
Use moisturizing shampoo.
If you're underageb& it's hormones btw.
It'll go away eventually.
>tfw about to pay for a bottle of vodka with $8 in nickels and dimes
>it's another "stealing beer from the grocery store" episode
they don't even try to stop me any more...
>>29913410
Have no shame OP. It's not your fault, it's the systems. If they didn't want to take all that change then they should have made it illegal.
>>29913441
I used to grab a bottle of wine from Walmart all the time and just walk out with it tucked in my waistband. Even got champagne a couple times kek
What's the best the best way to slit your wrist, and how hard should I do it?
pic says "go fuck yourself" to anyone wondering
>>29913394
What's written in that image? Greasee?
>>29913412
Thanks braw
Everyday I sleep all day and wake up hoping to have a missed call or an unread message on my cellphone. Everyday there is nothing in there. Not even in my birthday I had someone sending me the smallest congratualtions text.
Non-existents robots report in. How do you guys feel about being actually socially inexistent?
>>29913382
feels good man, I get to do what I want and work on hobbies.
>finish college
>sleeping pattern goes to shit
>stop talking to my one friend in town because of it
>last time i spoke with him he was going to a party
>said i couldn't go because he's doesn't know the girl having it that well
>says he'd invite to the bar later on in the week since he was meeting up with people then
>wait something to tell me
>two weeks later he hasn't spoken to me
>see pictures of him with all his friends at said bar
>tfw he's forgotten about me
>tfw i wake up each day with only promotion emails
>tfw the girl on tinder i was talking to has realized how boring i am and stopped messaging
feels comfy as fuck
>woke up today
>check scale
>go about the rest of my day
>before bed look at scale again
>gained 10lbs
REEEEEEEE
Don't you dare ever act like calories in =calories out is a legitimate theory for weight. I'm just incapable of losing weight no matter what I do.
>>29913333
Shitty fucking bait, go back to the other thread
>>29913333
You don't know calories out. Your metabolism might have slowed down. Keep cutting calories until it works. Eventually it WILL work. There's no way around it. Your body will HAVE to burn fat to survive. Go into extremes if you have to (probably not necessary though). You can survive on vitamins and water alone for months. And you WILL lose weight. When I had to loose a bunch of weight I didn't even check the scale (I don't have one actually). I knew I was eating very little and that I was burning fat.
>>29913333
you are idiot. eat healthy (whole food plant based). don't eat after you get satisfied. get active, put a treadmill front of your computer or sit on yoga ball. if you are constipated and don't shit all day ofc you are going to weigh more at the end of the day. so eat fibrous foods dumbfuck, you need to shit at least twice a day
Daily Reminder that you aren't a robot if you play Pokemon Go.
The game is literally made for normalfags with awful tastes and Chads looking to fuck a shy introverted girl.
>>29913325
>muh original 151
>Us 90s kids right? xD
I fucking hate hipster faggots.
>>29913358
I dunno Gen 4 was pretty shit
>>29913325
I don't know any past gold or silver and I have probably forgotten most of them
the only time I considered buying a ds was for heart gold but never did
