I'm gonna see if my Protoss Skills can help me lose my virginity, wish me luck.
>>29912889
I haven't gotten a response yet, should I send her an invite?
>>29913411
>can you play with me
jesus man come on
>>29912889
>I'm mediocre at the definitive game for autists, does that make you wet
alpha
>c-can you please play a game with me m'lady, because no one else will
beta as fuck
Have any of you actually defeated depression don't have to worry about it at all anymore?
>Not me
>Somebody has to have right?
>>29912861
Depression is a feeling. You can't "beat" a feeling. Life is all about feels. The highs the lows, the good the bad. A person can't live life with only the good feels. Somedays you feel depressed, most days you don't is the best anyone can hope for.
>>29912861
stop giving a fuck, it works/ when you dont care about anything you dont feel depressed anymore.
>>29912892
No, depression is a physical inclination towards a certain state of mind outside the person's control. It's not just "I feel sad".
TFW Made a delicious home made Chicken Pot Pie for dinner and got lots of compliments from my family.
Pic related is finished product
Biscuit top master race
>>29912816
What a good boy! You're very talented.
Not gona lie I'm starving and that looks pretty good. You rip up a rotisserie chicken for that or what.
What if all of us hardcore /r9k/ wizards just started stacking amphetamines and benzos?
It'd probably be pretty hard on us but I think it'd help the post quality immensely.
i take at least two bars and make at least 3 drinks before i come here very time
it's the only way I can deal with the depression that comes with realizing even some robots have better lives than me
Didn't the CIA try that looking for a truth serum during MKULTRA? It only produced senseless gibberish and killed a lot of people.
>>29912840
It was barbiturates
"Another technique investigated was connecting a barbiturate IV into one arm and an amphetamine IV into the other.[40] The barbiturates were released into the person first, and as soon as the person began to fall asleep, the amphetamines were released. The person would then begin babbling incoherently, and it was sometimes possible to ask questions and get useful answers." -wiki
What would of been your anthem for the day of the rope, had you perform it?
>hard mode: No Pumped up Kicks
>Expert mode: No song that specifically mentions or references a shooting
>Mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSi3b_NIrw8
>>29912739
I have a few.
>https://youtu.be/3L4YrGaR8E4
>https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE
>https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
I mostly listen to this kind of shit anyways so I have a few.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVYr1YGY9mA (pretty much this whole album)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiMtCJw_RVc (meme, but works so well to get the blood pumping)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hBETubO1hs (god tier drums)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl3dgsbOx9E (do I need to explain?)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efpHs41Zrm4 (pv works well too)
Call of Ktulu by Metallica
I'd never pick a song with vocals, my autism forbids it
any movies on school shooters or robots you would recommend?
This one hit me, fuggg the feelz omg im so gay wow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfRY0ASZHuU
>>29912609
Only movie I can think of is we need to talk about kevin
Ezra Miller is a qt
>>29912676
Elsa is literally a fucking terrorist
she wants to freeze and kill the whole town because she is mad at them - why would anyone forgive her? She should be hung
You get my girlfriend as your sex slave for 24 hours, what you doing? (Her in picture)
>>29912507
that's your ass isn't it
>>29912535
Nope that's her.
Nice ass. Here's mine.
It's original ass
>"Sorry, I can't date a NEET"
>Get a shitty mcjob
>"Sorry, you don't make enough money"
>Get a much better job; benefits, bonuses, corner office with a view
>"Sorry, I'm looking for love, not just money"
And then she finds some random fuck who works part time at Gamestop and looks like a filthy nu-male cuck with no aspirations to do anything with his life but drink...
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>waaaaah some normie bitch won't hop on my cock
Welcome to the club.
>>29912476
I don't feel sorry for women at all anymore unless it's in person. And that's only because I have a really strong empathy and caring for human emotions.
>>29912476
>trusting a bitch
Nigga if she says no once you fucking leave
Why do normies talk a certain way that gives off that they're normie? It's like as soon as they open their mouth you can tell you don't want to be around them.
How do I get a non-normie gf?
>>29912453
Because they don't have asperger's like you do.
Its called social competence, you should try it sometime.
Why.jpg
>>29912423
Fucking normies, taking our memes.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I-I kind of want it
>>29912517
Why.tiff
>two days down as a public school teacher in the ghetto
>situation not looking any more hopeful
>starting to doubt black children are even capable of learning in general
How do I reach these kids?
>>29912380
With some hip hop and swag
>>29912380
>How do I reach these kids?
Literally every line from the "white teacher meets niglets and they form an unexpected bond" movie
>>29912380
Take them on a field trip to a cotton field and teach them about Negro spiritual. Many lessons will be learned and many lulz had.
Should I quit my shitty summer job?
>get shitty manager job for the summer
>starts out fine
>slowly realize I can't manage or keep up with the progressive policies of the work place
>my team starts breaking down
>anxiety and self-pressure kick in
>call mom to talk to
>literally crying on the phone about how I want to quit because i can't handle...
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yes. if you're that distressed over a job, any job, then quit. it isn't worth it.
Fuck I'd love to have a job. I wish my anxiety would fuck off so I could've applied to more places.
Why give up now? You have like a month and a half left at most.
Also, how did you get it? Just apply or did you know someone. Any tils for a failure like me.
>>29912445
But there's only 5 weeks left. I mean, I'm getting used to the daily fits of anger and emotional breakdowns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4HGQHgeFE
If this man can get up every day and make the most of life then why can't you? What is more difficult than having no arms or legs, or being blind and deaf, that prevents you from enjoying life to the fullest?
I'm too sensitive for this world.
What website do you typically browse?
Where did you hear about r9k and how long xid you lurk before making this post?
>>29912336
It's called sympathy
People who have been through more severe shit get more support, love and sympathy than people with comparably minor problems
If you were a quadriplegic you would be showered with support, partially from the desire of people to look like saints even when they aren't
If people were saints they'd make it their goal to help out anyone in distress, regardless the severity of their problems
>decide one day I'm going to try to make some friends
>slowly, painfully make social progress over the course of a year and a half
>manage to make one friend and become generally accepted in a small group of people
>it's not much by normie standards but accomplishing even this makes me incredibly happy
>Pokemon Go comes out
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I also have a shit phone. No point in even trying to be social now.
>>29912269
it'll all be over in a month, fads like this usually dont last too long.
>>29912351
Yeah but what the fuck is going to replace it?
First it was memes, now it's this.
It seems like this shit is getting worse.
Next it'll be throwing rocks at robots.
have you ever had someonenot relatedtell you they love you?
Nope. Never had someone related do it either. That's just not how we communicated I guess.
>>29912314
sorry to hear that anon
im sure they did even if they didnt say itcliche i know but whatever
Yes. One who didn't mean it, and one who did. A few others who said if more casually in a friendship way.