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Who here /nosoap/?
I stopped using soap when showering when I was around 10 years old out of sheer laziness, but then I found out that soap is actually HARMFUL to your skin.
My skin is amazing and my family members who all bathe with soap have shit skin compared to mine. And I never get any complaints about smelling either, and I don't wear deodorant. I shower 2x a day though. Hot water and on occasion shampoo.
It's funny watching sudcucks and their dry pimply skin try to fix their problem using the very thing that caused it.
I just scratch my body after soaking it in water. My nails scrub harder than any soap anyways. Soap is slimy and produces cuckbubbles.
Shampoo is a must though
>>29916120
I use soap only on the anus/testicle area, because that area is qualitatively different in the way it gets dirty and clean compared to regular skin.
/nosoapnoshampoo/ fuckin thug life
Moisturizing is more important for skin than using soap or not pham.
May well be the final thread I make on this board. The NEET life has ended for me.
That said I know you're all in a similar spot so, what are you doing to unfuck your shit?
Obvious answer for me, spending less time online. Well, I'm going to have to, regardless. It's been fun, but the Grim Wagecuck has knocked on my door.
>lose 60 pounds
>come home for summer vacation
>there is much more food at home than there is at school
>gain 15 pounds
I just started cycling again so that it doesn't get any worse.
I signed up for classes this fall at a cc. I'm really excited and nervous. Hopefully I don't sit next to any qts.
I want to start knitting so I can have something to do on the bus. (it takes about 40 minutes to get to school) That or I'll start reading more.
Sry about your neet life ending anon. Maybe getting a job will help you out. Getting more money would be nice incase you want more games or something. Good luck
>>29916113
I'm kinda-sorta talking to a girl and making plans to better myself through making more shorts.
>make a thread
>spelling error
>close browser
>make a post
>spelling error
>close browser
>make a post
>realize how retarded I sound
>close browser
>make a post
>replied to the wrong person
>close the browser
>you will NEVER be raised in an all white, christian, loving, caring, rich family who loves and supports you until the end,
>you will always be an autistic mutt whos family is in ruins as you near 21 and the NEET shit isnt flying anymore
i was a baaad nazi in my past life
>>29916010
>be raised in perfect conditions
>still fuck up my life
Kill me senpai
>>29916028
>be raised in perfect conditions
i would honestly still be the same, its genetic, not enviormental but i could stay NEET and get great benifits from my dream family
this planes going down
I know that feel anon, the Jews will pay bitterly for their crimes.
Okay r9k, It takes about 2 acres of land to grow enough food to provide a stable diet for 4. Why don't we buy some cheap land in some state where weed is legal, get some caravans to live in, solar panels, farming equipment and whatever else we need to become a self sufficient community? We need a way to earn money as being 100% localised is too hard, we need a safety net aswell as income. Selling weed, renting a couple of holiday caravans out (if the area is desirable), selling electricity back to the grid, hook up a mining rig to a solar panel, if there's animals we could sell a hunting experience. Internet connection will probably be easy to sort out. I'll be back in this thread in a few hours so hopefully it'll kick off.
>mfw this is how I'm planning to live by myself when I have saved up enough money
In my country this was pretty much the life for everyone in the 1950's, the days of the "self-households", people lived in the country, had a little property with a barn with a few cows, poultry, pigs, sheep, a greenhouse, firewood from their own forest for heating etc. Minus all the tech we have today, ofc. Those people had all that basic knowledge passed down to them tho, little details about how to make the crop grow ideally, how to hunt and slaughter an animal etc. Not that it can't be learnt tho.
Did this in somalia. Its a very unknwn area even to locals, we have turks, americans, somalis and various other nationals. Its so peaceful and the internet connection is relaye via satelitte dstv. We locals mostly run errands for alot of $ this is better done in africa or asia preferably in rural mongolia. Freedom smells great
>>29916287
More info?
Do you have a website or sometgubg?
Why is there blood coming from above my asshole? Nothing comes out of my asshole even if I wipe it a few times, but go a bit up towards my tailbone, and you get a bunch of blood.
What the fuck?
>>29915908
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pilonidal-cyst/basics/definition/con-20025007
Scary stuff op.
>>29915908
go to the doctor retard, why would you ask /r9k/, let alone 4chan
>>29915958
what's up with me and cysts?
first a cyst in my left testicle, now this
Questions for robots:
1) What is your age?
2) What is your IQ? If you don't know, take this one and post a screenshot of your results: http://sifter.org/iqtest/index.html
3) How many sexual partners have you had, if any? (Holding hands or kissing definitely counts)
4) How did you discover r9k? Why did you stay?
5) Are you religious? If so, specify religion.
6) What is your ethnicity?
7) Highest level of education completed?
8) What exactly makes someone a robot?
9) Have you been diagnosed by a qualified professional with a disorder (autism, bipolar, OCD, etc)? If so, specify.
10) What is your Myers-Briggs type?
Thanks,
Management
I'm 23.
My test result is pic related.
I have had one sexual partner, all sexual acts cleared.
I've been on 4chan since 2007, I came here through anime. Stayed because I have nothing else to do on the internet, and still don't.
I am not religious.
Iberian
US equivalent of trade school.
Making someone a robot is a complicated thing to explain. I would say is being unable to relate to the outside world. Being a stranger in your own life, where most things feel as if they have a repelling charge to you.
I have not been diagnosed with anything.
Last time I took a myers-brigs, my type was INFP
What do you do with this information, OP? I know there have been many questionares taken on 4chan, but only a few of them have been actually used to graph out the average user.
1) 33
2) See pic
3) 0
4) I am just an occasional poster on /r9k/, not a regular.
5) Agnostic atheist
6) White mixed European ancestry
7) Associates degree in Electronics Engineering
8) Not being able to fit in with mainstream society.
9) Depression and ADHD-PI
10) I've tested as both INTP and ISTP
>>29916210
>What do you do with this information, OP?
I wasn't planning on doing anything with the information other than just analyzing it to see what robots have in common and whether it supports J.P. Rushton's theory of genetic similarity.
Basically, this is a more detailed version of a previous thread I made the other night. I think I explained it fairly well in this archived post >>29865856
>be at the gym
>free weight area is a mess, all sorts of weights left on the floor
>not gonna bother cleaning some normie's mess
>as I'm working out some Chad notices the mess and gives me a dirty look
>tells me to pick up all the weights
>never mind the fact that I can't even carry over 100lbs
I just can't catch a break from normies. Any of you guys have bad gym experiences?
people who care about how organized the free weights are aren't normies. they are /fit/-tier autists. you don't get far in weightlifting without autistically insisting on things being exactly right all the time.
>must lift every day or he spazzes out
>has to do the correct number of sets or he spazzes out
>keeps coming back until his numbers go up, then he comes back more
>weights must be put back or he spazzes out
>people who curl in the squat rack make him REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
in that moment, you were the normie
how does it feel?
>>29916044
/fit/ is a bunch of faggots but doing things like leaving weights everywhere and curls in the squat rack are pretty dumb.
>>29915896
did you explain the situation to him? I would've said something to staff
"Haha anon you're so little and weak. My 9 year old niece is probably taller and stronger then you. You look so cute I just might take you home and make you our fart slave."
Wat do?
>>29915838
This thread is terrible and you are a terrible person for making it.
Tell the disgusting whores I'm stronger than the four put together and commence the brawl by headbutting one.
>>29915903
Now THIS is a robot. originoodle
>>29915838
Oh and your fetish sucks.
A weeb qt3.14 Ive been talking to online has been sending me these emoticons: -3-
What the fuck do they mean?
It's like :3
>>29915830
>weeb
Leave her right know
It looks like annoyance. What does she write with it? You can tell a lot by what they add to these emoticons.
Saw this at work. Is it a sign?
That's a big box.
You're a big boy anon
You'll work it out
>>29917594
You overestimate this board's mental capacity
I hate my vagina so much that I wither and die thinking about sex (and I can't even shower because I can't be naked) and I have been socially isolated my whole life and I have never had a bf and i am kissless and handholdless. I have talked to guys before but as soon as I tell them I am too mentally ill to have sex they run the other way. i hate being incel and i hate being a robot and i want to kms
i just want to live a normal life and get a sweet bf. pic unrelated, just trying to make you guys feel better since i can't.
>>29915764
>vagina
didn't even read the rest
post your tits or get out
>>29915764
Why do you hate your vagina?
I dream of having a gf like OP. It just seems so wonderful to really help someone out, and if they help me out with my problem too then we could become inseparable friends and share a deep connection that normies can't even fathom.
>tfw parents been taking care of me their whole lives
>tfw they die (hope they dont) I get 200k in life insurance
>tfw I want my mom to die so I can start my life either I like it or not
>>29915744
>Parents have over 1mil in retirement
>Plan to have them be in a horrible "accident"
>>29915744
40% or so will go to estate taxes. Doubt the rest will last even 5 years.
AHAHA you all just got TROLLED!
>>29915707
Wow you nig*er
Such a dumb meme
U MAD? kekking trololol
Ok I admit I'm being sarcastic can I just get some (you)'s? Thanks ok
I'm fucking done guys. I'm going to end my shit life tonight. But before I do, since my health is the least of my concerns, what does this board want me to do first?
>>29915591
don't kill yourself, accept god and use science to bring back dead people and become immortal
give me your money so I can afford to do something
Now now. What's so wrong with your life that you want to end it? Give us some backstory
