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ITT: Design a real-world torture/execution device using the portals (and their logic) from Valve's franchise.
>Create a room that's has the length and width of a portal
>Put one at the top and bottom
>Shove the person in the portal
>Lock the door from the outside
>>29919937
They'll probably start clawing at the wall in a desperate attempt to slow down
Put one portal in the toilet bowl and the other on the ceiling directly above; golden fountain
Guys I'm scared, I was jerking it to my waifu when I noticed somthing felt odd, felt my chest and my heartbeat was irregular, didn't think much of it but just got off again and the same thing happened, wtf?
>>29919913
palpitations.
talk to your doctor about it
>>29919913
Do you feel light headed or dizzy otherwise? Any other negative physical symptoms?
>>29919943
I can't afford a doctor, haven't gone in a few years now.
>>29919936
a bizzare sensation in that area led me to check my heartrate but it's hard to explain. like a rubbing maybe? I don't know. but no symptoms otherwise.
I hope you are all having a good night :)
>good night
>almost 6AM
sure
>>29919898
Thanks anon, that is very kind of you. I hope things go well for you in life.
>>29919898
>browsing r9k at 2 am on a wednesday
good joke
>guy makes insane amount of noise as he cums
>girls lies there motionless and moans every few minutes
>two-tone dicks
and the worst one of all
>actors start getting sensual
>intense dubstep mix starts playing
>Giantess fetish
>Click video involving 3D real life women
>Camera is on floor looking up at her
>"Hey down there, little man!"
>Texan_accent.mp3
>"I could...crush you like...a bug...! tee hee"
>She put her hands on her hips and starts "jabbing" the camera with the bottom of her foot
>She visibly loses balance for a second
>"How you liking that, you little shit?"
I hate having this fetish
>>29919869
get the fuck out of my thread weirdo
>>29919886
Say that again and I'll knock your teeth out you dick head???
How about you get out of MY thread? Yeah, that's right - I'm taking over kiddo and there ISN'T SHIT you can do about it.
How do you get the hairs on your balls without having to pluck them individually?
>>29919823
ive got scarring atm from trying to tweeze out hairs on my groin
shave
very very carefully
or, i'm pretty sure there are special machines
i don't really shave
You don't. I have a shaver with a guard I trim up a bit but dont shave or pluck
another day, another dollar
huh wagie?
Wagies... will they ever learn?
>>29919727
NEETcucks are the new cancer.
/adv/ NEET are cool guys though.
>>29919813
Right? These fags literally have no purpose in their life.
Who's your favourite normalfag remover? pic not related
Kaczynski because the CIA fucked him up with MKULTRA shit but it only made him see more clearly
Dylan-cant-fold-the-klebold
Originalio Comentato
>clips
triggered desu senpai
Do we regret what happened?
idk who this is but he's hot
>>29919684
oldfag
>>29920452
fucking newfag
>>29919684
I don't know, I) what happened and II) why should I care? She's not nice to look at.
How would you describe loneliness r9k?
becoming so bored and tireless with the individual you have become that you seek the validation of other individuals to feel better about yourself
>>29919626
A heavy feeling in your stomach. Wanting to tell another person you trust about your problems and anxieties but there isn't such a person to listen. Thinking about how you're going to die alone and fade away, no one will remember you.
The feeling that while humans are the most social beings on the planet, you have no ties or connections to any one of them. The feeling that you could die tomorrow and nobody would care.
I'm a time traveler from the year 2052.
I haven't been able to post for a while because I have had to move throughout the Asian region.
Ask me anything.
What of alien contact/UFO disclosure? Any "big news"?
Who wins the race war of 2016?
how did an autist get access to a time machine?
Half of 2016 is gone.
Wow, I mean.....
I guess time sure does fly. Right, anons?
justfuckmyshitup.mp4
>>29919598
Hasn't your entire life been like this? You should be used to it, normie
>>29919653
Somehow, the further time goes, the worse it becomes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g
why is she so perfect lads
>>29919586
She's just acting faggot
>>29919597
this ese
>>29919586
nearly ideal body
but then, why is she doing that
Times your transcended to the third plane solely by the power of autism.
>be me
>get invited to a party a year or so ago during college, it was my first time
>it's full of normies, I mainly stay to the sides and refuse to socialize with anyone
>throughout the whole time there's some annoying "party music" playing in the background
>halfway through someone starts choosing different music, and eventually taking requests
>just yelling out random names and asking for songs
>it was getting pretty awkward, I was looking for a chance to slip away
"Hey Anon! Pick a song bro!"
>shitshitshitshit
>stay silent for a few seconds, then blurt out the first song I can think of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
>everyone looks at me in silence until it ends>mfw I told him to play a song written in the USSR about the greatness of moscow
>go uninvited to normie party, large enough so no one knows I shouldn't be there
>Say "listen up everyone" and get about 10 peoples attention
>Make up a game they all have to play on the spot, make up the rules as I go along and use convoluted terms
>Watch the normies frown with confusion as I constantly tell them they're doing it wrong
>>29919585
>anything wrong with Moskau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdrTK5xYZLQ
Anyway, I usually punish people with Hank Williams Sr., or Roger Miller.
If I feel especially edgy, I'll play Pantera.
>>29919585
>be me
>calmly reading a book in a library
>suddenly a bitch walks up behind me and taps me on the shoulder
>freaks the fuck out ad accidentally ree at her
>I can never go back to that place
who else /birthdaytoday/
pic related
>>29919581
I had mine three weeks ago, but I wish you a happy birthday! What level are you?
>>29919581
birthday yesterday
I took all my uppers. I'm surfing on a cloud and also I'm mad as shit
>>29919639
>happy birthday
Thanks but its going to be just a normal day.I completely forgot about it and had my parents tell me today.
>What level
20 and will have no problem going further
Why are textbooks in college so expensive ? Where can I download them free ? Can I just print them ?
>>29919578
Rent them you dummy
>>29919596
Thnx, How doe ?
>>29919608
Doesn't know how to rent a textbook.
Fuck maybe you shouldn't go to college.
