Have you ever considered paying for porn? I always said that I would never ever pay a single penny for porn, but there are so many great scenes on clips4sale that you can't download from any torrent tracker, including emp.
>>29921485
considered? yes. ever will? no.but maybe
I payed $10 for a month of evil angel. Jerked my dick off that month and it was enough. Too much fapping is bad for the soul.
>>29921511
I mean fuck, Dixie Comet is so hot, but nobody seems to upload her clips4sale scene on emp, not even for 1+ TB bounty. (Although someone just did today actually buy one of her scenes, but there's so much more.)
The scenes "only" cost like 10 bucks, so it's tempting. But I'm afraid where it would lead me.
>>29921538
>evil angel
Why tho? Literally everything from them can be pirated. I'm...
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What the flying fuck is the point of a date?
Dating is a stage of the human mating process whereby two people meet socially, possibly as friends or possibly with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship or marriage. It can be a form of courtship consisting of social activities done by the couple. The protocols and practices of dating, and the terms used to describe it, vary considerably from country to country and over time. While the term has several meanings, the most common sense is two people trying out a relationship and exploring whether they are compatible by...
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>>29921482
Did you just play that dating game too? Was difficult
>>29921482
To spend time doing something enjoyable in the company of someone you enjoy +/- to impress a girl enough she lets you stick your dick inside her.
So have any of you guys have had any luck with girls this year yet?
I got ''dumped'' by a girl in back in Mars this year, i thought she woud my first gf ever but she rejected me second time we met. At this point i dont really care anymore, im going in for military service in about two weeks from now so i propably wont meet any girls until next summer.
Remember, when you get a gf report back to /r9k/ with tips and other information on how you met and etc.!
PRACTICE GF 2016 GENERAL
fuck off martian
Potential thread, this meme died in months ago tho
Not gf but I went out with a girl from PoF.
>she didn't read my profile, which was an awful one, thank god
>I told her I wanted to just chat online
>added her on steam
>joked around a lot, seemed to get along
>then I turned around and asked her out
>didn't recognize her at first but kinda did
>asked what time it was before walking after her and...
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should i no fap before going on a date or will it make me act like a horny rapist
nofap is a reddit meme, what you really want to do is jerk off before hand so you can think clearly and wont be acting like an idiot/be putting up with a bitchy girl to get laid
>>29921369
Is alex jones the hero we need?
>>29921386
yes
he is redpilling the masses one day at a time
>>29921385
but what about the increased t and big loads
so how many of you think your depression would be solved if you somehow met your ideal partner?
let's just pretend you meet some qt gf who is always faithful. Your perfect gf. You fall in love and all that jazz. How many of you would no longer be depressed?
>but how do I know she'll be faithful?
you just know
>>29921348
I'll probably always be depressed - the trick is just managing life well enough so that it affects me less and hope it never comes back in 100% full force. Some normal shits will give you answers like "gf won't solve your problems", but the problem sometimes IS no gf.
Wanting love in your life is a regular part of the human experience, and not having it for many years can make people feel lonely, and as a result sad, and even depressed.
What I'm trying to say is, depression...
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>>29921348
Probably. I'm not even chronically depressed in the first place though.
>>29921348
i want love so much. it's been so long since i've felt truly loved by anyone and it's just painful.
do you ever disgust yourself?
usually i'm pretty nothing but i'm tired right now and i find that i'm a little bit disgusted with everything i am.
it's just who i am inside of my head. i used to be innocent and i'm not anymore. i'm ugly inside.
most of the time i'm content with that but not right now.
>tfw no one responds to my thread and i find out i really am the most disgustingly unhappy person on here
i want to fucking die already
everyday
i hate my physical form
>tfw no one responds to my thread and i find out i really am the most disgustingly unhappy person on here
dont guilt people into listening to you. eat shit OP
>>29921307
>>do you ever disgust yourself?
right after I finish fapping, every time.
>tfw you something falls out of your hands and you immediately catch it
Ninja mode: ACTIVATED
>ha ha le MIMJA Mode!!
funny mee mee my dude, catch u l8r on iFuunny
or the same but you fumble around with it trying to catch it and either do or don't. fucking three stooges mode.
>>29921429
Can l have a kiss on my lips?
Daily reminder that it is impossible to be a robot if you lift weights
Start lifting and injecting roids you lazy pieces of shit
is he using fake tan? disgusting
>>29921280
Lifting will never EVER fix your fucked up face!
>>29921658
it'll make it less fat
>"Every time we touch i get this feeling, every time we kiss i swear i could fly"
>can't you feel my heart beat fast
>I want this to last
Your day breaks, your mind aches
You find that all the words of kindness linger on
When she no longer needs you
She wakes up, she makes up
She takes her time and doesn't feel she has to hurry
She no longer needs you
And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
You want her, you need her
And yet you don't believe her when she said her love is dead
You think she needs you
And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried...
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>I still feel your touch in my dreams
Our inheritance as white men has been forcefully taken from us and given to wogs, niggers and Arabs. The reason you are not respected is because you have been pushed aside to make way for non-whites to take your positions.
In the past, if you were a socially retarded ugly fuck up, but were white, then you were still more respected than the most fittest, charismatic, chad like black or Italian person in existence.
When society ceased being ruled by men and started to be run by women (women's rights and sexual revolution), women displayed their true concerns...
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>waaaa i have a lower iq than a nigger, why won't everyone treat me like i believe i'm entitled to
>>29921438
>lower IQ
Do you by any chance own a fedora? Were you one of those nerdy kids at school who walked around thinking they were better than everyone else because they got the best grades?
You obviously have a very large IQ and are successful or you wouldn't be wasting your time on /r9k/.
I'd believe you if it wasn't made up or had any insight
>tfw no qt 3.14 ldr gf to fall asleep on skype with
Time for cebruzposting i guess
>skype
>>>/soc/
>>29921402
I'm not cebruz
oergano
>>29921462
Now you are forever
I need help...
> be me
> introvert kissless virgin
> go to college
> go out to college and become somewhat of a normie.
> get laid 4 times in one term
> campus clinic runs free STD checks to promote health
>me and chads from class go for the lols
>get call 3 weeks later
> "Anon you've...
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>>29921006
I think HIV is managable?
Anyways, why didn't you use a condom?
>>29921030
This
It's a shitty situation OP but as long as you manage it you can live like a 99% normal life, still more normal than most people on this board. Just make sure you do what your doctor says and you'll live normally.
HIV isn't what it once was, they'll have it cured before the AIDS kills you, good luck getting laid again though.
are glasses a red flag for you? i have a good face aside from glasses
>>29920977
yes, if you're not gonna wear contacts at least have the good sense to hang yourself
>>29920977
>are glasses a red flag
>Is this 2001?
>>29921198
i can't put contacts in my eyes, my only other option is some vision correction surgery but that carries too many risks
ITT- We post comfy games that you can play for so long you don't even realize you have been playing the entire day straight and it's time to sleep again.
Single player/MMO/Whatever welcome
Puzzle Pirates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh7nB6Jzi3o
Been playing this since 2008, for last 2 years i just get up in morning and play puzzle pirates all day until it's time to sleep again, occasionally taking fap/smoke/eat/piss breaks.
Player base is kinda low right having 200~ logged in on regular day and 400~ on weekend on the largest ocean(server)...
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>>29920966
pretty good review keep up the good work brobot
>>29920966
Age of Empires II. I havent found a way to get it free but god do i miss that game
M&B Warband
Realy fun game ton of mods.
looking foward for M&B2:BannerLord this year
I would also post RD but everyone knows of it and it's realy a shit game as an adult.
>>29920966
You sound desperate kek, might check it out later
I am, since 10 October 2015 no longer a kissless virgin, but I used to be a real beta back in the day. I don't feel like my life has changed that much since I met my girlfriend but I think my view on dating, flirting, and especially my self-conciousness has changed quite a lot. Anyway, I'm going to try to help you guys change your mind about yourself, girls, and dating in general.
Things that I used to believe and that you probably believe but that are false:
>I'm too ugly to have a girlfriend.
No. You can't be too ugly, except if you got some serious physical issue, got burned or got acid thrown to the face. But next to that all you have to do is keep a respectable personal hygiene. Brush your teeth, take showers, get a haircut, do something about those pimples. It's not gonna take a lot of time out of your daily fapping/anime watching/whatever. When that is done, there is literally nothing more that you HAVE to do. This doesn't mean that really handsome guys won't have it more easy in the dating world, but you'll still have a chance. Even if you are obese. Even if you are super skinny. Believe me.
>Girls only go for bad boys
Nah (actually, does anyone still believe this?) Girls go for guys with a personality. Any personality can work, but it depends on the girl. So yeah, even if you're a sarcastic cringy memespewer that uses a bit too much dark humor you'll find a girl. You'll have to search a lot, but that's exactly what you want to do.
>When I'm finally no longer a KV, my life will be better.
Probably not. In some cases your life will be worse. Some girls out there are crazy and will make your life hell, others are great and will show you the way to happiness. But still, your relationship, as symbiotic as it may be, will never be enough for yourself to feel great, especially if you have self-conciousness problems to start with.
>cont.
>>29920876
>If what you say is right OP, if my life is not going to change, why should I even try dating? Might aswell kms right now
The point in dating is 1: helping your self-conciousness go away and changing your mindset and 2: maybe finding a relationship that satisfies you.
I know you are scared of rejection okay, I was scared too. But getting rejected is the best thing that can happen to you. It makes you fear rejection less. You fear rejection because rejection is unknown to you....
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>>29920971
>About the whole friendzone stuff
People still believe in the friendzone apparently, so I'll make things very clear. The friendzone exists only in your head, not in hers. Or let me say it another way: the problem you have with the "friendzone" is because your understanding of the relationship and hers are different. The friendzone is not a thing. The only thing that exists is physical attraction, the fact that you want to have sex with someone. That is the only thing...
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>>29921101
This is again a quite chaotic subject. The problem with a lot of KV is that they think that girls are some godlike beings. I used to think that. But even though it's false you can't start seeing girls are pieces of steak you can stick your dick in, that's not the point either. Again, you have to draw the line. They're not godlike beings, they're not toys either. Learn to see them as your equals, we are all stupid primates. You are too, don't forget it.
>Self-development...
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