You're sitting there eating lunch and this girl comes up to you.
>Hey loser, hand over all your food or I'll beat the shit out of you.
How do you respond?
I like food and getting beat up by thiqq QT's
So i'd eat it quickly in front of her, then let her beat me up after it agitates her
Best of both worlds famalam
>>29918671
>"I don't really think that it's good for you to have even more food right now"
>>29918671
slice her fat open and see what it looks like
>am able to tell when a girl is infatuated with a guy.
>but apparently I can't tell when they're interested in me.
Who /oblivious/ here?
>>29918653
Okay, how can you tell someone is interested in you?
bad news sire
you would know
there just isnt any
atleast it was like that for me
>>29918653
>>but apparently I can't tell when they're interested in me.
That's because they're not interested in you.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36775398
>want to better myself
>try to practice social skills by talking to women
>"unwanted attention"
>arrested for hate crime
>>29918638
>The force defines misogyny hate crime as: "Incidents against women that are motivated by an attitude of a man towards a woman and includes behaviour targeted towards a woman by men simply because they are a woman."
Holy
Fuck
That includes any kind of flirting. This could include anything at all really. Just talking to them with intent of asking them out. Those filthy betas...
They hate betas THIS much? Hate crimes are pretty serious. Some are gonna...
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>>29918638
THE SUN WILL ALWAYS SHINE ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE
>If a woman receives unwanted attention on the street, it can now be reported to Nottinghamshire Police as a hate crime
>unwanted attention
Now that is serious bullshit. Just say no and move on.
Who's asexual here ?
>>29918629
>Who's 16 year old here?
>>29918629
>covering one eye to see the truth
is this from homunculus? good manga
Thank you for posting this, I've been meaning to read it but I forgot the name. Anyways, I think it's unfair to call some people shallow for putting importance on looks, because that is a form of idealism, and idealism is the farthest thing from shallow. However to make it the only important thing is indeed wrong, because it implies that a person who is morally corrupt should be excused for his evil because he looks good.
I wish I was asexual, in any case.
NZ thread, shitposting friends get in here
>>29918572
fuck I hate my life. I have no friends, never had a gf, I'm distant with my family and I find it impossible to connect with people on any level. I hate my physical features and my mentality. Sometimes I wish I could just go to bed and never wake up.
i live in Auckland around newmarket/parnell
>>29918625
>newmarket/parnell
richfag get out
post 90s music. alternative is best but all 90s music is good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8
(also, sad and lonely so sad songs are good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsAUx_SQYGE
That's some good shit. Could hear this song 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQYsGWh_vpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDBlqu6KF4k
I DON'T NEED YOUR AUTHORITY
Is weed a gateaway drug?
I started smoking cigarettes at high school every morning to calm the axiety of going there. When I started I always had to take heavy breaths after it as I could breath badly after it. I smoke for a year and then I started smoking weed. I smoke it every now and then until after a few years I smoke it whenever I get the chance but I really think I will never try different "harder" drugs and always take a cigarette after the joint as I wanted to ease my breathing a bit. Now I am 20 tho I started taking MDMA and easing it down with weed and...
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>>29918556
>Am I a trash person?
Yes
>And do all people smoking weed end up like me?
Absolutely not. I'd even make the claim that most people who smoke weed on a regular basis might be less interested in other drugs, at least that's my personal experience.
>>29918556
Do shrooms next. Also shrooms+weed+drunk= best combo ever.
And no, you probably arent a shit person but you should learn to use these things as rewards instead of crutches.
>>29918556
Drugs alter reality.
My personal opinion is that you shouldn't use them often, if at all.
Find what sober joys you have in this life and cling to them dearly.
Otherwise, you'll find that you rely on escaping from reality to enjoy life and that's no good.
>tfw job is starting in 4 hours
>tfw been trying to sleep 3 hours ago
Fuck it's gonna be a shit day. You NEETs are fucking lucky you can sleep in anytime you want.
>wait tables
>don't have to fall asleep until 5am to be at work at 330pm
lol you're in the wrong line of work mate
nice tit lass
>>29918507
My normal schedule starts at 12. Had to take mornings this week to cover a friend.
>people today kept telling me to wake up and that this isn't real
>can't tell therapists and doctors because they're not looking out in my best interest
>>29918431
Uhh, yeah, OP if this is true imma say you should probably tell ur therapist
>>29918431
how long have the "people" been there, op?
>>29918594
>Uhh, yeah,
>imma
>ur
;)
How do you deal with being dumb and useless? I feel like escaping. I'm good for some things but not too good. I'm tired. I don't feel like killing myself but sometimes I don't want to work anymore. I don't want to do anything. What's the point?
>>29918420
The point is to decide. Then to act. I spent 4 years destroying myself, squandering my gifts, not sticking to anything that would have yielded benefits, because I decided I was less than other people. For no good fucking reason other than the fact that some people are born in better circumstances than I. I'm not even handicapped in any way. I was merely too blindsided by my own envy to do anything for myself. I was depressed and I hated myself. The old negative habits are strong, and take time to shake off.
But...
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>>29918551
I want to know more.
>>29918420
>>29918551
Before anything, I would reccommend getting physically healthy and improving your diet for optimal bodily and mental performance. This I feel is crucial to any personal recreation, beause the process isn't easy. You need energy reserves to keep yourself from burning out, giving up, and going back to fucking your own shit up because you hate yourself. This and rest.
The first fucking thing I knew I had to do was quit cigarettes. It made my...
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ITT we make achievements for school shootings
>who's the faggot now?
>force two chads to have gay sex
>captain ahab
>target only land whales
>it's high noon
>Use only a revolver and shout "it's high noon" while clearing a room
>homo
>wear clothing associated with gay pride while talking...
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>>29918372
>>it's high noon
>>Use only a revolver and shout "it's high noon" while clearing a room
The gay one here is you, anon.
>>29918372
>pretend to be islamic
>shout allah snackbar and whatnot
>>29918408t. Israel
>go without a shower for one day
>hair is completely greasy and sticks together
>face looks shiny from grease
holy fuck is it possible to be this greasy? I'm not even fat or anything.
That is what you get for being white
what's your ethnicity and diet?
>>29918353
You are the lord of grease. Use it your advantage.
who /livingoutofspite/ here?
I didn't used to be a hateful person. I've had my share of problems, but I really can't complain about my quality of life.
I complain mostly at the fact I don't have much of a life at all. A gilded cage is still a cage, after all.
I have no friends where I live. I have had no signifigant other.
I've gone to university, only to not discover that its not actually an institution of higher learning, but a hugbox full of coddling academics looking to waste their time and parent's money. What I...
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How about me? Having read your original post, I had written an elaborate essay in response and then deleted it because I couldn't fit all the desired text in and even if I could it could go on unendingly and it honestly doesn't matter anyway. Here's to bumping a well thought out wall of text so that it may last long enough to gain further comments because there's unfortunately an apparently endless influx of idiotic baiting and distraction from potentially uplifting or otherwise beneficial dialogue incoming at all times.
>>29918345
Quite the same, OP.
Allows me to see different ideas/opinions of people.
Allows me to share my own from time to time
Away from all that decadent garbage everyone else loves, like partying and drinking and what not.
Don't want to run the rat race, don't like the system, so I expect nothing and just focus on having fun. I'm 26, still a student, don't want to be the "adult" I was supposed to become, and at this stage I don't care too much.
I got on my 16 year old brother's laptop today while he was asleep from an all nighter and I opened up Pictures to see if he is saving porn and if he has good taste, and to my surprise, the folder was empty with only this inside it. What does it mean? Is it his life? How did he make this? Why did he make this?
Does the "lonely" part at the present mean he's lonely right now? From the looks of it, he has been losing friends and has had a rough time lately, and it shows.
Well he's friends with selbystone now, it can't be that bad. But OP, I always felt Like I've wasted my relationship with my brother, being a good big bro is the best things you could do.
>spying on your little brothers computer and posting his most intimate feelings on an anime website
no wonder he feels lonely with shit family like you
>>29918340
I got on his Steam profile and there's a bunch of people nicknamed Selby, and when I look at their profiles, they're VAC banned and shit, so I assume they're alts. I look at the recently offline one and they have meme conversations. I have no idea if Selby is a real friend of his, but I assume it's an online friend, and he pretty much has went full autism when he has been isolated due to him being expelled from school.
You can literally walk in on him repeating "alone" over and...
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Hey Wage cuck, I heard from of your work colleagues that you get to have the day off this Saturday to attend a family wedding? I know it's only Monday and you still have 4 more days to go.
Good on you Wage Cuck! A family wedding will be a great way for you to enjoy some nice food, socialize with relatives and enjoy the day NOT working.
>Fast forward Saturday
>*Text from boss on Friday night*
>''Hey Anon, shit sorry to text you last minute, look I've had Catherine...
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>>29918217
>not just telling your boss there's no way you'll be able to make it because you're out of town
what kind of idiot boss expects their employee to just suck their dick and say "SURE BOSS ANYTHING FOR YOU!" You'd make a terrible boss.
>>29918272
>''Hi Anon, if you can come to my office, I need to have a word.''
>''We, the company don't believe you are suited to working here and believe you should find something else. Thank you for being understanding.''
>>29918272
NEETs think having a job = slavery. If my employer tried to pull a fast one on me I would either tell them to pound sand or ignore the text entirely.
>where were you anon?! Catherine was sick!
>At the wedding out of town. Why? If you tried to reach me, my phone wasn't on me.
If you're working at a place where your employer has such little respect for your life that they think they can just summon you like a serf at will, it's...
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