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>this ugly asian can get a qt gf but you can't
Is it time to end it?
This dude is objectively ugly across cultures, don't make it an azn thing, OK?!
>>29917953
she probably a lesbian next besting to keep her parents approval, Asian boys are basically women
White girls, especially weebs will take almost any fugly asian dude who even gives slight chad vibes. I know this because my cousin has chased asian peepee for as long as I can remember and its really hard to come by around here.
How do I become a robot?dwrghyewdg[\spoiler]
If you have ever had sex you can NEVER under any circumstances become a robot. If you're a virgin however, all you need to do is become a NEET, live at your parents' place and masturbate to hentai. Also be a pathetic loser who hates everyone who isn't a robot.
>>29917928
I'm all of those except masturbating to cartoons
>>29917948
Get out now normiescum REEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
Sometimes I wish I never found the red pill.
After learning the true nature of women, it has thrown a wrench into my perspective of all my relationships and interactions with women. And it is depressing.
How do you go from here after learning the truth?
>>29917904
you sacrificed feeling good for knowledge. there's no way to undo this
soz bro but at least now you're able to protect yourself from getting cucked
>>29917904
buddy listen, as an /r9k/ veteran I can tell you that redpilling is brainwashing-- albeit weird, cult-ish brainwashing because it comes from a minority of people. Don't let this ruin your relationships.
>>29917978
/thread
Remember knowledge is power.
>tfw finally crossed the line and fapped to forbidden content
I wish I hadn't done this.
>>29917876
Forbidden content?
>>29917876
What forbidden content? Links would be helpful
What was it OP?
Have you ever wanted to kill yourself? I just took a bunch of shrooms and pills and i want to die, have you ever tried to kill yourself? I took 600 mg of wellbutrin and 350mg of vortioxetine and 4 grams of shrooms. I also have some acid should I take that too? I want to jump off a building as well, should I do it or is it overkill? its pretty fun right now I am seeing alot of shit. I don't think the pills are going to do shit. Maybe I should go to the drug store and buy some sleeping pills? I kinda dont want to jump off a building. Maybe the acid and shrooms will help me, or should I drink? If anyone killed themselves give me some tips ok?
>>29917865
Well the mushies and Lucy won't kill you, but the pill mixing shit will.
>>29917921
Should I get more pills then? I feel pretty good right now. So I was thinking of buying a bunch of pills and doing A LOT MORE OF SHROOMs and take the acid I'm talking about 4 more grams of shrooms and 750 micro grams of acid!
Yeah, in fact I put a shotgun to my head today after a fair bit of drink. I couldn't do it yet, but not for fear of death. I have responsibility, things to wrap up, but tonight I felt the true inevitability of death. I will die by own hand. Of this I am certain. I waste my time on this website when I should be writing my suicide note. Anyway, it's only a matter of time and I don't trust drugs for this. They didn't help me live. They can't help me die.
>start an argument
>don't post again and just watch it unfold
Anyone who brushes their teeth more than once a week doesn't deserve to have teeth. Discuss.
>>29917842
I have to disagree.
>>29917823
>start an argument
>leave thread
>automatically win argument
Tell me anon, how does this image make you feel?
>>29917770
Pretty down
>>29917795
I double taked, then kek'd.
>>29917795
First post, best post
blooxoxoxox
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the Iower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're caIIed "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
Queue anything music related you want.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Drag & drop into chat box or copy+paste image link with the file type at end, ex: http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1437598602483.jpg
Need at least 100 dubs to post images.
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "lnfo" tab by the Video and Queue tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>>29917738
who win
originini
>>29918030
whoopsi forgot
>>29917738
I-is that some l-lauren?
>mfw my oneitis sends me pics of her bf's dick and asks to estimate his size because she can't decide if it's average or above average
Interesting if true
>>29917704
>mfw my oneitis is my gf
>>29917704
>pursuing oneitis when she has a bf
>being "friends" with your oneitis
Sounds like you deserve it
I just want to be loved and cuddled and told everything's going to be alright by a woman.
Why is it so impossibly difficult to find a woman that wants to do that with me?
because women don't want to be your mom
>>29917690
Because you are an anime poster.
>>29917690
because even women don't lie this much
being a /mu/ fag and also a robot it makes me wonder what kind of music /r9k/ likes. Post ur favourite current song robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvO1r1EAhqw
Saw these guys on Vancouver last weekend. Hell of a show they put on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDDLZWlNSCo&list=PLbq4Fc9V1hsYr4gwdPZtTvILNOvarM50X&index=3
>>29917666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBm04l_c8K8
I like this.
>>29917666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o
SAIL
>tfw you drink to numb the pain of not living up to your potential
>tfw no drinks or drugs and just face the disappointment head on
>>29917627
>wake up
>wasted by 11am
>feel like shit the rest of the day
I drink to numb the pain of a thousand terrible memories. Or perhaps just a few. Alcohol is a wonderful anesthetic.
feel like most of my time on r9k is spent closing threads
was it always this slow? I feel like some threads are just me and one other guy posting
there with you op
>>29917597
Here's your (you) so at least one of us closes out the night with something
>need to get root canal or dental implant done
>gonna cost me between 1k to 4k bucks
>don't have money or insurance
>so much pain in teeth
>gums swollen
>have Chad jaw line on one side
> wisdom teeth rotting before they even surface
> no pain at all, no redness or swelling where the tooth is surfasing
How, /r9k/?
Is this simply the power of my 'death-breath'?
I brush daily.
>>29917565
Do it yourself
What could go wrong
What would happen in this situation if you got the procedure done then just didn't pay?
Why do I keep going back to this place? I don't even watch anything anymore, I don't play vidya, I can't afford technology because I'm a poor NEET, I don't watch anime, I'm way too old to relate to the kids over at /b/
Why?
because you have nothing better to do
>>29917560
Because we're your family now. You're one of us. Let us embrace you. Never leave.
>>29917560
While this place is your salvation, It is also your personal hell that you can never leave.
