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any advices would be welcome
>>29915535
Quit drawing lines on your goofy ass face.
>>29915535
I also have a receding chin. Mine is way worse than yours though, and also its asymmetrical.
Surgery for me is around $12,000
Honestly your chin isn't that bad
Other than that, you have a handsome face
I feel like this is bait or just a reference that I'm not getting
>>29915589
this was posted in another thread a month ago, i think someone is just making fun of him
American here.
I started dating this French girl who attends my university just a little over a year ago (pic related). We moved in together at the end of May. Everything has been perfect. She's fantastic in bed, is beautiful and interesting to talk to. She's a great cook. Everything is great.
However, ever since an English drinking buddy of mine found out three months ago that my girlfriend is French, he has been making a lot of jokes about French girls being notorious sluts. Last Saturday night he took his jokes a little too far and I confronted him about it and he refused to back down. He is adamant that all French girls are sluts and they are "genetically incapable of monogamy." He thinks I'm an idiot for being in a relationship with a French woman.
She has given me no reason to be suspicious of her and I really do believe that she is as much in love with me as I am with her. We fuck at least once a day, because she likes to fuck in the mornings. I've lost count how many times I've been woken in the morning by her riding my dick and we usually fuck twice a day. The point is, I just don't see her actually needing to have a lover considering how frequently we have sex.
Is he right? Are French girls capable of being faithful? Should I be suspicious of my girlfriend just because she's French?
>pic related.
saw this thread on /int/ t b h
>>29915567
yeah, that's my thread.
>>29915532
blah blah BLAH BLAH
fuck you stupid hipster liberal dumb normie
Who here /criticallysocially retardedandunhealthily addictedtolurkingthiswebsite/?
Me and you know it romilar man
Fuck you though, I am trying to re-estabilish my will. And you, being the manipulative fucktard you are, would never accept or understand such a thing.
Sorry OP, I am venting at someone other than you. But this nebulous someone, they are wiling to dig a ditch deep enough for themselves, surely, but not their would-be victims, who know better themselves.
There is no honor in fighting for the pleasure of someone else.
>>29915491
I went to get a haircut today and because of my autism I ended up getting a buzz cut when all I wanted was a trim. Afterwards I just wanted to go home and browse arninekay.
yup im here too
>girls are attempting to do something but aren't strong enough
>"hey anon, can you help with this? We're not strong enough teehee"
>tfw you're not strong enough either
>Chad comes and does it with ease
>having girls asking you something in the first place
this literally fucking happened today
>tfw too unfit to tear open a mayo packet
>>29915482
It was unavoidable in high school
What's holding you back? Whats keeps you from being a normal, socially functional human being? What does /r9k/ have that a breathing human group doesn't?
>purpose
>friends
>trust in anybody
>people who genuinely care for them, and not dodgy programs like suicide hotlines who only do what they do to get paid
>confidence
>at least one mental disorder
>a mind that's too skeptic of social norms and thinks too much about conspiracies
i could go on
>>29915449
I have /r9k/
>>29915617
>purpose
what are you doing now? Job? School?
There has to be something written on your calendar that needs your attention. something that needs to be done in order to make some sort of progress... right?
>friends
>trust in anybody
>confidence
>a mind that's too skeptic of social norms and thinks too much about conspiracies
has life just been to shit for you? Too many back stabs and lies that have degraded your human connection? Or is it something else?
Chad here. I have a girlfriend, a decent job, have slept with several dozen women, and am well-traveled. Robots, you have twenty seconds to explain why you don't:
>travel overseas
>listen to classical music
>ride a motorcycle
>lift
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
I do all of these things and am considered a Chad by every Robot who has ever met me. How come you aren't like Chad, you frog-posting piece of shit?
*farts sarcastically*
>>29915438
no money
not interested
epilepsy, a motorcycle would kill me
i hate eating
no muscle, see above
i do
i do that already though
Half of those cost money, and for the other half I just lack motivation.
After using Tinder a few times in different cities, I realized that women are the least unique individual in existence. In fact, there are four handy categorizes which cover every Tinder female:
>1) The whores. Beautiful and well-dressed, pics showing them partying and drinking. "lol party girl!". You stand no chance unless you look like Chad. MASSIVE entitlement issues.
>2) The outdoorsers. Very beautiful, loves to travel, dirtbike, hike, ski, swim. You also stand no chance. Chads only here.
>3) The ugly ones. Overweight, colored hair, "wacky" clothes, "nerdy" hobbies. These are the only ones you actually have a chance with. The only challenge is not barfing. Still seem to have huge entitlement issues somehow.
>4) The single moms. Just stay away. Please, for your own good, just don't.
There you go, anon. Pick your poison.
5) qt jp girls who wanna go do actual stuff
I've met like 6 of these, I dunno why they like me.
>>29915522
Have you slept with any of them?
>>29915522
that only works in areas where Asians exist. In mostly white cities, you're out of luck.
Fuck pepes, I want rare wojaks.
Post em boys
>>29915327
All I want in life
fuck wojaks post cuckio
>>29915327
origional comment bird penis camera dildo munich brasil
Please share your experience
I'm 5'4" 120lbs, got fucked by a 6'4" 250lb powerlifter guy once. It's extremely painful
It was amazing
It hurt a lot but I loved it so much
>tfw miss his cock so much
Pls dont remind me
>faggots on my board
lol, they're all praying in the comment section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAb2hdQneBY
christianity is literally self-hate made into a good thing
absolutely disgusting
>>29915301
back to >>>/hell/ freddy
>>29915217
Is this real or are people just going along with some sort of meme?
Do any of you like to put your poopies in the freezer to save them for a hot day?
>>29915199
what the fuck are those things?
>>29915225
isopods
>>29915225
Cunt don't get me fucking pissy anssr the fucking question
What is your theory on life in general? As crazy as it may be.
For me I believe in a deterministic universe where we're all just equations with inputs and outputs of numbers.
None of my life hypotheses say life has to be awful, yet it is.
>>29915183
>still believing in determinism
what is this, 1910? after quantum mechanics expressed the momentum and position of electrons as probabilistic systems only an idiot could believe God doesn't play dice with the universe. it's all stochastic and completely pointless, so have as much fun as you can before the walls fall and the barbarians flood in.
>>29915325
Just because I think everything is scripted doesn't mean I don't think it's pointless. I don't believe something can be truly random, I think quantum mechanics can be explained and predicted with more knowledge and perhaps that knowledge is out of our grasp as humans.
Regardless you and I come to the same conclusion.
>>29915183
Your personality = Avatar
Your consciousness = Player
This world is a test
About a month ago I gave this kid 50$ when I was really into csgo gambling. He said he would pay me back and blah blah blah, he never did. When I brought this up about a week ago he deleted me and blocked me on steam and skype. Heres his info. No mercy lads.
Skype: mitch3llh122000
Phone Number: +1 4074809512
Name: Mitch Harrison
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/axispad
TL;DR this guy screwed me out of 50$ please go fuck with him
lol no u got scammed dumbass it's your fault
You are really stupid for posting this here. We don't care
This isn't /b/ newfag
>mfw women think they could survive and live the way they do now in a darwinian society
>implying they wouldn't just be fuck cattle and kept solely to breed
>>29915084
Is that a data pepe?
>>29915151
Is that a Sisko pepe?
>>29915302
Only ones I have
just the way you are
>>29915031
never fails to make me feel better about myself
>>29915031
If he shaved, fixed the shitty haircut, washed his fucking face more, and put in some contacts to hide the ayy lmao eyes he could still pull off a 4/10
>>29915053
kidding? this is him after his surgeries
