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Have fun getting cucked by dentists you fucking normie fool.
I brush 4 times and floss twice mofo.
having good hygiene is a meme on this board. is that what your getting at?
idk I brush once at night once the day is over
takes about 2 minutes with an electric brush
then I floss for a couple minutes
If you actually want to have friends, gf, a job and just a "normal" life in general, you are a neurotypical failed normie and you have to get off my board immediately.
>>29916656
what if I just want sex, fame and money without reciprocating anything back to the people who give it to me? Like for example, I want people to like me but I don't want to like them back or I want to fuck lots of pussies but I don't want to do anything nice for their owners and I want money but I don't want to work for it.
>"neurotypical"
>undertale
stop
just stop
>>29916731
Very normal. In fact 100% of all normies think exactly like you.
>>29916754
Yes, neurotypical.
It used to be the cool meme word for normies about 4 years ago. I don't blame you for not being around for so long.
Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me you're not supposed to wear underwear under these?
My balls/dick always hand out of boxers and i hate it.
Need support down there. I don't care if its apparently healthier/more natural to wear boxers shit fucking sucks.
boxers are a red flag, btw guys
>>29916622
because those are underwear you dumb fuck
Anyone else just feel like shit whenever you see a qt girl? It makes me genuinely sad to know that I'll never ever have a chance with her and in fact there either already is or will be some other guy who she will love and fuck.
Just kill me senpai.All I want from life is to wake up next to a girl who loves me desu.
On the contrary. When I see a qt girl I only feel disappointed because it's jut another girl
From the millions and millions of cute girls in the world
Travel and you'll realize this
>I long to find a pure girl
NOW THAT IS DESIRABLE
>>29916910
Normie gtfo
Any girl can have any guy if she tries for a week. You have no problems.
>>29916910
>>29916583
I feel both of these, plus anger knowing that the deck was stacked against me all along, and just because I'm short
Who else /getting comfy for the eventual collapse of western civilization/?
At this point, I think it's reasonable to be as hedonistic as possible since we're heading on a train towards societal collapse.
Share your comfy strategies or tips as you watch the world slowly die around you.
>>29916511
Thinking of moving to Norway desu
Snowy, comfy, and far away from the toxic shithole that is the United States.
>>29916511
Wouldn't the entire city be lit up like daylight?
damn comfy though
ive been indulging in drugs for the last ten years. not gonna stop any time soon. i gotta mask some feels and create better ones. my goal is simply to feel good all the time.
Lads help what the actual fuck is this, just woke up and there's some white growth on my dick.
Skin flakes or mold
>>29916492
If only there was some sort of trained medical professional you could see that would give you proper, actual advice.
>>29916492
Dude do you fucking bathe how the fuck do you get a moldy dick i once didnt bathe for two weeks and i didnt get that shit
>"Too long didn't read"
>"I ain't reading all that shit"
>"Lol ur mad because you typed out a bunch of long paragraphs."
>"Why do you write/type out so much when replying to people?"
>"Wow, you really have a lot to say."
FUCK YOU, it's not my fault if you're too fucking lazy and retarded to read something longer than a few sentences. Also I can't help it if you have the reading skills of a 12 year old, fuck people who say these things.
Saw the thread wasn't about Tolkien and didn't read.
>>29916451
I have the attention span of a cockroach. I'm suprised I read all of your post.
>>29916451
Too long didn't read m8
>women share everything about their sex life with their friends
>if you piss off your gf she'll spread all sorts of nasty gossip about your penis or abilities in bed
does this scare anyone else?
>>29916429
All I want is a gf with no friends like me desu
then we will share everything with each other and learn to rely only on each other, strengthening our bond
>>29916456
hmm..
it's impossible
even the ugly fat girls have lots of friends AND THEY ALL SHARE THE MOST INTIMATE DETAILS OF THEIR SEX LIFE!?
it's insane to me and pisses me off
>>29916429
This is why you record degrading sex at one point as a form of MAD.
Post the theme to your life.
Comment on other anons'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT-jZasvAVk
>>29916390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJvZdKlJH8
also kys weeb faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOL8qS1pQUI
dead
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>>29916390
The theme of my life is a bunch of white noise since that's what I listen 90% of my waking hours but kudos for posting mai waifu
>gf got sexually assaulted last night while playing pokemon go with her friend at 4am
>Had the most amazing 5 faps since I heard the news to the idea of it
>Making excuses to avoid seeing her because I can't wipe this grin off my face
Is there a name for this genre of cuck? where your women gets raped and you can't help, instead of her actually wanting it? I need some visual stimuli to keep satisfy by hornyness
>>29916387
>Is there a name for this genre of cuck?
Usually theyre called Americans.
>>29916412
>Americans
You mean Brits you fucking nigger
degeneracy
original commentnero
>tfw showing early stages of periodontitis for 2 months now
just fuck my teeth up senpai
tfw my theet are litterally rotting in my mouht im fuccd
So this is what it's called?
Can i fix it? I'm tol afraid to go to the dentist but my teeth are already rotting.
The dentist says I have a degenerative bone disease. I recently got two cavities and acted like an idiot when they used the laughing gas on me
>Girl finally asks me to have sex
>Deny her
D E V I L I S H
haha you sure showed her OP xD
>>29916316
>friend of the opposing sex
get
eh
you know how it goes
>>29916316
Absolutely satanic OP
>you will always be a failure
Yes, it's true. All there is to do is to numb the pain of it by posting girls with cats.
>>29916265
The concept of failure is a plebian idea orchestrated to make you feel like you owe something to someone when in fact you don't.
>>29917097
Except for when you fail at your own expectations like I have. I'm killing myself.
>tfw no qt traditional womanlet gf with brown curly hair V.2.
>>29916249
yeah I bet she traditionally takes tyrones dick too
>>29916285
Nah, here she is with her BF.
>>29916249
Quality female right there. Is she a horse girl though?
>tfw all my coworkers at work are normies
>tfw for some reason they are starting to dislike me
>even the coworkers that were semi nice, obviously dislike me for some reason now
>don't even know why
fuck man, this is why I dont like working with other people.
i just know they say shit behind my back, because they complain about other coworkers to me when no one else is around.
>>29916130
Maybe becuase you're a werido that doesn't talk to anyone and if you do you mumble and start crying like a little bitch you are
>>29916303
/r9k/ is a bully free zone.
>>29916130
This is happening to me. I dont really talk to my co-workers because I just want to work and leave. The worse is when Im doing dishes with someone and its just an awkward silence the whole time.
