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Hey anon, what did you wish for on your birthday?
>>29919130
dead parents
>>29919130
>tfw forget to wish for something everytime
>>29919130
>celebrating your birthday
what?
>tfw you remember the time in fifth grade when Stacey invited the whole class to her birthday party except for you
Fuck You Erica
>tfw i went anyway
>your crush rejects you but makes sure to invite you to her party where all the chads hit on her infront of her chad BF
atlest you arent happy Betti, you never gave me a chance, enjoy your dogs and horses instead of giving birth to my kids
>Being the kid who gives everyone in the class Valentines cards all the way up to 5th grade
>try to make a special one for Christina but she doesnt notice
anyone else think at some point in their life they died and are just living a nightmare now? I mean it just feels so unrealistic compared to how it was when I was young.
>>29919086
sometimes I wonder if there has ever been another moment besides this one, or whether I have always been in bed, with sore eyes, typing this response to you, just an endless hell of glancing red-eyed from keyboard to screen to check for typos and wondering when my various sufferings will end.
I've completely lost my sense of self, I feel totally disconnected from my actions. When I look in the mirror I can't see any life in my eyes. So yeah, I guess the good part of me or my conscious or whatever died at some point.
>>29919173
Whoops
*Conscience
I am an actual robot, kissless virgin, NEET etc.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the majority of people on this board are actually normies who are pretending that their lives are shit to mock us robots.
It makes me feel incredibly anxious whenever I think about a normie reading my post and judging me.
Are you a true robot or a pretender?
ttake the test guys
>>29919079
>still caring
give it a few years. you'll eventually sink into an alcohol filled mire of carelessness.
>being a robot is only related to human sexual activity
Why can't anime be real?
VR when
>>29919065
Just kill yourself. You'll be transported into the anime world and reborn as a cute loli.
also:
>tfw no shinobu gf to suck your blood
laying in a bicycle basket must be uncomfortable as fuck
I need to lose weight.
I'm a 290 pound loser with no willpower and can't stop eating out of depression, caused by my self hatred, caused by my being fat and lonely (my loneliness being partially caused by my self hate and fatness).
I don't want to catch the beetus, and have been told that I have a good face; If I could drop enough weight, I might actually be considered handsome. I'd even have the self esteem to go out and try to get a job.
What do?
>>29919046
Lower your calorie consumption and start being physically active.
Also, /fit/
>>29919046
So you realize that your self-hate feeds on itself. This is very, very good.
Cycles are not easy to break. You know this much by now. But you see a better life for yourself beyond it. So you have to decide which is more important, and the act accordingly.
DECIDE WHAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU. DO IT YOU FUCK. DO IT NOW.
>>29919046
The easy answer is to eat right and excersise.
You need to eat plenty of nonsaturated fats as well as protein. Of course, since you aren't working out these foods don't really taste as good since your body doesn't need them.
You can find and follow just about any kind of exercise routine you like, do you want to build muscle, or do you just want to be slim?
A good excersise to start out with is walking. Your body needs to build up an endurance and by doing walking you can continuously exert yourself.
Ganbatte, anon.
>tfw no qt dreadlock philosophical pothead gf
i know they are everywhere
but I want one of the good ones
most of the pothead whores i blaze with are fucking vile humans
And you don't think the two are related you speng?
>>29919037
>dreadlock pothead gf
faggot
>tfw no qt philosophical gf
>Philosophical
>GF
You're asking for a fucking unicorn.
It's one of those nights where she's on my mind.
Saw her husband earlier today.
Booze isn't helping.
How's your night going, guys?
>>29918963
I'm sorry to hear anon, I imagine that must be a shitty feel..
What kind of music you like senpai?
>>29918976
Lately I've been into blues and classical guitar.
Unfortunately, music was something we shared, so I can't listen to a lot of it.
Kinda sets you back as a musician, but whatever. That dream died a long time ago.
How about you?
>>29919009
So you want to be a musician? Nothing stopping you picking up an instrument right now and messing around my dude, every single time you play you get a bit better. I listen to a lot of metal, but not really a music snob and will listen to anything.
I know it's an overused normie line, but there's someone out there for you - even better than the oneitis with the husband.
So /r9k/ I may get kicked out soon anybody want to take in a fat Autist.
>>29918942
What are you going to do when you get kicked out?
only if you will become my submissive boitoy
>>29918964
I could move in with my dad, but I am afraid he will steal my stuff and sell it as he has in the past.'
>>29918980
no
>tfw no diyaryo reading, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, kawal honoring, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, druglord killing, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29918862
add in shabu dealing bro
>>29918862
No one cares about ugly pseudo-spic imps.
>>29919289
racist fuck go back to /pol/
Told my wifey that she was the one
Didn't get in trouble when I molested my son
Rolled up a fatty with my homeboy Jester
He doesn't know that I'm child molester
Went to the B-ball court to shoot hoops
Ended up in the unisex bathroom bc there's a baby change station in there and I like to eat little baby poops
Rolled to Compton with my 9
Year old friend and damn he lookin so fine
Fuckin love that song senpai
>>29918796
Black dude being a rapist/ kiddy fiddler
No way that could EVER happen
>>29918796
I can't stand even reading that ooga booga bix nood shit, can someone give me an English tl;dr
>>29918811
Theres a song by biggie smalls where he mentions one of his homies likes fucking kids in the ass and than throwing them over the bridge. It might be shock value, but i like to think its legit
I just had a wet dream about romantically fucking a trap and i'm doubting my sexuality
>>29918767
Heh, me too but I'm not doubting my sexuality. I've been turned on by traps for years now and it never went further than that. Twinks and cuteboys never did it for me.
I see /lgbtqrstuvwxyz+/ is here to stay or so it seems to be.
>tfw 21 and still having wet dreams every week
How the fuck do I stop these god damn wet dreams? I'm too lazy to change my sheets when it happens.
>inb4 fap more
I fap every day and still get this shit
I refuse to do oral, have semen anywhere but on my lower body, or do any act that is considered more degenerate than these two. How much of a dealbreaker is this for guys?
>>29918764
You wont even apply this to chad so whats the point
>>29918764
I dont want to have sex with anyone, so this wouldnt be problem for me. But you being an individual is
>>29918764
I won't ask someone to do something they don't want to do or something I wouldn't want to do.
For me, not too bad.
>parents never let me hang out with kids when i was younger
>as i grew older i find it hard to like people more because of how affixed they are to today's societal standards
>pokemon go is released
>maybe i can finally stop being a shut in an go out on a faux adventure meeting people and having fun
>i'm not able to do any of that at all because i have to stay home most of the time and watch my autistic brother who cannot be left alone
>mother also gives me shit about doing stuff like this(this is the same woman who gets mad at me for taking out the trash at 2 am..i'm fucking 24)
>tries to tell her that since i'm 24, I should at least be given some type of free reign with shit only for it to backfire
>starting a new job soon that requires me to work 4-8 pm 5 days a week, so once my parents get home i have to head out to work
>i pretty much won't be able to have a social life at all
i never stood a chance
>disabled
That's about it.
my mom was a raging alcoholic and my dad is an abusive literal retard
i learned to make friends though because i had no rules at home, i'm just crippled with anxiety now so i rarely go outside
My dad was military so we moved around the country a lot. The last time we moved before he retired I just kind of gave up on making friends at my new school. I went to class, went home, did homework, played games, and repeat.
>deep, resonating voice
>broad shouldered
>naturally ''can push a car with one hand'' strong
>mean-looking face with big, almost schizo-looking eyes
And yet I intentionally seldom assert myself as I'm scared to scare. How do I get out of this mindset? I'm at a point where I change streets at night when I see a stranger EVEN if said-stranger is male. I got assaulted twice and didn't fight back because I was too self-aware and scared of the hypothetical consequences of fighting back.
It's poisoning my life. I wish I could fuck off back to a harsh, isolated environment where my genes probably come from.
>>29918696
You sound like a giant pussy. Post pics.
>>29918696
You big fucking baby, just kill yourself
>>29918717
That'stheproblem.jpg
>>29918719
I tried killing myself twice with ''fool-proof'' methods and said-methods failed. I went to the hospital and didn't require treatments. Doctors there didn't know why. First attempt involved electricity and an ungodly amount of drugs.
