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So why aren't you having a nice daily jog when it's been proven to reduce depression and anxiety?
It's way too fucking hot outside
I hate the summer. It makes me fat.
Why would you want to be soaked in sweat? That's disgusting.
I run on the beach with my gf and our 2 dogs, then swim in the water its great
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Who else /failure/ here?
I had once chance to make it into that college, and I ranked 673. They take 640.
I was 0.8% away from that.
Life of NEET awaits, /r9k/...
Sooo, why not the next best college?
I'm going to college now, wish summer was over because I get to live on the bigger campus this year. Going to have a lot of fun and join some of the things I didn't have time for last year
>>29922357
do a trade desu
>Be me
>Grade 6
>Yo-yos are the newest fad at school
>This might be my only chance to impress a girl so I buy a Yo Yo
>I spend WEEKS practicing until I am a master of the Yo
>Decide its finally time
>The next day at school, I show off all of my tricks pulling them off perfectly
>"That's "pretty good" Anon
> But then chad comes up
>"Hey Anon I can Yo yo too"
>Chad fucks up the easiest trick
>"Oh my god chad you're really good"
That was my one chance and Chad ruined it
Why do robots always wind up investing tons of time and resources into stupid shit in hopes of getting an unrealistic outcome? It's like you set yourself up for failure
>>29922336
I was a kid and I really thought it would work, Looking back on it I should've known it would backfire
>>29922366
I don't mean this specific instance, I just mean robots generally always go overboard on new hobbies thinking a girl will fall for them as a result and wind up in the red with nothing to show for it.
Just do what you like at your own pace and the rest will follow.
>dad is turning into a depressed loser because of mid life crysis
>tries to live vicariously through me
>makes me drink with him and listen to his dumb normie philosophy
i had gay sex by putting my penis into a pussy.
>>29922301
Does he have a beard?
>>29922314
yeah. OP's mom.
>break up with this girl
>legitimately stay friends, play league together etc.
>she gets knocked up with some loser's kid
>i get new gf
>ex starts realizing that she made a mistake breaking up with me
>tells me she made a horrible mistake
>sorry.jpg
>she asks if I can get her a baby shower present
>I have a decent salary so I say sure, I'll even get her something kind of pricey
So the questions is this: am I the bigger cuck for buying her something, or is her poor boyfriend the bigger cuck for letting me do this for her after she's said on several occasions she should have stayed with me.
>>29922279
Being friends with your ex is hard for me (I've tried but never succeeded) so congrats on that.
I don't see a problem with buying her something, I mean you're close friends with her it sounds like.
As long as you dont start dating her again then you arent being a cuck
Get her a framed photograph of the two of you together for the present.
>it's another episode of anon why aren't you married or dating?
>Hey anon I can hook you up with a friends daughter, you're a handsome guy, stop fucking around
Why do normies do this? Like you're put right on the spot, maybe I don't date because I'm an autistic shitter who is secretly gay, but can't get my dick up because of the plethora of antidepressants I'm on. :^)
>>29922261
let me fuck you in the asshole then you won't need to worry about your ED
>>29922261
>>29922308
This guy gets it, is there room for two OP?
>>29922261
Just a tip for you robots. The only reason normies say "why arent you dating/youre a nice guy why aren't you married" is because they are trying to put you down. No matter how nice they say it, the implication is that there must be something wrong with you. Unless it comes from your mother, they are trying to make you feel like shit. Or trying to put you in your place.
And it doesnt stop with getting a girl. After getting a girl, it will be "anon, why arent you married? Anon, why havent you moved in together? Anon, why dont you have kids yet, youre not getting any younger? Anon, youre not having just one kid are you? Only children are spoiled!" Ect.
Why do (You) think you deserve someone to spend the rest of your life with?
>>29922235
no one deserves anything, things just happen.
>>29922235
I don't deserve it at all, but that doesn't stop me wanting it. We all want to be loved.
Because I can offer the same thing in return.
Though I'll acknowledge I don't deserve it, nor have I done anything to earn or merit it.
>Tfw new gf tells me how she likes sex.
Into the fucking trash she goes, I hate having an awkward breakup every time I find out a girl isn't a virgin. If I'm honest people call me an asshole, if lie I am an asshole.
Why does this have to be so difficult?
There has to be a better way of meeting decent girls because I'm getting sick of going through the entire process of getting a date and ending it a week later.
>>29922161
How could you possibly be close enough to someone to be their bf but not whether they're a virgin or not?
Learn how to relationship/bond better
Bait harder next time, kissless dateless virgin.
>>29922410
I don't know, she was the one who said it. I mentioned that a girl I dated in highschool was really irritating and I guess she saw it as the right time to show that she's a whore.
Post positive and negative traits about yourself.
I'll start:
Pros:
>6'1"
>skinny/fit/ approaching ottermode
>decent sense of fashion
>good hygiene and grooming
>financially stable
>ok job
>Above average according to non family members (7.5/10)
Shit:
>Eurasian/supreme gentleman
>emotionally abusive ans overbearing mom with high expectations.
>physically abusive and alcoholic dad
>socially disastrous
>only form of social communication is with coworkers when necessary, while shopping, on vidya, and on Mongolian throat singing forum.
>no friends
>never had a gf in any form
>5.5 inch penis (everyone says it's average but it feels small as fuck).
>>29922148
>Eurasian/supreme gentleman
all you white boys with an asian fetish should keep this in mind. you are dooming your sons if you go through with it. we'll have endless mass shootings as your deformed sons come of age. think of the children.
>>29922148
Pros:
>I'm not overweight
>Nice chin
>8 inch cock
>Have had gfs
>not a virgin
Cons
>NEET
>5'8
>Shitty hairline
>Bad facial hair
>Big ass nose
>Half Blind
>1 friend
>Single for 8 months
>Bad hygiene
Good:
>6'4"
>not fat
>ok hygiene
Bad:
>dead end, minimum wage
>ugly (no chin, no jawline, asymmetrical face)
>skelly (145 lbs.)
>Pepperoni face acne
>Raised as an orphan
>social confidence and social life is zero
>Only form of hobby or pastime is vidya and shitposting.
>"Nah, dude, just be yourself. Everything will work out fine."
>"Yeah, anon, just be yourself. There's someone out there for everyone."
What do
>>29922130
you two are the gayest motherfuckers i kno
go out there and b urslf
>>29922130
Take a muscle relaxer and get your ass out there?
The only available seat is the one across from her, you have a back injury which means you can't stand for the journey.
>>29922127
Uh, and?
Take the seat.
>>29922127
I'd sit on the steps to the rear door
Roastie powers nullified
So, are you still?
> mfw I was supposed to carry that weight
> mfw 5'7", 120lbs manlet skeleton
> mfw I disappointed Spike
>>29922094
WEIGHT
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No. I'm like >>29922112, but taller. I can't carry weight much mate.
>>29922112
How did you disappoint him? He died.
I have complied a list of Video location for Rodge's 21 videos. This file will included in the compilation 'Elliot megadoxx' later. 2 of the locations I am uncertain of, and hope the /r9k/ community may be able to assist
textupload////er.com/5ibf5
Remove the 4 forwardslashed, the robot thinks the supreme gentleman is spam
>>29922078
Bumping Elliot thread
Will repost at 6pm and 10pm, hopefully with the final compilation
>>29922078
OP if you're the guy who's planning to make a big elliot christmas thread this christmas, with all unreleased elliot files only available to some lawyer or something. Does that include 24 videos on his phone and over 400 pictures of which about 200 are selfies? I've read about this in the isla vista investigative summary.
Do we get to see his medical records?
I just kissed a girl bros
>just got back from my first date ever
>get dinner, then coffee, then walk around
>girl drops me home
>wants to see my room, awkwardly show her it
>she has to go because she has work early
>makes out with me outside her car (I had no idea what I was doing)
>asks when we want to hang next
>>29921985
good for you anon. i'm glad someone is having a good thing happen to them today.
>>29921985
>my first date ever
The back story?
>>29921985
You're not welcome here anymore.
Will you ever experience love?
>>29921975
no,
does having a crash count?(I used to have)
I never loved someone and always had trouble to even empathize with my family. So probably no.
>>29921987
We all used to have it
