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who /taters/ here?
just had one for breakfast, microwaved, plain, no salt or butter.
>>29923624
are you an Irishman?
>>29923624
Is that a King Edward?
>>29923642
>/r9k/ - Horticulture
[rouse me from sleep]
[unable to rouse]
at least have sweet dreams
>>29923608
Let's not make this more complicated than it is
>>29923608
>wOMEN ARE LIKE SO EVIL AND SHALLOW XD THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS AND APPEARANCES
>omg i would NEVER date an ugly girl
i fell really sad for whoever gets married in this day and age.. i really do
Yeah why limit yourself to one girl if you can just stay independent and fuck a new girl every week.
I just can't believe any male would willingly sign a marriage contract in modern society.
There are no benefits for a male to get married. None. Not a single one, and "tax benefits" is negligible. But a woman? A woman gets to steal hundreds of thousands of dollars from the man, even if she had a great job while married to him. It's absolute bullshit.
You'd have to be a massive, massive cuckold to get married.
>>29923590
Why does this guy always where that stupid key around his neck?
Is anybody familiar with vague invitations?
Situation:
>Visit female friend a week ago
>No crush just be clear no netflix and chill
>Watch many movies and eat noodles
>She had alot of fun, hints at maybe see'ing eachother on Monday
>Weekend, we're chatting on Whatsapp
>2hours in conversation, she doesn't make the move
>Monday passes and no invite, just more chat
>Assume she lost interest
>Tuesday, she says out of nowhere: "maybe we can do something on wednesday, but its not sure...
>Suggest to push it back a day
>She'll tell me later
>Wednesday, she invites me all of a sudden on Wednesday
>Nigga i aint prepared i smell like shit
>Oh ok tomorow maybe
>Exit's Whatsapp without telling me the time
Why do some people do this, why can't they formally say "Hey want to do something with me on Wednesday at X time?
But no, they make the day extremely vague, and they dont even tell you what time to come over.
Why do people do this?
Then you say "I can be over that at X:XX, is that good?"
>WHAT IS A VAGUE INVITATION MY DEAR GENTLEMEN???
Do you have autism?
I have a friend who's always asking for advice in this situation. i just want to shout "SHES NOT INTERESTED, STOP TRYING"
if women weren't cunts who got off on leading guys on, he'd get the honest "no" that he needs to move on with his life.
>>29923620
When i ask what time to come she just says "come whenever you want"
As i said its extremely vague, i could be there at 9 o clock in the morning and she doesn't give a shit.
She very clearly loves hanging around with me, but why does she got to look so uninterested?
>WHAT IS A VAGUE INVITATION MY DEAR GENTLEMEN???
I never asked that question, you're the autist here, i asked if you were familiar with them personally.
Why are females so obsessed with "confidence" and "insecurity"? I browsed a normieboard for locals in my area and both men and women seem to argue back and forth about this. Like it's so fucking stupid these guys fall for women doing typical face saving bullshit talking about one thing when they mean another.
Females want a guy that will talk to cover up they have nothing to say, you have to be "confident" and make your armcandy look good by association.
Go outside. Spend some time with nature. Nitpicking a "normieboard" that you elected to browse in an attempt to meet someone new will not help you.
Reflect on yourself and your values, rather than evaluating what "others" prioritize in courtship practices.
Advice dispensed. Exit 0
>implying I'm trying to meet anyone
Although to be fair, we'll chalk up each person I don't meet up with as a fail.
What's this courtship and advice shit?
I'm observing normies. They're much different in cyberspace than they're wild habitat but not by much.
I go outside often enough now a days. Funny that you'd accuse me of being disconnected when I'm telling you exactly what I seen from normies engaging one another idealistically.
>>29923528
They want a guy that will stand up for them, because they don't want to fucking deal with it.
Also, women are very hateful creatures that love drama.
If Chad is an alpha male white normie name, write some robot names here.
>>29923488
Nathan, Jimmy, Terry, Jason,
>>29923488
Cornelius
I will not be muted for 2 seconds
>>29923488
Rodge ofc
that kid's a faggot
>>29923451
Leave this guy and his mom alone you asshole
STOP POSTING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU AUTIST
YOU'LL MAKE REVEIWBRAH MAD/SAD
FUCKING DIE YOU FAGGOT REEEEEEEEE
I am severely depressed.
Would a (you) help? also, i know that feel.
>>29923440
Join the cIub XD
>>29923440
We all are. I woke up this morning after 4 hours of sleep crying into my pillow and having nightmare-level anxiety about my health and career/love prospects.
Start making jokes about it, make yourself useful.
I'd like to bring to everyone's attention the fact that the money grabbing parents of Elliot's room-mates are the reason we currently don't have his new videos, selfies and internet history.
all 24 videos and over 400 pictures from his phone?
>>29923418
But we will still have them in November, right?
>>29924362
>>29924383
Should do. Depends how long this fucking case takes.
How can Nerdic and Anglo """men""" compete?
mad italian spotted
by being every other male model i guess
>>29923388
anglos and the barbarian germanics cannot compete with the master med race
How many of you femanons have nudes on the net? And how did they end up there? Did you post them on 4chan or somewhere else or sent them to someone who spread them?
>>29923335
Like twenty, sperglord bf upped them. Couple with half face shown, worst with spread butthole. Whatever.
>>29923373
>roastie BTFO
Shouldn't have broken up with him bitch
>>29923373
>>>/cgl/
ssssoriginal
Woman hate thread
Why are these cunts allowed to get away with this?
Wow
Orio
Thought that was Jack Black before I enlarged it.
>>29923253
Why are MRAs always fat neckbeards?
>tfw can't buy cigs because no money
>tfw can't buy e juice because no money
Who /cravingnicotine/ here?
>>29923249
running 40mg nic
>iktf
>not smoking your ciggy butts
Do you even ?
>>29923249
Buy rolling tobacco packs you faggot! Its cheaper.
>enter marathon
>first prize is a gf
>race starts
>immediately trip and break my fucking knee
>muscular dude says to me, "What's the matter? Just walk it off bro."
>he races to the end at a ridiculously fast speed and wins the gf
>can barely stand up due to my injury
>have to drag myself to the hospital
>people keep walking by and laughing
>when I ask for help, they just say shit like, "you just have to try harder, man"
>two days later, not even half way there
>tired, hungry, in great pain
>knee swollen and grotesque
>ready to give up
>soon this van drives by
>two men come out
>they say something like, "Here's another one" and pull me inside
>black out
>wake up and see my knee is healed
>look around, see I'm in what looks like some sort of zoo exhibit, built deep into the ground
>there are ponds and trees and everything
>looks up and see people laughing at me
>try to yell for help but they just throw what looks like pieces of fried chicken at me
>hear something behind me
>turn around and see a horrible mutated frog monster
>scream and try to run away, but there start to appear more of them
>the audience is loving this, and further cries for help are just ignored by them
>spend the rest of the day trying to avoid the other frog monsters but they keep sneaking up behind me and licking me or relieving themselves near or on me
>eventually, get so thirsty I have to drink the disgusting pond water
>only food I can eat are the pieces of chicken thrown at us
>spend next few days drinking the water and eating the chicken
>water and food start to be more appetizing
>frogs start to treat me better, I find them less monstrous also
>audiences jeers become more tolerable
>start to feel more sluggish and strange over the days
>see my skin changing into a greenish color
>one day hardly feel human anymore
>mfw catch a glimpse of my reflection in the water
>mfw I see what I've become now
Cool blog anon. Want to come to the white house and tell me more?
I was one of these green bastards the entire time.
Got me a good laugh
Just got fired for the first time in my life today, lads, and I'm determined to make the best of it.
I'm a student but was planning to take a break from university until January. I don't have any outstanding bills, aside from a small motorcycle payment that I make monthly. My savings aren't huge, but they're big enough. I'm planning to sell my laptop and Xbox and TV, hitchhike to visit a friend in West Virginia, and then go live in a third-world shit-hole like India or Colombia for half a year or more.
I'm very well-traveled and have done shit like this before, albeit not so spontaneously. I lived in New Delhi for a year and a half and hitchhiked from London to Istanbul and around Iceland.
I should be pissed about getting fired, but I thought about it - I don't have to pay any of my bills (I can cancel car insurance, won't need a phone bill, etc) except that single payment and like $20/month on a tiny credit card bill. I can do whatever the fuck I want, for the first time in a long time.
So adios, Robotos. I'll leave to see my friend tomorrow or the day after, gonna sell my laptop, and enjoy my fucking life for a while. Fuck wageslavery, I'm gonna be my own nigga until I can take classes again.
>>29923114
You're going to college, you're life is already hugely better than mine. So you had to work shitty jobs for a couple of years of your life, big fucking deal, I'm 35 and driving a forklift.
>>29923114
What laptop?
>>29923161
I'm not complaining, m8, I'm in an amazing fucking mood. This is a great opportunity for me to go make the best of my life instead of moping over this shit job (it actually wasn't shit, I got paid to go on 4chan and watch YouTube pretty much).
>>29923192
Asus G75
