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Do you believe in Chaos or in Order? Which one do you follow?
the only real chaos is in human emotions
everything else is pretty orderly
Chaos is an illusion caused by imperfect knowledge. In reality all matter has a single source, namely the concious self... the entity through which all existence is made manifest.
Internally we see order as technological development, as the world progresses the illusion is further shattered
You make it sound like it has to be one or the other. Chaos begets order and order begets chaos, and that's how it always is.
Get in here friends
no bully edition
whats up naggers :^^))
i've come to bully and ruin this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvHR87IB-LI
>>29927544
i really dislike that song
I'm feeling generous today as I've been doing well recently. I'll pay for whoever posts their pizza and drink order first, from the pizza place of your choice.
Rules:
> 1 large pizza
> 1 2-liter drink
> must be in the US
>>29927195
7813 gephart avenue bell gardens CA 90201
pepsi
pepperoni
>>29927210
you live in bell XDDDD that place is for poor fucks
(609) 371-7272 Papa Johns
Pick Up
Pizza:
Large bacon
Drink:
2-liter pepsi
Put it under "Ivo"
Plz, im hungry and ate nothing yet.
I just got called for a second interview!
I could either be doing a mail room job or groundskeeping job.
But here is the issue, I have to be at work at 6am everyday and work is 30min away!
HELP!
I'd be getting paid like $15 or so an hour with benefits but holy shit it's so early
idk if I can do this guys...
Anyone else have experience with early morning jobs? I get up at 7am everyday, but getting up at 4:50am to get ready sounds so fucked up...
Also pic is mfw I dread getting up at the ass crack of dawn
>>29927120
you just have to get in the routine of it
it'll be shit at first but if you can consistently get up for like 5 days straight at that hour you'll be good
you can do it anon!
mushroom lungs
Please tell me im not the only person in a religous community, its literally a goldmine of feels, if you grew up religous you damn well know how it feels
>tfw Im trapped i. Judaism and Im too autistic to make money or to get married
Please Achmed, come to LA and murder me, I beg you.
>parents thought me teachings of Islam
>always stay humble
>never be an egoist
>always help others doesn't matter the end cause
>never talk if you have nothing useful to say
Now everybody tells me I am autistic. While I am just following my religion for years and don't know better.
Hold me jewish bro
>>29927083
Hey I have a question, when hou see hijabi girls, do you go into hopeless despair mode? whT do you think? why do hou think it makes you do that? can you red pill me on hijabi girls? i think it can also be applied to frum jewish chicks
hey I just want you to know Islam is a man made religion and you shouldnt feel bad for not praying 5 times s and stuff. Hashem loves you anon. Are you Arab btw?
>>29927083
Anyway the stuff youlisted actally brings you closer To Allah. You are go8ng the right wqy. Disregard society's standards qnd do the r8ght thing. If it was easy, if there was zero opposition, if the truth was clear, Allah would have just made us angels.
Is it really this fucking easy?
>>29927017
if she jsut broke up with a guy or maybe she's nympho or maybe she thinks ur hot
If youre good looking yeah
it is if ur hot ;)
>tfw i are six whole mozzarella sticks and now i feel awful
They just looked so tasty
>>29926990
Get your shit together fat fuck
>>29926990
>ywn turn yourself in to mozzarella sticks
I are what I eat.
> Meet girl on the interwebs less than a month ago, lives across the country
> Extremely minor internet "celeb", has about a dozen or so orbiters/neckbeards
> Clingy as fuck, constantly demands I videochat with her all the time
> Out of nowhere tells me she's buying plane tickets to visit me; says I'm a "huge reason why"
> Keep telling her that she needs to not be impulsive and I don't know my schedule
> Bought the fucking tickets anyway while visibly seeing/hearing how hesitant and uncomfortable I was
> Can't go ghost and block her on everything or else she'll get her orbiters/neckbeards to dox me and stalk me
> Now I feel obligated to visit her while she's visiting the city
> Have extreme anxiety, have to spend a day or two in a major city while not losing my shit
What the fuck do I do?
>>29926969
What the fuck is wrong with you? This girl is clearly interested in you, os probably very cute of she has so many orbiter,, and you just call her intrusive and don't want to see her? You don't even have to pay or do anythin,, why the fuck are you hesitant
>what the fuck do I do?
Give me her skype.
>>29927016
She's textbook MPDG, and not that interesting. She's sweet as can be, but we don't share too many interests outside of music/TV/art, and she can't hold a conversation about a deep topic.
On top of that, I have extreme anxiety and avoid large crowds/city environments because of that, and now I'm going to have to go into a major city with her while trying not to lose composure.
Do any of you cyborgs/normies/fembots use this app?
What's the appeal? I've not had a phone all my life up until this week and I've been looking into these normalfag apps. How the fuck does this shit work?
Doesn't eggman use this app?
How do you add people?
Do you have Snapchat? Post username
Redpill me on Snapchat.
Roastie detected.
Sage
snapchat is only normie if you use it to communicate with normies.
That being said someone pls post usernames
From what I understand it's a messaging up with the gimmick of deleting messages after a period of time. So why can't other messaging apps just add this functionality to make this app redundant?
How does it make you feel that other sites steal your OC, /r9k/? I saw the original thread here yesterday and then I see it posted on Hiddenlol, probably someone screenshoted it (badly) fron plebbit
>>29926927
Reeee I remember that post
>>29926927
Leddit has been stealing our memes before they even got called memes, nobody gives a fuck about clickbait sites though.
>hiddenlol
isn't that site full of edgelords? why would you wanna go there?
>Tfw no qt 3.14 gf to say good morning to
>>29926832
>tfw no qt 3.14 bf to give a good morning kiss on the cheek to
>>29926865
;__________;
oergan
>Tfw 3D is shit anyway
I had a really sensual masturbation experience this morning. I had edged the night before but for some reason I ended up not finishing, this made the night's sleep hell, I must have woke up 8-10 times at night from my erection and wanting a release from it. When morning finally came I was lying in bed, hard, but I wasn't sure if I wanted to fap yet. I kind of enjoyed the desperate feeling out of my cock. Eventually I start lightly humping the air, thrusting my hips and it made me even harder, then I started rubbing my nipples, which nipple play is something I've had zero interest in and never done in my life before this, and it was driving me crazy my dick was covered in precum, I got even more erect. I then took some of the precum from my dick and rubbed it on my nipples and started squeezing them and I almost felt like if I kept this up I could cum handsfree. Few minutes pass and I decide this is as good a time as its ever gonna be to put a finger in my butt, so I do it, and I put in two, and I'm just gently rubbing my prostate and at this point my dick is just begging me for a release, so I jerk it off and I came in about 10 seconds.
Honestly was an amazing experience. I wanted to tell somebody, since I can't talk about it with any online friends. The most sensual experience I've ever had with myself.
>>29926819
Am I a fag, guys?
>>29927092
nigga you wiped precum on your tits and fingered your ass, you're gay af
>>29926819
maybe. do you like dicks?
Why do gringlets get so butthurt in the presence of racially superior Mexican men? Is it jealousy because we make them seem inadequate and beta in front of their women by comparison? jajajaja
People don't like other people especially if they look different. You should Google what an ego is; it's very fragile.
ESTA BUENO! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA XDDDDDDDDD
>>29926852
But why are your egos so fragile when you're supposedly superior to all the shitskins?
>Look at that man's face!
Why why why why why why why does this have to be my life?
When this happened to me for the first time I just felt good for someone calling me a man.
>at market
>woman tells her daughter "behave or that man will take you"
>someone pretends to puke when they see you
>someone barks at you
Congrats, wagecuck! Today is your "hump-day". Just think, only three more days of work until your glorious 48 hour break!
Well, I guess it's only 32 hours after you count the time you sleep. And you'll have to go to bed early on Sunday so you aren't tired for work, so lets call it 30 hours. The you need to factor the hour drive home on friday, and there on monday, bringing it down to 28 hours.
But hey, that's still alright, isn't it? Then it'll only be another 5 days of work until it starts all over again?
get a job nigger
(originagasaki)
Hmm, all the wagies must be at work. It's probably for the best. If Mr. Shecklestien found them on 4chan, they would surely be fired.
Such is life for the wagecuck.
>>29926732
Thisis on page 5.
