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what's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you at someone else's house?
mine is
>be 20
>stay up most of the night playing vidya with a friend
>we go to bed during the day
>I end up having a wet dream about fucking a hot ass
>wake up cumming with my friend sleeping a foot away from me
>go to bathroom and try to clean it with paper towels but most of it is in my pubes
>shortly after that woke my friend up to say I was going home
>see his mom when I'm leaving she asks were he is
>say he's pooping
>hoble to the car
>get home
>feel like shit
I jave never ejaculated by a dream... How common is it?
I was at a friend's birthday party and accidentally said "Fuck you!" to his father because I thought it was a different person (I was a bit tips). Made me feel like a real piece of shit and our friendship died, even though he didn't hear me say it.
>>29930683
when I don't fap for a week or more it usually happens.
I WAS MADE FUN OF FOR PLAYING POKEMON IN HIGHSCHOOL
I WAS BULLIED
WHY DO THESE NORMIES GET TO HAVE FRIENDS AND GO AROUND TO PARKS AND SOCIALIZE WITH POKEMON GO????? WHY DO THEY GET A PASS???????
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
you were bullied because they wanted to bully you, it had nothing to do with pokemon. if pokemon didnt exist it would have been something else
These glasses could have gotten you bullied in school a decade ago. Now they're the shit.
>Wow, you don't have Pokemon Go anon?
>Ooh, look Chad! A Jigglypuff is nearby!
How come women never fart?
Is it just not biologically possible?
Or are they storing it in a sack in their anus so they can use it to deter attackers?
Or do they just let loose on Chad's dick and face while he sleeps?
>>29930403
Girls fart, they just only fart around people they are close with where it'd be funny. Like how you fart around your bros and only around your bros because it's funny, girl are the same you've just never been close enough with a girl that she would do that. Plus girls diets are different so they don't fart as much or as loud usually.
My gf has thick thighs and a big pale ass and when we get back from the gym she chugs a protein shake then lets out protein farts on my face and on my dick when I fuck her in the ass. Pretty hot desu.
females fart more frequently than males and thier farts are scientifically proven to smell worse than male farts
fucking breedercucks
>le *BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP*
you fucking animals
>>29930478
So they let loose on Chad's dick and face? Alright. Makes sense.
If you could watch any movie for the first time again, what would it be?
The Jerk
>>29930374
Interstella 5555
the homemovies of my life
Anon! Mommies got some warm fudge for your dessert! Hot and steamy right from mommies special secret oven!
Here it comes! "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNGnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGngnGNgnhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnngHHHHHHHHHHHHHngnNGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNnnnnnnnngGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNGNNNG *brap* HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNGGGGG
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*plop plop* Eat up anon! While it's hot!"
>>29930370*farts*xd
>>29930370
uh..l wanted tendies...
Get some more gifs anon.
At least braapp-san mixes it up
My love, she gazes through a wound of a man who she has shot. She wanted to know. She knows the silence within and she wants to learn what is inside.
pic related
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wtf u tlkn bout op
Anons are cunts
>>29930308
Shut up nerd.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
anyone else /acne/ here? i know its common for early twenty year olds to still get acne, but its still out of hand
i need skin care tips plz
>>29930273
Cut your face off. That should do it.
>>29930273
The best skin care tip is to go to a doctor instead of getting broscience that most likely will only work for the person who posts it.
>tfw never got acne
Ha, sucks to have shit tier genetics
any else factorio?
literally the perfect game for robot autists like you and me
>that satisfying feeling when you set up something that works
Never played it . The gameplay looks interesting, but the artwork puts me off. The brown and gray looks a bit depressing.
>>29930365
>put off by depressing artwork
not a robot desu, true robots live in brown squalor
It's really fun.
Other good games:
Dwarf Fortress
Roguelikes in general like nethack to UnReal world
>...But you know, we're both boys anon.
>>29930257
This is the perfect description for why gendershit is fucking retarded.
What is your reaction?
>Oh, of course you are! (Proceed to talk about male narratives)
How insane does that sound?
>>29930257
The only true form of love. If it's not a boy then it's not love.
>>29930257
I'm imagining it with a filipino accent, turned me off
You are just now getting home from work, wagecuck? They sure cuck you hard with work, and you fall for it all the time. Well, it's almost bedtime. No rest for the weary.
>>29930209
Thisthread has no replies. I wonder if he had to stay overtime.
>>29930209
>>29930778
>>29930778
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING WAGEKEKS STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hahah payday today, NEETKEK. What's that? Can't hear you because I'm too busy eating at a fancy restaurant that I PAID with my OWN money
Who high test here?
I have 30nmol/l test in my blood.
standard is between 12 to 30/40 nmol/l
Could explain my hairloss...but still I have all the negative symptoms of somebody with low test.
That image is bullshit. I have low test And the only symptoms there that I've experienced were low sex drive, weight gain and desire to kill myself.
>>29930184
>high test
Chicken or egg, idk.
I have the genetics for high test but never did tell for myself.
Does high testosterone cause happiness? Or does happiness cause high testosterone?
Just be active and stay positive.
>>29930258
I don't know.
Doc got it tested for me due to depression and whatever else.
Could have been due to low test levels, but it wasn't.
Also have hard time to get any muscle gains.
Fellow robots, please list your finest memes; I am attempting to preserve the feels for posterity.
>>29930114
have one of my quality meme good sir
Vkkcllo
Please post your rarest Pepes.
What kind of man is / was your father /r9k/?
Do you have any photos of yourself with him?
He's a haemorrhoid, also very unintelligent. I don't like either of my parents
Huge stoner/skater
Was heavily involved with the hare Krishna movement. Attracted tons of women throughout his 20s and 30s somehow.
He's lonely and crazy now though. He always wants me to visit but idk what we'd do.
Autistic, but very dedicated to his family.
He yells a lot and spooks the hell out of me.
I used to hide in my room just weeping as a child, I was convinced he'd murder us one day. He cold-clocked me once, which made things worse. As a teenager I fantasized about murdering him constantly, then I'd just drink until I wasn't scared anymore.
We're on better terms now.
>27 y/o
>3world country
>neet
>live with parents
>lost feels long time ago
>INTP
>manlet
>no friends no gf ofc
should i search for a job, get fit and all that? im not sure if i am in time to make it...
any recommendations/input/ succes stories?
>>29930053
If robots in a good country can't make it how do you think you will, fucktard?
>>29930053
If that's a doujin then plz sauce me, good sir.
>>29930253
its not, sorry f4m
>>29930155
i just think that i should do a final effort, but i guess your dubs prove you right
Is anyone else here interested in living forever?
Obviously not forever forever, but, around 500 years more or something. Maybe even more. I personally would like to live until we conquer other planets.
I've pondered this numerous times. I would like to live forever, or 500 years in your example. But I'd only do it if I had a body that had more privilege. My current body sucks. Hopefully I get a better roll next time.
I wonder how your mind would evolve if you NEET for like 100 years
I wonder if I'd lose my virginity if I lived 500 years.
