Why is it that normies don't respect anything? Not even places where people come to pay respects, pray and seek refuge. I'm genuinely mad about this
Fuck Pokemon GO
If it's open to the public they can go whereever the fuck they want
Well, to be fair it kinda is a dumb idea to try to ban a phone application at churches, cemetaries and museums.
But yes, normies don't have any sense of respect for most things
Pokemon Go is hilarious
Today I learned how life doesn't change only you, but also the others
>be me
>coming home from university
>after leaving a train see a girl that I used to talk all the time with
>didnt see her for like 4-5 years
>we were in the same class from 1st-8th class
>she was never popular had 1-2 friends, pretty lonely for a girl and didn't look good
>we...
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>>29932756
>roasties will only care for you as long as they can't get someone better
>>29932809
Thanks for the (You), robo
What a bitch. She doesn't deserve your attention. She doesn't deserve genuine kindness and acceptance if she so quickly pushes it away.
this is enough for the robot
returning from the graveyard
>>29932728
time to bitch about how you'll never have a dominant girlfriend or about how your girlfriend won't abuse the shit out of you
>>29933718
yeah, that's right
you first
Is bbt the greatest robot show ever made? It's really helped us become accepted by normies and it's humor is so spot on. I'm glad to see our culture and quirky dysfunctional personalities being represented positively
I'm glad to see bernie's titties in all honesty
>nerds
>all their gfs are hot
BAZOPPLE!
>tfw 22 years old and never been approached by a girl
Neither had Elliot Rodger
Did you ever approach a girl yourself?
>ifunny
Underage please
>>29932616
Why would I approach them when the fact they've never approached me clearly means they find me repulsive?
Goddammit, I've been mixing up ejuice in my spare time and I'm addicted. I'm probably going to start my own juice line - why does vaping have such a bad image?!
>>29932551
Nicotine is a shit drug
It looks super autistic
People think its completely harmless and "it's literally water vapor"
>>29932685
>Nicotine is a shit drug
What? It's like coffee, stimulants are awesome.
>It looks super autistic
Do you even realize where we are?
>>29932841
no need to make yourself appear more autistic than needed
>tfw I am the one white person black people like and are cool with
feels good
>tfw I am the one white person jewish people like because I look like Larry David
heh
>>29932546
Bill Clinton? What are you doing here?
With all the racial shit the media is stirring up (while pretending to be interested in "peace and equality" kek), I'm staying the hell away from blacks for the time being.
Does anyone remember a person that went under the name "Futureguy" who posted here about 5 or 6 years ago? I haven't been on this board since about that time, but i have thought about it ever since. I remember it was archived at the time it was posted, but when i looked for it a few years ago it was all but gone. It was perhaps one of the best and most entertaining things I read on this board in its heyday.
The OP was honestly either from the fucking future or he was incredibly creative with all of his answers. I assume he probably read a lot of sci...
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Bump
I actually remember some of the things he was claiming would happen in the not so distant future if anyone is interested
you must have to mention something about being a virgin or hating women to get seen on this board anymore
I doubt it was that long ago, but I do remember an anon to be claiming to be from the future.
Who here /policeofficer/?
>anticipated Pokemon go distracted driving tickets
If your legit a cop that is pretty badass not gonna lie. Has being a robot changed how you do your job? If I was a cop I would make it a personnel goal to pull over as many chads as I could
fuk da poliec!`1
>>29932537
I am not a robot and that is a gross abuse of your position.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZQ-2rV2zQ
>tfw you will never sex with an uncircumcised penis
>tfw head of penis feels like sandpaper
why even bother continuing life?
tfw my dick wasn't hacked apart.
feels good mang
>>29932549
*softly*
reeee...
>>29932502
But le dick cheese meme!!!
le cheese LMAO
>girlfriend says she wants to try DP with me and a friend
>do it
>she's no longer satisfied when it's just me
Should I just kill myself?
Please do so.
One less normalfag on this godforsaken earth is always better.
>>29932387
No, you must obviously kill her and fuck your friend instead.
Kill your gf, the chad, and yourself.
Normalfags need to die.
Fucking escorts is emotionless. I get over my hump of being a virgin but there is no intimacy and nothing afterwards.
>>29932330
If you pay theme enough they pretend to be your gf.
>>29932330
Remember son that they are whores, not girlfriends.
>>29932346
It doesn't matter if you have a big dick, they've had bigger. I can release myself to porn at home and not spend a penny.
If you find a good escort stay with her and don't stray.
>tfw baby face my whole life
>When I was 18 I looked 13
>When I was 21 I looked 15
>At 25, I just started looking 20
>At 35, I'm starting to look 30
If I had been born a few years later I would have gotten into mom son porn.
In fact, theres got to be a smart baby faced anon here that could do the same thing.
I think the next explosion in porn will be older women with 18 - 20 year old boys.
Guys...
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>>29932120
>BUkTBYWCEAAhvb5.jpg
the girl in the OP is married to an Asian guy
>>29933576
so this is what pornstars do after porn
marry asian men
>>29932120
Ah, a fellow baby face. I'm 22 now, does it get better? I don't even try with women because I don't get taken seriouslyand other reasons
Femanons, what does it feel like to have a vagina?
Like, let me ask a few questions:
>are you aware it's there at all times?
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
>how do you know when your period is coming?
>does the idea of a period gross you out?
>when you go in the water, does water go up your vagoo?
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Bumparino, laddy.
>are you aware it's there at all times?
no. it's not like we sit around with the thought of "there is a hole between my legs" in the back of our mind 24/7, same as having a dick i'd imagine
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
well its usually associated with being aroused so you can make an educated guess but im asexual desu so not the best to answer
>how do you know when your period is coming?
some girls get bloated...
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>are you aware it's there at all times?
Yes and I hate it.
>do you just know when you're wet or do you have to feel down there
Sometimes you can tell, sometimes you can't.
>how do you know when your period is coming?
Cramps and sore titties a few days before.
>does the idea of a period gross you out?
Yes and I hate it. Thankfully I don't get one.
>when you go in the water, does water go up your...
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Hey there, wagecucks.
Howdy, NEETs.
I just wanted to drop in and tell you about my relaxing month-long vacation I'm taking thanks to Uber. Because my basic cost of living is under $2k a month and because I earned over $5k last month driving only 25 hours a week, I think I'll take this whole month off to spend my extra thousand dollars on whatever I want!
Hmm, I think I'll take a lot of sunny bike rides, get some hot new clothes and maybe I'll even take a hor girl out for a tasting menu date! You know the ones, where on meal costs upwards...
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Do you really make good money off it? I was thinking about doing it since I own a car just I heard horror stories about it being a rip off and just causing wear and tear on your car.
>>29932201
Like I said, I made over $5k last month driving 25 hours a week. You do the math.
...ok, I'll do it for you.
25x4 = 100
5500/100=55
$55/hour for a whole month.
Now, take away gas costs, wear and tear, and taxes, and I get to keep just about $4000 of that. For one month of half-assed work.
Then again, I live in a prime market (SF bay area).
>>29932201
no, typically you will make less than minimum wage when you factor in the cost of gas, wear and tear, etc