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>therapist encourages me to cry
>says women like it when guys are emotional
>finally cry in front of her
>actually see disgust in her eyes
I can't believe I fell for the meme
>therapist encourages me to cry
>says women like it when guys are emotional
Women like it when *STRONG, POPULAR, ATTRACTIVE* men are emotional.
Pic related: man is talking about his Mom's death
women dont like emotional men.
women dont like nice men.
women dont like stable men.
Women dont like responsible men.
If women liked these things then their favorite characters from entertainment wouldnt always be the opposite. They would not chose actors who go through women like warm butter knige through butter.
Never, ever, take advice from women about women. As women will tell you what they want themselves to be perceived as, not what is true.
you tried this the other day
none of us are stupid enough to fall for your bait
well, unfortunately, a lot of people are, but that's beside the point
just fuck off
A milf on a dating site has given me her number and I asked her to go to a sushi bar.
Rate
>>29935362
She is just using you for free meal you poor sap.
>>29935362
Motorboatable/10
Nice jumblies. What's the face like?
>mom asked why there are so many tissues in the garbage
>>29935345
>tfw your family is in denial about your masturbation addiction
there's no way they don't know.
>>29935345
You couldn't find any tissues and have had bad allergies the past few days.
>>29935345
just flush em down the toilet after each session, at least that's what I do
honest question to female users, why do you feel the need to call yourselves fembots instead of just calling yourself a bot like everyone else
How do you know that almost all females on this board are not doing that already?
What if we're all secret fembots except for a few attention whores?
How do you know those who call themselves fembots are female?
>shaved and cut my finger nails today
/littlevictories/ thread
i love you OP
orgifvnv
>>29936903
:3c
Let's just make this a doggo thread
>>29936981
bring on the doggo my friend
Do you need some time on your own?
Do you need some time all alone?
>>29935304
I feel like that would help me atm but part of me knows deep down that it wouldn't produce that much internal change.
>>29935304
being alone didnt change things for me, just started sleeping more
November rain :)
> You are now aware that /v/ is full of teenagers.
So is /r9k/. Why should it bother me? There is no way to "fix" the "problem", so it isn't worth worrying about. I think an age limit would only make them more discreet.
>>29935263
>visit /x/ to see if someone posts spooky stuff
>half of the threads are either ayylmao conspiracy threads or flat earth retard threads
Ten years ago, we WERE those teenagers
Guise, which taem? Instincto?
>>29935253
how do you even join a team
Desu desu papu
>>29935253
asians = team yellow
normies = team red
spergs = team blue
>2016
>being a manlet when there's a free, simple way to get taller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhCqA9w2GkU
So /r9k/, now what's your excuse for being a manlet?
>>29935242
>All those youtube comments
I am as much of a desperate manlet as the next guy, but jesus christ
i want to stay a manlet so i can box in the welterweight divison
>>29935242
I don't understand this...
Gattaca leg lengthening surgeries when though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXmU1Z8PNXk
ITT: Post comfy / nostalgic games from childhood
This game I found a while ago is super comfy. It's called Starbound. You can explore different planets around different galaxies, talk with alien species, even find outer civilizations made of you own species. It's really fun and I would recommend to anyone who is interested in sandbox games.
What about you robots?
>>29935232
starbound has no content
dont buy it for above 5 bucks
actually dont buy it at all it has no drm so just pirate it
>>29935232
starbound got boring to me quick, played in alpha. Is it any good now?
Maplestory is a very comfy game, one of the best OSTs imo
>getting versalmas hat from happyville
>>29935418
also runescape gives me so much nostalgia, great music too.
>ywn experience the feeling of getting members and exploring the world again
I saw a thread like this last night and really enjoyed it so lets do it again.
Post what you're listening to robots rate and comment on what others post and get comfy
>>29935231
forgot my link ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KLw1rOtRgo&list=PLunIrIqYqs7_WwC_sAEVXrfsH9yR4bLh5
This desu. Icon For Hire is pretty good for background music.
>>29935410
I'll give it a go with a little dash of oregano
>literally naked girl pics general
What's the point of this board? I can just find this stuff for myself, and even then /b/ has the same shit.
>>29935227
This board is for people who hate and renounce women yet have an entire board dedicated to talking about women
>>29935227
>>29935288
Yes. /r9k/ is pure degeneracy, I see porn and nude selfies of sluts and whores on the catalog page basically every single day now.
I regret coming back here. This place was always degenerate. I feel bad too, because there are some good people that come here.
So... What you niggas posting around here?
When will you guys realize your virginity is worthless? You get older and uglier and more repulsive by the day. Just swallow your pride and lose it already.
>>29935208
Huhh you think we're not trying?
Someone call that number and tell me what happens.
>>29936465
You will probably be redirected by the studio to an audio advertisement for the movie.
how do you guys order pizzas?
I can't because I have to use nonfree software to order
>>29935187
>tfw the botnet wants you to starve
>>29935139
You write out what you're going to say too...?
I do that with all my phone conversations. Sometimes I spell then phonetically so I don't fuck up a hard or tounge tied word.
I donate 40% of my pay to charity.
I never go out. I don't buy anything other than the occasional game on steam. I eat the cheapest food available and live in a shitty 1 bedroom apartment.
The only thing that stops me killing myself is knowing my existence helps those less fortunate than me.
I may live a long and shitty life full of loneliness, but at least I'd have suffered it for a greater good of helping people.
Anyone else in a similar situation?
Give me your money you mong, screw the charities who knows where that money goes anyway.
>>29935099
Dude, you should watch your money closely if you are hoping it actually gets used to help people.
Most charities are trash and waste everything on administrative fees, even the "good" ones.
It's most efficient to just give people the money directly.
Maybe spend some of that money on therapy m8.
Also, don't just huck your money into any old charity. Make sure you know the charity is legitimate. Lots of charities are really ingenuine and are more interested in jewing your money out of your wallet than in actually helping people.
Also focus on helping people in the first world. People in the third world are, I hate to say it, just fucked and your money can help them, but it will help them live a shitty, powerless life and their children will be in the exact same boat they are after you die.
Whereas, in the first world, people you help might actually be able to go on and do something to change things, so that people in the third world aren't so dirt poor to begin with.
