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ITT:Songs normies will never truly connect with
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-T1gTCdMqd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
Obvious one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECgPr66aIvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWY9jTlUI2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e6D4mqpx9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUSCxkGaonY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9OGm2TFeDU
![Azumanga Daiou 10 [BA4546B7].mkv_snapshot_21.35_[2016.06.21_20.34.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DEywnyc.jpg "Azumanga Daiou 10 [BA4546B7].mkv snapshot 21.35 [2016.06.21 20.34.18]")
>>29938597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic_KKMSfufA
you're not a real robot unless you had a cat die on you
Who here thinks they actually have a chance to be a normie? Or at least, robot overlord.
I just turned 18 a few months ago and have another year of high school... before college.. before training... I just can't wait to be in the military or law enforcement. Something to keep me scheduled and on check away from my vices.
> pros
Chicks cream over police officers
> cons
Dindus
I recently only became interested in my state police department. Might be going on a ride alone soon. What got you interested in law enforcement? I've always enjoyed helping people , whenever I get a chance it makes me feel good and natural, I figured I mine as well go for this job it's the ultimate way to help out someone in need.
>>29938594
I think we share your philosophy.
I like the uniform, the authority. I don't want my life to go in vain... I look forward to making a difference for people, and not being a pawn. It offers a lot of political opportunities too.
I actually have no trouble talking to people on a normal basis, and in fact like it. I have friends and will be making six figures once I graduate and get settled in. But... I consider myself repulsive and unlovable such that I don't even begin to bother with pursuing women.
itt
>post what ur 4chan looks like
>os
>are u happy with ur current ux?
os - 8.1
happy - yes
not gonna lie yours looks like shit OP, not pleasing on the eyes at all
also
>sorting by bump order
that's objectively the worst sort
os - win8.1
happy - happy enough
also the catalog when opened extends down to the bottom of the page and then some. there's a lot of dead threads in there that I leave for some reason
pic related. it's ok.
botnet 10
no. fuck windows. but i'm too used to it to change. plus literally every game i play only works on windows.
>>29938518
>plus literally every game i play only works on windows.
why not grow up and stop playing games
then you can evolve as a human being and upgrade to linux
sorry if that came off as rude but you are an adult why are you still playing little games and talking to anime profile pic fags on the steam social network
A couple of months ago I somehow managed to trick a girl to go out for coffee with me. I'm a full fledged awkward as fuck robot, so this alone was a minor miracle. Coffee went really well and we even went for a walk to talk some more. The next week we texted back and forward a lot, I liked her a lot and she seemed pretty into me, which freaked me right out because of being an awkward robot. She ended up sending me a text essentially saying she has a hard time reading me and wanted to know if I was interested in going out again. Being the self destructive piece of garbage I am I panicked and got really scared. I got a feeling of what I can only describe as claustrophobia-like, and said I really liked her but my summer ended up getting super busy and I was swamped with my two jobs and I didn't think I would have time to date. I immediately regretted the text, and started doing mental gymnastics to justify why I did it.
Fast forward two months to now. I still regret my decision, and I wish I could go back and not send that text, but it's too late. She still follows me on snapchat, as it says she views all of my snapchat stories, but I haven't heard from her since. I get periods of regret where I feel like I should text her, but I was kind of a huge dick and I feel like that would just make me seem like a fuckboy looking to get laid. And even if I did text her, what if I just panic again and do the same shit and be a huge asshole again?
Does anyone have any experience with situations like this? How do you get over the regret? I have no idea how normies do this on a regular basis.
Do it. It's your only chance isn't it?
It things go right, you'll be happy.
If things go the wrong way, you'll still have this board.
It's a WIN WIN Situation, Not trying is losing.
>>29938534
Thanks man, but what do I even say, I feel like I waited to long to do it gracefully, you know?
"Sorry for being a fuckboy; jk I totally want to go out with you?"
Maybe I should just move on, you know? learn from my mistakes, better luck next time sort of thing. I tried downloading Tinder the other week, since it seemed like it was pretty easy based on some of the threads here, but it was just a couple awkward conversations that didn't go anywhere.
>want to live in a highly populated major city
>hate social situations and people in general
Not your fault. People are shit in general.
Then don't talk to people. It's what's expect anyway.
>>29938387
if you can move to a big city OP I highly recommend it
ironically, I think the more densely populated a city is, the more robot friendly it is
why? because, assuming you live in a single room or apartment in both locations, the city will be MUCH more accommodating to those who live alone. It's much easier to fall through the cracks in a city than it is in a small town or place with a lower population
I live in a big city, and I could easily go weeks without talking or interacting with others (other than cashiers or waiters at restaurants)
but even that can be cut out if you don't like eating out
How do you pass the time when you have no friends?
I'll start
>write music
>practice instruments
>watch gordon ramsay videos
>sleep
>contemplate my pathetic life and procrastinate
embrace the solitude
I want to know, too.
I'm tired of hanging around people I don't like or care about, but it also sucks when at school I'm just walking around like an idiot, bored and lonely and sad between classes.
>browse 4chan
>watch movies & tv
>browse 4chan
>make music with my DAW
>browse 4chan
>cook
>browse 4chan
>sleep
This kid is preparing for a lifetime of bull-prepping at an early age.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Q1jZ-LOT0
>white
He's a jew.
/pol/ doxxed him and his dad.
>>29938385
Jews are good people, man.
>>29938353
he is not even white
i could live in one of these if there were more privacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtdupS0gRt0
Is this in everyone's youtube recommendation?
all of those lonely qt asians just waiting for a white man to sweep them away.
>>29939452
It's tranding on youtube.
My therapist says to make some friends via the multiplayer video games.
Does anyone want to play games with me?
Pls be over the age of 18.
Pls don't talk about memes too much.
I currently have 0 friends.
>>29938296
Why do you have no friends, OP?
>>29938296
Steam link senpai?
Im bad at communicating but I will play games with you
>>29938331
I don't socialise.
I usually only play single player games.
My therapist I will kill myself if i dont make some friends.
> chatting with a guy online
> He's ugly, but he's also really nice and makes me laugh a lot, so i give it a go and see where it leads
> "Actually i got fired from my old job, so i'm unemployed now"
> Oh, that sucks. When was it?
> 2014
How am I supposed to get into a relationship with an unemployed man with no education, expectations or perspectives, who's been leeching off his mother for 2 years now? He's 33. What the hell could we ever build together as a couple, apart from a quick fuck?
So it made me wonder,, how the Fuck does /r9k/'s perma neets intend to find anyone? Who would settle for someone who, apart having all sorts of problems, also has no financial perspective nor stability and literally lives with mommy and daddy like a child?
>>29938289
Bump for butthurt
>>29938289
>committing to someone before you know them well
Your mistake. Rectify it, if he's not willing to rectify his own life situation.
>>29938289
perma neets aren't going to find love.
I've tried, I'm a great guy but being poor and NEET kills off everything in two seconds.
Some get disability but women want MORE. MORE. MORE.
Trust me, if you're an American, you're better off alone.
Passable traps
>tfw black people can still tell the ass is phat
Yeah it does look like a guy.
>>29938317
I've been on T for 6 months
>>29938338
Nice.
Your bushy eyebrows help.
So say you somehow get a shot with your qt3.14 oneitis.
What novel and unconventional first date do you take her on?
I'll start:
>go to Golden Corral and people watch.
train watching and middle eastern food
also, that is one of my favorite episodes
Exploring an abandoned mental asylumI actually did this
Drop LSD and wander around in the woods on a nice warm sunny day
> Fell for the "become gay" meme, and just tried anal even though I'm heterosexual.
>>29938197
and? how was it? did you give or take? Details.
I'm currently into girls and have a girlfriend, but I wanna get fucked in the ass and suck chads dick at the same time. Not gay tho.
>>29938197
>35th "i love cocks and sperm but I'm not a fag" thread of the day
wew lad
Thoughts on this?
I heard he is just like us.
>>29938186
>Thoughts on this?
it's ok
>I heard he is just like us.
meh
he was at first, then it was revealed he had a gf and friend
DUDE DRUGS LLLMMAAAAOOO XD
What are your perfect weather conditions /r9k/?
>Thunderstorms
>Being cold outside
Snow and frost. Fuck all summerfags
Dark and raining 24/7
overcast dusk
