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who /not in control/ here?
>>29939702
Me. Pretty much at the mercy of my parent's will. I'm turning 23 soon.
I'm at the mercy of my fiance, literal hell
>>29939782
>fiance
normie!
/allnightergeneral/
what to do during an allnighter?
how not to get sleepy
how not to go to sleep
its 8am i think im going to do it
>>29939697
I could easily pull off all-nighters nowadays since I hate the daytime and I have a fucked up sleep schedule
>>29939741
yeah i end up sleeping away 5-6 of the daylight
>go to bed in a few minutes and wake up bright and early in the morning to send out resumes
>cook some mac and cheese and marathon Fate prisma ilya 2wei! and say goodbye to Thursday
decide for me robros
>look at girl
>she quickly looks away
Is it because I'm weird or she's spaghettini?
>thumbnail
>this thread
OP you have autism
>>29939854
Why pplls explains
My fod hlpr didn't bringn spagettiis. Pls help.
>be evidently good looking
>beta as fuck, sensitive, emotional, timid
oh well
what are your flaws, arcanine?
>>29939655
>>29939655
>>be evidently good looking
post pic u fagit
>>29939655
Same as yours except I'm ugly as well.
>>29939655
can relate. just wish i could be more alpha at times and not care what people think of me.
Why is it seen as cool to be jaded and apathetic these days?
In 4 words: Television, internet, and population explosion
If you want a serious answer I suggest you read this:
https://jsomers.net/DFW_TV.pdf
Basically details how that thing Slavoj talked about evolved into its present state by looking at technology and pop culture and stuff. Worth the read
>zizek is considered cool
how did this happen?
>>29939614
>le sniff meme guy is a Laibach fan
Damn, Slavoj confirmed for patrician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Mx2mxpaCY
Who /given up/ here? It took me around 5 years but I finally realized I destined to be one of these loner single men and I'll never get a partner in my life. It doesn't even bother me anymore, these "buhuhu no gf" feels have banished from me completely, now I live at (relative) peace.
>>29939581
>these "buhuhu no gf" feels have banished from me completely, now I live at (relative) peace.
I have moments like this but once in a while i get really depressed again and want to die
I'm turning 21 this year, i'm already borderline alcoholic i'll spend a lot of time in bars maybe i'll find someone in one.
last year at my family vacation my older brother came with his gf and my older sister came with her husband. i sat alone on the beach drinking a huge bottle of tequila every night, this bottle was the size of a vodka bottle i put 2 of'em down. looking at 3 this year
Meditate. You will become skilled at pruning your thoughts and not treading down bad pathways.
Monks vow to be broke celibate losers so they're experts at this.
>record video of self
>realize how much of a fucking autistic weirdo you are watching the playback
>>29939497
>record voice
>listen to it and wanna suicide
>take photo of self
>realize how much you resemble a stoner nigga
>Take picture or record video or voice/See self in mirror
>Fascinated with the fact that I have a physical body
>Deliberately talk into voice recorder because the concepts just seem interesting
I wasn't sure how to articulate that 9or any of the following I'm about to type. There are so many thoughts buzzing in my head, just like everyone else.
To others, I'm just an outside shell, just like I see them.
Remember /r9k/, Pokemon Go is NOT your opportunity to ask out your first date. That's creepy.
is this...post-ironic feminism?
People still read and write newspapers? Neat.
>>29939495
It's only creepy if you're not chad.
>"If a girl took a swing at me, I'd punch her back."
>"Why shouldn't I be able to fight back if a girl started it?"
>>29939449
Post more. These are funny.
>>29939483
>I enjoy seeing these posts
Alright anons, it's about 1:28. Time to discuss why the hell we're all up so late.
>Why do you like the night?
>What do you do around this time?
Also post nighttime feels, music, what the fuck ever.
>>29939447
>Why do you like the night?
because i am degenerate
>Why do you like the night?
nothing
>>29939447
I end up browsing here for a couple hours before I'm get tired enough to fall asleep.
>Why do you like the night?
It's comforting, there's less people, architecture is really highlighted and I'm in love with sky lines. Usually less hot and more relaxing.
>What do you do around this time?
Before I moved, I would get off work around 1-2am then walk thirty minutes to my flat. Usually admiring the city while listening to music.
If I got home and couldn't sleep, I would go to the park behind my flat and hang out/admire the skyline for thirty minutes or so.
I need to find a new night route to appreciate my area... or eventually move back to the old area.
>tfw you're legitimately only attracted to 2D
WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARE AND HOW DO I FUCKING WAKE UP
>>29939415
You're so unique and different xD
>>29939451
Is that seriously the intention you got from this post.
>>299394515
"tfw" is typically asking for empathy, i.e. others being the same
You know what to do, find a way to twist the person above's wish while still fulfilling what they ask for, you can be as clever about it as you want but try and avoid random deaths or things that kill the wish without any fun.
Make your own wishes after you grant someone else's.
I'll start us off
>1. Immunity to damage
>2. Eternal life AND eternal youth (one of the most obvious loopholes of the "eternal life" thing)
>3. All of the accumulated knowledge of the universe
>>29939366
>2. Eternal life AND eternal youth (one of the most obvious loopholes of the "eternal life" thing)
that's two wishes senpai
so you won't be getting all that accumulated knowledge shit
also enjoy your eternity trapped in an empty universe with literally nothing to do once the heat death arrives
>>29939398
Can't be much worse than life now, plus I'll be able to witness humanity and everything the universe has to offer
>>29939366
>All of the accumulated knowledge of the universe
>In book format
>tons of books now are in your home, stacked all the way to the ceiling, overflowing from your windows and shit
1) the ability to shapeshift into any person I want
2) the ability to travel back and forth, forth and back though time
3) the power to change the molecular structure of objects using my mind
If this loser can get her and fuck her on cam as we speak, you have no excuse.
>>29939363
that guy probably knows how to communicate with people, has a normal self esteem and he probably doesn't have crippling depression.
>>29939363
He's settling for used goods. I want a pure hymen GF. Not Chad leftovers
>>29939363
He's more attractive than me and no one would ever love me of even want to be around me.
who else realized that the entire world is against you?
>Literally everyone, everyone in the world hates me and its waiting for their chance to strike but they won't get me, they won't and do you know why?
>It's because I'm expecting it, they think I will let my guard down with someone but I already got rid of everyone, even my family, even the most robots of the robots still have some minimal contact with some family member but not me
>I set up a bank account and my dad keeps depositing money there I can use online to order grocery's and not need to leave
>I have dirt on him, mom, my aunt, my grandma and everyone and secret savings so they can't get me, nobody can touch me. I'm behind a closed door I alone hold the key to, I won't think twice about ruining the lock so nobody can get in if I have to, i have emergency food and a solar charger for my phone, if they cut power I still have books and if they try to force their way inside I won't think twice about setting the whole building on fire.
>Take that normies, you will never get me alive. I will burn the whole city to the ground if I have to
>>29939311
dubs confirm self fulfilling prophecy
>>29939337
Kek normie, I taped papper to my windows so not even a sniper nor an explosive drone can get inside
>>29939410
papper
What's your opinions on Nihilism and its philosophers?
nihilism is the same empty placeholder as utilitarianism, there is no 'value'. but it's not like it matters.
>>29939307
It would be nice if people understood it beyond "le nothing matters" for a change.
Nihilism is correct, but I wish it wasn't. I wish I could believe in God
