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>tfw no THICC belly gf
>>29942376
>THICC belly
Nice buzzword for "fat"
>>29942376
>tfw no asexual sunlight-hating gf
>tfw no hamster-loving, mass murder-researching, horror-watching, bowlcut-sporting, DDR-playing, forum-posting, pedophile-sympathizing, chimp-aspiring, civilization-hating, sunlight-avoiding, obsessive companion
H-h--h-h-h-hhh-hh--h-h-h-h-h-h-h--h-ey could any femanons say "Cole is a cool guy" for me?
t-t-t-t-THANK YOU!!!
go back to your general
>>29942358
>all that stutter-typing
This is some next level faggotry. Like on par with horizontal weeaboo smilies.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HPTYtwWpyo
:3
>Be a robot
>barely speak or engage in conversation
>never participated in school,failed most english classes from elementary on.
>google corrects all spelling
>No motivation to gain better vocab understanding since its only useful in social interaction
>sound like I'm a ESL student due to this.
Is anyone on a similar boat as me?
Holy shit how the fuck are you that illiterate?
>>29942438
HACKER. FUCKING REPORTED, IP IS TRACED
not even anglo
FRESH POO POO PEE PEE OC HOT OFF THE PRESSES
Nice
Original
Saved
>>29942342
9/10 OC
(origamical)
>>29942342
Nice OC, anything that triggers our guests from reddit is good.
Would /r9k/ join a crusade to drive out the saracens from Europe and the Holy Land?
>>29942285
yeah senpai will i get florins
Why the fuck not?
original certified comment
>>29942317
No but you get to keep any loot you pick up along the way and a harem of syrian qts.
I'm a 20 year old virgin and i have no idea what to do with my life.
My parents are idiots who abused me. I lost my internet girlfriend. She started making fun of me and calling me depressing and ugly and calling me a cuck. Fuck my life.
>>29942266
Fashion a noose for yourself.
>>29942266
just fucking do it op, follow your gut instinct
>>29942266
Dubs decides how OP will kill himself.
Roll
>buy land in somewhere in nature cheap
>get a shipping container and turn it in to a house
>install solar panels for energy
>you can grow enough food for 4 people on just 2 acres of land
>grow a shit ton of weed (legally) and sell it aswell as excess electricity back to the grid, also have a mining rig set up to a solar panel
>live a chill life
>>29942263
>>you can grow enough food for 4 people on just 2 acres of land
>>chill life
Someone's an idiot who romanticises farming. You probably think it's as easy as in videogames or something. Here's the truth: you'd die during the first winter. Idiot.
>>29942434
>die during the first winter
>living in an area where "winter" is a thing
Just move to Florida or Cali, man.
Only cucks aspire to live in faggot shipping containers. Build a house, pussy. If you're too bitch, get one made off-site and trucked to your land, much cheaper than hiring people to come to your land and build.
>gf is starting to talk to her ex again
>he's black
Should I be worried? What would you guys do in this situation?
>gf is starting to talk to her ex again
Doesn't matter if he's black or white
prepared to be cucked
> gf has a black ex
Should have abandoned the relationship on finding that out.
>>29942211
Tell my girlfriend to not speak to her ex literally no reason to unless he has some of her stuff. If she says no then fuck her anon only one other reason she would have for talking to him.
I'm a girl and I want to be a slut so bad, even though I reasonably know it's a bad idea. What should I do?
It's not so bad, you'd be riding dicks like mine.
>>29942206
show cock, whore
>>29942175
>I'm a girl
Afraid I'm going to have to call bullshit on that. If you want to pretend you're a girl who wants to be a slut go ahead. No need to lie that you actually are a girl.
>In most species, the male is the sex that initiates courtship displays in pre-copulatory sexual selection. Performing a display allows the male to present his traits or abilities to a female. Mate choice, in this context, is driven by females. Direct or indirect benefits are often key deciding factors in which males get to copulate and which don't.
>Sexual conflict is the phenomenon in which the interests of males and females in reproduction are not the same: they are often quite different:
>Males: their interest is to mate with a large number of completely faithful females, thus spreading their genes widely throughout a population.
Females: their interest is to mate with a large number of fit males, thus producing a large quantity of fit and varied offspring.
You are angry because you don't have a gf?
You are angry that women cheat? That's nature.
You shouldent be complaining. You should be grateful. Because the advent of the modern world means that you survive in a world where otherwise you would not thanks to civilisation.
Before. Chad the Alpha male would have the right to kill you and remove you from the pack or you would be forced to be a lone wolf to fend for yourself.
But has that happened? No. Your life is respected by laws and you are kept alive sometimes by neetbux. A kindness from Chad.
You should be happy for being Allowed to live at chads mercy.
you have it all wrong I would have fit in the past civilization better. Chad is the one who would be dead
>>29942161
Chads bigger, faster and stronger.
That's why he's alpha and you are not Chad.
Chad=male who has optimum traits of intelligence strength and attractiveness and wealth.
Chad could duel you and win
He could fight you and win
He could challenge you to mortal combat and win.
Only in The modern world does he hold back. You should be thankful for that.
>>29942219
Why do you assume I'm not physically fit? With the personality I have I think I would have been very successful
>do you smoke?
>why/why not?
>how many cigar(ettes) a day?
>will you leave it?
Yes
Because I want to and don't care about my health
Most days I won't have a cigarette and will just use my ecig, but if I am burning smokes, usually 2-3 a day.
Not planning on it anytime soon, especially because I've been maintaining a low level of tobacco usage for a while.
>>29942052
Do not smoke. Tried it once when I was 12 and did not like it. Same was with alcohol.
smoke cigars every now and again. I make sure to do it late at night though so no one can see me look like a retard. It's pretty pleasant tbqh.
If you guys are so worthless and depressed, why don't you just join the military to become meat shields and kill sandniggers? You'll be remembered as a hero by the normies.
I hate you you fucking scum of the earth
>>29942049
>You'll be remembered as a hero by the normies.
who wants that
>be remembered as an hero by robots
yes, please
>>29942049
>You'll be remembered as a hero by the normies.
Why would I want that? The very people I avoid
>>29942746
this
![The_Game_-_Penetrating_the_Secret_Society_of_Pickup_Artists[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IGQbtDl.jpg "The Game - Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists[1]")
You most post in this thread if you read this book.
Among the worst books I have ever read.
>back when I was 23
>living on my own. Had a place and a car
>Realized I need to fuck some bitches.
>Attempting to alpha or at least normie.
>Read this book.
It went like this
>Balding but, rich guy.
>Meets other rich guy.
>They alpha up and bang club sluts.
>Bang lots of sluts. Go on stupid misadventures to keep getting laid.
>Main guy falls for this chick.
>Wants to be legit with her
>Misunderstanding happens.
>Things look bad.
>No its okay.
>Dude leaves "the game"
>Gets with girl in the end.
>Moral of the story is
"jus b urself."
Among the worst books I have ever read.
"you don't gotta be rich and drive a fancy car with some affiliation to celebrities and media to get laid"
t.rich dude who works for the media.
>>29942037
Haven't read it, but I've always gotten the vibe that it is a lot like Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals.
Which is to say, a book that is a step-by-step instruction guide on how to manipulate people's emotions into doing what you want them to do.
>>29942129
Thats how it was advertised as mockingly, but it reads more like an autobiography
Do you help others? Why?
Because someone once helped me
No
I don't know any others, and if I did, I still probably wouldn't help them unless I knew them well
>>29942022
Yes, all the time. I really love the knight/paladin archetype, and try to imitate those ideals in my life. I want to make the world better for those around me even if it's a naive goal that I sometimes fail miserably to uphold.
Why do men talk like this?
bloxtbh
>>29942019
>"men"
(oc)
>>29942019
Actual big bollocked men can't physically speak like that.
What you have there in your sample is some homoerotic shit. Used to be a rare find now it's cropping up everywhere. We're combatting it with a virus but it seems to target the blacks also. Whoops.
He's probably talking in a very feminine way because he's insecure about his feelings. He doesn't feel that they're legitimate for his sex to have, so he puts on the image of someone behaving like the opposite sex to "legitimize" it. Nobody can make a judgment on his real identity, because he has made up a false identity to take any blame that others try to place on him.
That's what I see, at least. It could be that he's just a very girly man and that's just who he is. No smoke and mirrors to it.
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