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>>29943808
Fucking hapa's, when will they learn

Wew sup Portland senpai

>>29943846
>tfw you are 6'3''
>tfw you are blonde
>tfw you are currently wearing a blue shirt
Yet I couldn't score even the ugliest of asian women.

>>29943758
mushi shi very comfy

EcchiASketch
MAL

All TV anime is seasonal.

>>29943747
I know your pain anon, but if you've actually taken lessons you're doing better than me. I'll stick to walking.

I once fucked up a left turn and my instructor went on and on about how I almost killed him

Never drove after that

>>29943747
Try to relax and don't overthink this. Just concentrate.

I used to struggle too because I'm a very theoretical person who needs a lot to practice for every activity. Nothing comes natural to me but eventually I mastered that driving stuff. It's important that your teacher can explain stuff properly to you, if that's not the case look for someone else. My teacher couldn't speak the language of our country properly. Half of the time I didn't know what he wanted form me. I should have insisted on getting somebody else. It would have helped a lot.

Are you okey anon?

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>>29943712
You havin' a stroke there senpai?

hahahahaha
funny joke

I can't get shit, fuck off.

It doesn't really work like that senpai. It's like saying all tall guys should easily get GFs, or all financially secure guys should easily get GFs. One single factor doesn't make you desirable. Women want a plethora of things to take from you before they'll also take your dick.

>tfw no non-white gf
NOT BEING ORIGINAL, SEE?

>>29943639
>Muh contribution

What exactly do we have to work hard for? We'll always be ugly virgin losers. Society hates me so I see no problem leeching

>>29943660
>we'll always be ugly virgin losers
Get a fucking face surgery or pay a whore if it bothers you that much, fag.

>>29943639
>>29943682
i'm masturbating to the thought of shooting you in the head, right now.

I'm already laughing at my future self for being enough of a dumb cuck to disagree with me.

We'll be laughing in hell.

>>29943632
I doubt it

I try to picture myself as an old man and it's just impossible. I'll never have a gf or wife. I doubt I'll even make it to 30.

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>>29943625
>most people here are unfriendly af
Maybe being a robot is more justifiable over there then.
>no neetbux
>no solid jobs
WELL SHIT

Shame because it looks nice. And the slavic women... HOLY FUCK. They don't tolerate betas, but you just have not to be pussy it seems. They don't actually demand you be cool like Chad. AND THEY COUNT AS WHITE! They're even /pol/ approved!

Kinda wish I could live there. Maybe if I develop some really useful skills set and I could work there someday.

>>29943903
>but you just have not to be pussy it seems
kek

I read that too. Supposedly they'll really push you though.

I know a guy who went to Ukraine. Just to get married it seems. He's a programmer. Complete social retard (about as bad as me...). And he was a total jerk. Other IT guys couldn't stand him. There was some confidence to him though. He's a bit sociopathic actually.

And that was enough it seems. He's pretty skinny too. I talked to him over skype and he fucking keeps his wife in line. And he enjoyed it. I felt bad seeing it, but they seem to be doing alright.

I wouldn't want that desu... I think I'd cry. It shouldn't be like this. This is probably not representative of anything though.

>>29943567
He is a normie who exploits any audience he can to get attention. /r9k/ wasn't the first community he attentionwhored in. It also won't be the last.

The thing about normalfags is that they always need to be looked at and watched. Their self-worth is dependent on the admiration and attention of others. It doesn't even have to positive. Someone just needs to notice them.

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>>29944322
that's pretty lame
I thought there was a lot more to it
also this picture is pretty fucking gnarly llmao

>>29944322
Reviewbrah never attention whored shit. This is how I know you're new, you weren't around in 2013 when he was first getting "discovered". He sperged out at all his new viewers constantly, shut down the comments section in all his videos, and even deleted his channel briefly. Go watch his first few VORWs from the latter part of that era, he was extremely depressed and constantly complaining about all the normie trolls who he knew were only there to laugh at him. The only reason he's more cordial now, which apparently equates to attention whoring, is because he has an actual audience and people who enjoy his videos unironically instead of an audience consisting only of people who like to make fun of him and his strange tendencies.

>>29943562
>I just want a fucking girlfriend
this this this this this this this this this

good thread bro

it won't solve anything.
but you actually know that, don't you?

>>29945282
How would it not solve the no gf situation?
The whole world could be on fire for all I care.

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>>29943555
oh god i had the worst back acne at school now i just have crater like scars

>>29943555
You can get medicine for this, if I'm not mistaken, and they work too.

My back is acne free but I'll never go topless with my skeleton pale body.

>>29943507
Car's fucked, don't have time to fix it until the weekend, i have no friends. How are you OP?

>>29943507
Sitting in a tent freezing my nuts off in Canberra. Snowed yesterday morning ffs and was made to sleep outside last night.

>>29943507
at work doing a pisseasy job for my bro. literally just open doors for clients and i get 10 bucks an hour. Finally broke my 6 year NEET streak

i always come in high on morphine and i smoke a cone before i drive here. it's awesome.

[struggling to use turd size fingers to pick a cherry]
Why do dey gotta make da lid of da jar so small???

Waiter: Sir, that's a plate.

>>29943496
What's your height, though?

>>29943496
>every women on earth wants an Italian man
except for italian women lmao

desu hentai

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>>29943440
Kaiji is a highly patrician anime which people don't seem to talk about much.
I very much adore the Ghibli movies especially Whisper of the Heart.
Notable anime I like
Kuuchuu Buranku
Aku no Hana
Death Note
Welcome to the NHK
Tatami Galaxy (highly recommend)
Paranoia Agent
Monster
Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinju.

Security blanket anime

http://nviewer.mobi/player?video_id=nm10741814

>>29943429
'sup m8...what do you wanna talk about? What's that picture on your bed?

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>>29943461
I want to talk about things but nobody ever relates to my issues.

>What's that picture on your bed?
It's a IittIe girI! Her name is Mara. I like IittIe girIs.

>>29943510
Did you draw it?