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MADISON IVY CAR CRASH !
PORN IS OVER FOR HER !
pic related
>>29946637
Now she can monopolize the market of cripple porn
>>29946637
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Why baby Jesus why?!
isnt she like.. all better now?
i was practically in love with her before the implants.
>tfw realizing you've become addicted to porn
Has anyone successfully broken this addiction?
Yeah just watch everything and you'll be bored of it forever.
>>29946617
>tfw also addicted to porn but am now 2d exclusive
Is this better or worse?
>>29946617
Loldiction.
How cheap is the ghetto of major cities?
i don't recommend it to be honest. its not fun
>>29946614
There are often liens or back-taxes involved with buying those "cheap" houses. And even if that's not the case or you can stomach that, you'll still have to pay ridiculously high real estate taxes on the house while you own it.
Living in the ghetto is a hassle.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>you've been here before
>you've done this before
>you will always experience this life
>like you always had
>for all eternity
Welp, better make it worth repeating!
>>29946610
This is my suspicion--- that the universe keeps exploding and collapsing over and over, exactly the same every time.
It's all just physics, so it makes sense that every atom would react exactly the same way every time. The forces expand, the forces contract, it's nothing but math repeating forever.
Think about that--- we live our lives infinite times over and over, but it never changes, it's always the exact same fiasco every time, and there's NOTHING we can do to change it.
>>29946610
nah, i'm pretty tired this time around, i'll make it worth repeating next time
>an eternity later...
>nah, i'm pretty tired this time around, i'll.... .... .... ... ... ... .. .
>>29947124
So if you kill yourself, you kill yourself multiple times. Cool.
What if you woke up tomorrow and discovered that all 21+ year old virgins were granted super powers?
What would you do? How the world would you react?
>>29946579
Wait 3 more years
>>29946579
>What would you do?
Pretend I didn't get any super power.
>>29946600
What will happen in 3 more years?
I know i'm not, but I often feel like i'm the only girl who still prefers muscular guys over skinny guys..
Does any other female (or females that you know) like muscular guys?
Literally every female in the fucking world. You aren't special, ya basic cunt.
probably bait, but I'll bite.
muscles are weird and looks like hubris manifested, bulging veins are disgusting, I don't trust a dude with a 6-pack.
also, no self-respecting chick uses "female" as a noun. try harder pls
>>29946552
Then jus go to /fit/
This is bait otherwise
But I bit chase I'm bored and lonely
>muh oppression:
>Elliot has a good job
>boss takes you in private jet
>pet dog
>good apartment in city
>not starving
>E-corp = Evil corp (bravo Esmail)
>shit he hacked me, got to sanitize
>literally cashed up to buy a new motherboard every week
>muh morphine addiction
>i forgot to hack today
>wheres my mind cover
>dude, ddos attack
>tongue my sis
>bud, I'm my own father
>literally kicks women out of apartment
>girlfriend supplier
>childhood cuckold friend
>fuck society
>muh oppression
>>29946499
how many fucking threads do we need about this fucking garbage? Fuck off already.
>>29946499
Why do you watch /tv/
the cat fatguy was the robot
>go into public bathrooms
>hear some normie pooping
>switch lights off when i leave
HA! take that normie scum
>>29946438
What if it was a robot who had been stuck there for 8 hours because of the anxiety of shitting in public?
>>29946438
Same desu.
>>29946463
Only normies shit in public. Robots can't use the bathroom comfortably in public.
>eat out at restaurant since they have a really cheap deal that day
>shit in toilet without flushing and pissing all over it
>unscrew the salt and pepper shakers
>don't tip
that'll teach em
How do I get a black bf? I want a black bf
Pic related is a cute black guy
>>29946429
go outside.
Walk 10 feet off your property.
>>29946429
>tfw black
>tfw not cute
Oh well better luck somewhere else faggoy OP
>>29946429
How old are you?
Are you a girl?
Where do you live
Also timestamp regardless
I'm 18 btw
Who /weird/ here?
>I was banned from going over to my mothers friends house to play with their daughters when I was a kid because I would always show them my dick without them asking
>Before I fall asleep I rock my body back and forth for hours until I finally fall asleep and have been doing this since I was an infant
>I sucked my thumb until I was 13
>>29946393
1 is alpha
2 is normal
3 is fagget
>>29946414
I just wanted to see what a girl had where my cock was but they would never show me. They sure didn't mind looking at my Johnson tho
>>29946393
some of us are just weird af man
Anybody here have the James Vance letter to his victim's mom?
>>29946385
>friends
fuckin normies
>>29946385
similarities
>>29946475
i legit thought OP was a muppet from the thumbnail.
So people talk about how it's hell to be molested by your dad growing up, treated like property, married to an older man when you're a teenager, and forced to spend your whole life having and raising kids and caring for the household. And about how things are so much better now days.
But that sounds like heaven to me. I know I'm a guy so I'm incapable of understanding how bad that way of life is for women, but i wish i could somehow experience life as a maid and breeding machine, if for no other reason than then i could finally understand why we as a society moved away from that kind of lifestyle for women.
You feel like an object, you used the term "machine yourself. It's dehumanizing.
>>29946340
Maybe you are trans
>>29946340
You're DEFINITELY A fagget
>one life
>born blackbot
Pic related is me, there's no hope.
At least you're /fa/ as fuck, my nigga.
>>29946261
Are you joking? That's dope as fuck
>>29946261
stop dressing like a fag, fucking race traitor
At the end of the day isn't this basically all a woman can offer? What's the fucking point of it all?
you're on 4chan posting porn. there's not a single meaningful thought in your brain.
i can't wait to find the woman who i want to have my child and then actually be able to say to her, "i want you to have my child".
it would be the most sincere thing you could say, unless you didn't mean it, which would defeat the purpose of having a kid.
>>29946245
>What's the fucking point of it all?
To transcend this mortal form and become a demon with sick demon powers.
What the fuck have you been doing op?
I'm a bagger/backup cashier/Delivery driver at a local grocery store
The deli at my store is awful. It's full of ghetto people and white trash working there. They forget to put barcodes on the food they make which cause problems for us at front end, rotisserie chickens with tons of grease leaking out of them, and put too many workers on break at bad times. One time they sent me on a delivery the day before the items were supposed to be delivered. White trash people are awful.
Also
>doing gobacks
>not quick enough
>Boss says "Ha you're still doing those I would have finished ages ago"
Sorry that I've been working here a month as opposed to the 30 years you have.
>>29946242
>be me
>boss treated me like a child
>I quit
>>29946384
did you give him the finger as you quit?
>>29946384
>be you
>threw tantrum
>boss won't deal with it
>you act in literally the most childish way.
>
