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Girls of /r9k/, what kind of beta Robots do you like the most
>>29948522
bumping bc i am actually interested
>>29948522
The ones that buy me stuff on steam and amazon
>>29949673
have u ever met a beta boy irl or ever dated a someone
Is there any other community like r9k but for true hateful people with no women or cuck spammers?
>>29948520
Wizardchan sounds about right. I've completely moved there, just checking in on /r9k/ every now and then.. "Fembot" threads and retarded shit as far as the eye can see, nothing's changed.
>>29948612
Im not a virgin though.
Im still a hateful pathetic small dicked hateful person that has mountains of stories of hate for the female kind.
>>29948612
wizchan is not hateful, the big reason i dont like them that they are too nice to each others
When you were in school, did you ever thrown up in class?
I didn't but I remember an old female class mate of mine (kind of) did.
Felt sick, asked the teacher to call her mom to pick her up. We could see them walking to their car through a window and she threw up into some bush. Her mom handed her a mcdonalds paperbag and they got in their car and left
Weird chick
No but I almost fainted once if that counts.
nah man not me, there was this one kid who passed out though. middle of biology where the class is dissecting a frog this cunt passed out flat on his back and starts vomiting into his mouth. I of course stood by and waited for someone else to do something, took a good 10 seconds of everybody watching for someone to turn him on his side
can't even imagine how he still sleeps at night knowing 20 other people will be reminded of that humiliating event on a monthly basis. sucks to be him
>talking with friends
>make a joke about fisting
>girl says there's nothing wrong with fisting
>screw my face up and say whatever
>later she sends me pic related with 'Still think fisting is gross?'
Is she flirting with me or just trying to make a point?
>>29948517
>image.png
>>29948517
If that's a selfie, tell her to send you another one. Then tell her you'd watch her do it on cam.
I had a chuckle, OP. What jest.
if you have a headset then try this shit out, I got to the point where I can't sit at my pc unless I have some form of asmr playing. seriously helps relax me and shit puts me to sleep in 5 minutes if I want it to. you're welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9eZ00bRCGA
>tfw asmr doesn't do anything for me
>>29948499
my nigga, ASMR is the shit, I rarely listen to it during the day but I listen to it every night, I pretty much can't sleep without it
>>29948499
>toastie roastie making $$$ by doing literally nothing but whispering
Don't fall for the ASMR meme, fellas. It's horseshit.
>the awkward nerdy effeminate guy usually ends up marrying the slutty girl with a lot of guyfriends
how true is this?
>>29948483
It's pretty true. My big brother was a huge womanizer back in the day. He ran through dozens of girls and settled down with the beautiful, nice girl who didn't have a lot to do with guys at all before that (one serious long-term relationship, no close male friends at all, only acquaintances from school and work).
>>29948538
>chad turns girls into sluts then marries the girls that abstained
there's no hope for us
>>29948609
The worst part was that when I was 18 and started talking to a cute chick a couple of years older than me, I find out that my bro had fucked her before too.
>moved into a co-op house with 20 people to force myself to socialize
>socializing more than ever before
>more miserable than ever before
>three months into a year long lease
I bet you won't regret it when It's over.
>tfw live in the deep south and am probably trapped forever so will never know such luxaries as co-op housing and healthy food nor smart people
>try and be more open to people in an attempt to socialize
>ends up going horribly because of my spaghetti
>just get made fun of at work/roommates make fun of me
Really. I'm just more distrusting and closed off more.
What the fuck happened to white people? Where did it all go wrong..
most of the tough ones died in WWII, vietnam, korea, etc. so the pussy cucklords were the only ones left to spread their genes.
>>29948408
i think it's more that there were tough people back when there was actual conflict and their children rebelled by becoming pussies and that pussy attitude made their children uber pussies.
>>29948390
two things
first we are not at war
second that pic is either from a staged porn scene, or its 1 in a million. most ppl are not ball-less cucks like that. but the main thing is this isnt medieval ages anymore, muscle force isnt needed like in the old ages. military fights with guns and planes, not swords and shields, and there isnt a war that effects most countries in the world every year. world is at peace and this is a good thing. i also take estrogen and do cardio so i stay slim while my breasts grow, wear skirts and heels once in a while to feel more feminine and soft, because i dont need to be all that masculine and strong to be successful in business life.
What's your beef with women robots?
if they are attractive they are boring
They will eventually have no reason to exist and therfore are second class citizens
>>29948351
>What's your beef with women robots?
roasted
Can we have a prostitute general? I'm starting to strongly consider just getting it over with
>>29948345
You're going to get a beat up looking 40 year old. If you fuck her there's a good chance you fucked some kid's mother.
I've seen a few escorts now. Would recommend. Do your research if you're interested.
>>29948362
Lmao let him do it and post about it on here
He either gets a qt asin prozzy or a old hag either way we get a noice laugh
How do I become more attracted to my girlfriend? We have been together for over a year and personality wise she is perfect for me. We share the same interests, she cooks for me, loves me, bakes me cakes, we have fun and I love her to death.
Sexually she is also perfect, was a virgin when we met, and now does anything I want, cum inside her, anal, swallows, recently even learned to deepthroat.
Only problem is when it comes to looks she is quite plain, she's not ugly or chubby or anything, but there is nothing remarkable about her looks. She has small boobs, average ass, plain face etc, basically isn't 'hot'. Often when I'm walking with her I look at hotter girls and feel guilty, one time she noticed and teared up asking if I still love her.
I would never leave her or cheat cause we love each other so how do I become more physically attracted to her?
pic related, i wish my gf had tits like that
>>29948340
Be ungrateful, wait for her to dump you and you'll find her more attractive than ever when she's fucking some big black nigger cock and you're back to watching anime and playing 'vidya'
>>29948340
Homie, I don't know how to tell you but you done fucked up. See, with random girls it doesn't matter how they look but with your serious gf you should find someone who you like as a person AND who are attracted to.
>>29948382
I have no intention of ever dumping her cause i know how lucky i was to get her in the first place, there is zero chance of me ever finding a girl like her again.
Anyone here just eat bland foods? As long as you get filled up it doesnt matter what you eat; the flavors and whatnot are temporary. i fill up on plain greek yogurt and plain baked potatoes.
I only eat fruits and vegetables
>>29948277
both of those are flavorful
I pay attention to nutritional values and simplicity more than taste. I avoid any kind of cooking, even making sandwiches is waste of time. I eat pretty much everything as you get them from store. And I dont eat preprepared microwave shit either.
How do you leave a resource less shit hole when every place that has jobs and public transit costs a fortune every month
>>29948140
One strategy is to get a job offer before leaving for the big city.
If your finances are too rekt to get a place while waiting to get paid, there might be homeless shelters that could help you. (not something I tried, maybe other anons can say whether that's a totally shit idea)
There's a lot of gross ideas like finding a desperate old sugar daddy, if you're that intent on leaving.
>>29948140
That picture make me cry
>>29948235
>There's a lot of gross ideas like finding a desperate old sugar daddy, if you're that intent on leaving.
Only women can get away with that.I Shame. I'd love a cougar gf.
Have you apologized for your white boy privilege today, /r9k/?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Q1jZ-LOT0
>>29948125
>It's time to act like a woman
He's already hysterical like one.
>negative canthal tilt
of course
someone link to the dox /pol/ did?
I genuinely never understood why the black community never actually acknowledges mental health lmao it's fucking ridiculous
pic related: I wanna die i hate being black
>>29948115
>tfw SOMETIMES people think I'm black or part black
>tfw black people usually hate me or make fun of me anywayNo, I'm not actually mixed with black or unknowingly adopted/a cuck baby. Yes, DNA tests were involved. No, I won't tell you what I am.
>>29948156
Oh I don't mind if you're black of not lmao
>>29948156
Black parents in general are fucking shit and never listen to their kids and wonder why most of them come out fucked up
