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Let me give you guys her stats:
>11 ex-boyfriends
>fucked a random guy at a party
>Is kind of air-headed and ditzy
>Doesnt dress like a slut but I still feel like she does.
I am in love with this girl still, I dont know what compells me. From the first sight of her, I realized she had to be my wife that I couldnt live without her.
She's creative, outgoing and beautiful and above all else completes me, every time im with her I just feel at ease. I feel like a normie.
When shes sick I care for her, buy her flowers and even check up on her. Im cool with her family and they think of me as one of their own kids.
What do I do guys. Yes im an idiot who believes in true love.
She still hasnt decided to date me and honestly im in no rush. I just want her to come out when shes ready.
Maybe I am a idiot or a cuck. But I respect women and we all have made bad choices in life. The meaning is learning from those mistakes which i feel she has.
>>29946879
How long have you guys been dating?
>buying things for a girl who won't fuck you
yeah you're a cuck
>>29946879
>>29946893
>She hasn't decided to date me
You aren't in love you retard. You haven't even had one moment of genuine romantic interaction.
Akari is so fucking adorable
I want to hug her non-consensually
I want to fug her non-consensually
>>29947005
Akari is not for sexualAyano is
>>29946838
akari only accepts platonic hugs
lewdsters will be delt with by akane
Just letting you know that if you ever do get a gf, this is what she was doing before she met you.
>>29946836
No biggie, I've been doing the same, desu.
>It's a "I want a virgin/pure girlfriend" thread
Alright OP, let me know how that works out for you. The chances of you finding a girl past a certain age that is still a virgin is pretty low, I forgot the numbers but someone posted a graph a few days ago on a thread. I think if the girl is 25+ then your chances are pretty low, if they're 21+ then you have higher chances but the chances are still somewhat low.
You're chasing butterflies anon, I'd suggest you stop worrying about if the girl is a virgin or not. Most people don't give a shit nowadays, it'd be like the girl saying "Oh you were fucking another woman before you met me? I'm disgusted!" A lot of guys know the girl probably had sex with another guy, and the girl probably knows the guy had sex with another girl. They usually just accept it and move on, or they just don't discuss it with each other.
>>29946887
you've been having your pussy gaped?
I feel so fucking worthless being a shitskin. All those years browsing imageboards have gotten to me. I know I should leave it, but I am addicted. I need to go to /pol daily. But it makes me feel like subhuman trash. I keep thinking that my country suck cause of it having a low IQ. But I know that IQ is a meme and hard work is what matters. What do I do?
you could post smug animes
>>29946822
iktfb
>tfw mixraced
>>29946908
It's like being short or something. You can't work it off as with being fat or uneducated.
Anyone doesn't like music ?
I mean I am pretty sure that I am tone deaf and I can't follow a beat. Not just that but even when I like a song it never seems to do anything to me and I was never into it growing up.
Listen to my snow-ambient senpai :DDD
https://escaping-aghartha.bandcamp.com/album/--2
>>29946848
It sounds okay.
>>29946799
Hitler liked music...
Hello wagies, how does it feel knowing that I was the valedictorian of my class and could EASILY get a good job (better than yours) if I wanted to but choose not to and instead use your tax dollars.
You see memes aside wageboys, I first started this lifestyle when I got in a major accident and needed time to recover, but then I realised that even after I recovered I'd rather get paid for doing nothing than working for Shekelstein.
Anyway I'm sure you've got pressing matters to attend to so, as always, another day another dollar.
I just pooped my pants XD
>>29946798
Wow you sure showed us faggot!
>>29946798
Isn't it too hot to keep carrying a blanket around, NEET boy? What do you look like under that anyway?
Dear R9K.
Years ago, I said that i'd never leave.
However, My life has changed for the better. I can no longer call myself a robot. Perhaps i've become what we once poked and prodded at, laughing at them for their lives of normality.
But what I have makes me happy.
Thanks for the memories, Friends.
NORMIE LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
L
>>29946789
Good for you mate you managed to move higher up in life and improve jyour life
Happy for you anon
Now get off my body you fucking normie
>>29946789
I hope It's not just a fantasy. Be free
>have a crush on qt nerd virgin girl who actually asked for my number first
>tells me shes lonely and wishes she could find a guy who liked her
>set her up with one of my guy friends who i know would make her happy
>they've been together for 4 years now
>I'm still a kissless virgin
I'm hoping God won't send me to hell if I keep making him laugh
I did the same thing twice, except the relationships didn't last more than a few months
>>29946952
keep doing it, he wont punish us if help others right?
>>29947187
idk I can't see anything wrong with that
mummy forgot to buy ramen last week REEEEEEEEEEEEE i need to eat ramen its my favourite snack. Ree.
Throw your piss bottles at her, teach that bitch to not forget to buy you your snacks ever again.
>ramen
fucking weeb
>>29946795
I don't care who you are, fat sweaty greaseball hairy weeb or not
Ramen is great no matter who you are
who here /angryfornoreason/? I feel so pissed off all the time, yet I cant pin my anger to anything specific. I just want to punch something.
WHAT IN THE FUCK
REPLY TO MY FUCKING THREAD NOW
>>29946888
gr8 dabbles
>>29947006
>waited 10 minutes for a reply
>its a get response
Well thanks anyway i guess. I thought maybe here people would have taken me seriously.
>be me
>decide i should be prepared for the inevitable
>go to GP
>ask for free condoms (they are free in my country)
>the lady behind the desk sniggers at me
>she hands me a few packs
>i whisper, ''s-sorry, do you have anything s-smaller?''
>she didnt hear me, ''sweetie, can you talk a bit louder?''
>everyone in the waiting room is looking at me
>whisper ''i need smaller condoms''
>she laughs
>the whole room laughs
>she says condoms only come in one size at the clinic
>my face goes beetroot
>my hair goes green
>some farmer pulls me out of the ground
>end up shipped to a factory
>get dipped in pickle juice
>tfw pickled beetroot
I just go to Walmart and use the self checkout.
>>29947499
>wants sex to be something normal in his life
>acts like sex is shameful
>>29947499
BEEP BEEP
AGE RESTRICTED ITEM IN SELF CHECKOUT THREE
ASSISTANCE REQUIRED
"Hi there, I'm Stacey, I'm the assistant here, let me ring that up for you"
WHAT
DO?
WHY CANT I SLEEP
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29946684
What's on your mind, anon?
>Muted for 2 seconds you fucking faggot
>>29946713
nothing out of the ordinary.
blox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4pqqzFWedc
What's the most normie thing you've done in recent memory?
>right now
>dressed up in a t-shirt, jeans and baseball cap and went for a 2~ hour long drive in the summer sun by myself
>>29946682
>by myself
Not very normie then huh
>>29946720
I thought normies liked cruising around.
And what did you do?
>>29946682
That sounds like fun anon, but don't post and drive
*yawwnn* 11am, bed time for this NEET! Us NEETS make sure to get our healthy 12-16 hours of sleep. Aw, you are at work and would get fired? Too bad wagies make a petty penny and are over worked and under appreciated by the Jews. Ha! Wagecucks keep falling for Jewish brainwashing...
>>29946645
Why do you do this? Why shit where you eat?
>>29946992
Shoo shoo joo
How many variations of that one pepe do you have op?
Who here eschews the furred and diapered jews?
Childfree AND petfree reporting in. People think I'm a baby-punching puppy-eating satanist when I say I don't want a kid and also don't want cats or dogs (or any other pets, not even a snek). If I want to see an animal I'll go to a zoo and see a fucking awesome lion or something, not some boring housecat that spends most of the day licking its ass. I don't want any sort of stinking shit-machine in my house, filthing the place up, causing a racket, and ruining my stuff.
At least kids further the human race. Pets have no use. Think of all the time, money, and resources we waste so people can have these baby-proxies and cart them around in baby carriages and minivans and all the food they eat and the gas and land to have the excrement hauled off to a landfill.
Normies will act like you're literally hitler. They can't even comprehend that someone could not like dogs or kids. You can see the gaskets in their minds just going into overdrive and spilling out smoke, and they get offended on an existential level and go full retard to screech and argue at you.
My very existence rustles jimmies.
Dogs have to be taken out to piss and shit like three times a day, and then you have to pick up the shit pile in a little plastic baggie and find a bin for it. Cats shit in a box and stink your whole house up, and also love to vomit all over the place. The litter gets scattered all over the floor. Both of them shed like mad and get fur all over your clothes, floor, and furniture. It's fucking disgusting. Imagine you go to put on your boxers and there is cat hair on them that was about to touch your junk. The fur even wafts into your food and drinks, like sand from some farmer peasant living in the dustbowl back in the day, can't leave your water uncovered or the fur drifting in the air invariably lands in it.
Then you have to find housing that allows and is big enough to house you and they (either), and fix the place so they won't destroy anything too bad. Usually there is an extra fee for having pets, like $100 a month. Have a glass of water on the table next to your laptop? It will get knocked over by one of these cunts, say goodbye to your porn stash. Have a cord out? It will get chewed and ruined. Have a fragile thing? It will get smashed. Have stuff on the windowsill, or counter, or shelf? It will get knocked over. Have anything remotely possibly edible? It will get eaten, chewed, and probably thrown back up to add insult to injury. Sleeping? Prepared to get woken up by meowing or crying or whining or something being broken or barking or the scent of shit.
Enjoy cleaning up another creature's feces.
inb4 baited
A dog is useful if you live outdoors and it's used as a helping hand while hunting / protecting the house. It also helps if you are ever struck by the feel of loneliness... Although I totally agree with the OP's pic and think more people should be redpilled this way. Imagine a world where kids are taken away from their parents to a closed off society and individually taught the PROPER things to do, how to act, taught useful shit and those who fail to complete basic tasks and are mentally disabled etc are just killed because they have nothing to give back to the people.And returned to their parents at like age 15 or something so they can continue living in the normal world. This imo would be insanely helpful to the human race overall, bringing us into a new state of life.
TL;DR kids are shit, dogs can be useful
>>29946642
i got a hamster because its pretty KAWAYYY xddd
