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Round and round WE go who pulls the strings never will the roachies know!
tehehehe!!
>>29949697
Why does everyone use the right-side-up pentagram for satanic shit? How is it possible in this day and age that people don't get that the upside-down pentagram is satanic and the point-up one is holy and pure? It's the same as the cross. right-side up is a normal sign of white-light holiness, upside down is the satanic mockery.
>>29949697
What a pathetic mind, so easy to break.
>You will never submit yourself to the almighty roach
>You will never ever be is fuccboi fucktoy
First, personal anecdote.
I am a 7/10 or 8/10, 27 year old male. I do not mean to sound conceited but that is probably a fair assessment. It may be lower or higher depending on personal preference of the girl.
Most recent GF (we broke up) was a solid 8,at least to me. 125 pound blonde, cute face nice body all around.
We met online (okcupid) and it was a somewhat short relationship. We hit a rough patch that honestly, to me, was nothing (I schooled her in a political debate about Donald Trump) and she suggested we take a "break", and back online she went.
Even though we were maybe about matched when it came to physical attractiveness, she had fifty-fold the amount of suitors online which made the choices endless, no naturally she wasn't going to put any effort into an actual relationship when she can just start a new one and start the honeymoon phase from day 1 again.
So here is my question to you, lads. Is online dating totally cooked for men? Every decent looking girl, including the ugly ones, have dozens of beta orbiters which inflate the shit out of their ego. I am thinking eHarmony may be a solid choice when I do look for a LTR in the future because I read it's like 65% women or something like that.
But, what I DO like about online dating is I can instantly tell how old a woman is an if the has kids or not. It's what I hate most about approaching women in real life; going in totally blind. I'm I crazy for thinking this?
that's what you get for being an idiot OP
read some fucking books and stop licking boots
>>29949666
Well if you want it, go for it. What can I say? You like objectifying people. You lack self-respect and that's why you don't have any long term meaningful relationships with anyone. If you want a partner serious about you then you'll probably have to spend some effort. Look online if you want to but also look to improve yourself, because its possible. Dont be lazy.
>>29949666
Online dating is fucked up for guys.
You're lucky enough to get some responses.
With the sheer amount of orbiters they get, they only pick the top few to reply to.
>Most guys don't stand a chance. At all.
Hey if you like being able to see their age and such from the get-go and you're actually getting dates, just keep going for it.
What is it like to suck some tits? Please I need to know.
Eh it's alright. Sucking on nipples is just to excite the other person really.
>>29949571
i tasted salty milk and coins once.
like sucking on a bag of sand
Should i break up with my ""GF""?
We have been "together" for 8 months. I'm 27 and she's also 27.
Here's the thing, i'm not attracted to her, to her body more specifically, in fact, we never had sex with penetration because i literally can't get hard due to some odd reason, i think it's because her body doesn't look what i would call attractive. Yeah she's FAT.
Also the funny thing is, i can get hard when she is sucking me off, jacking me etc. but the moment i try to penetrate her, i instantly get flaccid.
Don't get me wrong, she's the perfect gf in every other aspect, she cooks nice, she is shy, adorable, always texts me how i'm doing, etc.
But the sex part is terrible. She is FAT, I already tried to told her to loose weight, and she says she wants to do it, yet she still eats like a pig. But i know she feels guilty.
I don't know what to do, she's my first true GF.
I'm not trolling, and yes i'm technically still a virgin.
Please help me /r9k/, i really like her.
Please, i don't know what to do. Should i seek professional help? (I really don't want to do it), or should i dump her?
>>29949496
How about suggesting to exercise together? You could start simple and just go out on walls or bike together. Does she cook unhealthy food? Try cooking new, healthier recipes together.
Help me pls. I really don't want to stay in this shithole forever.
I want to be a normie ;_;
You need to tell her how you feel, tell her how serious this problem is for you. COMMUNICATE. It wont be nice for her to hear at all, but you have said that the rest of your relationship is great and it sounds like outside of the bedroom you really do like her. So instead of just breaking it off, I would try. I mean if she was fat to begin with, then you got with her and then told her to lose weight thats kind of a bitch move, probably whats happening but hey I dont see any other option. Are you also a fat fuck? If you, you could try getting in shape with her.
Go to the gym together, out for walks and stuff, join her on her diet if she chooses to do that so she do sent feel alone.
Does she have a pretty face, dress well? Just curious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY1BVjfhvn4
>>29949489shes fucking that dog
>>29949531
pIease don't
>>29949489
FUCKING BITCH HAS A DOG AND I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DO I GET A SERVICE DOG SOMEONE CRIPPLE ME SO I CAN GET A QT SERVICE DOGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>don't have a cellphone
>mummy won't let me play pokemon go on hers
FUCKING normie BITCH
I WANT TO PLAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>29949453
>figured out how to delete and add gyms/pokespots with my laptop
>add level 80 pikachu in an area
>normies chase it like starving ethiopians to a pizza
>by the time they get there it's gone
even when I laugh hysterically normy is too stupid to sus anything
>wanting to play normie go
>>29949582
>level 80
U don't even know what Pokemon go is like
ITT: Review your life in the the style of Anthony Fantano
>anthony fantano stares disapprovingly into the camera, saying nothing
>the next shot is count cheska staring with that dumb face, doing nothing
>camera goes back to anthony, still saying nothing and slightly shaking his head
>a light zero comes over the screen
>video ends
A light 3 tbqhwyf
>>29949507
genuinely depressing to read this
you should be a writer or director, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1zmlUllEXk
Just look at this disgusting post prime WHORE. She charges 500/hr to HANG OUT. $1000/hr to FUCK.
WTF!? She doesn't even look good either. Literally any girl could do this kind of work and make more cash than a fucking doctor or banker. Its completely fucked.
Meanwhile I have to rot in my fucking basement due to being an ugly cancerous male. FUCK THIS LIFE.
Does she have any customers?
>>29949440
Calm down man, just relax.
Jokes on her, last time i hung out with a girl we hung out for hours and i only brought her like $200 worth of stuff.
Write a letter to someone thread.
Dear S,
You're a fucking asshole, and the way you tried to spin everything you did to me on yourself was fucking priceless, i kek'd to be fair. I hope you're bf fucking rapes you and you rebound to a psychotic woman hating serial killer.
Have a fucking horrible life.
J.
Dear L,
Fuck you.
Regards - D
J,
I'm worried about you and i hope you're doing alright. please message me when you're ready, or dont. whatever you're comfortable with.
-A
With all the debacle on here about racism, I have to ask:
Did anyone else pull the race card from time-to-time for any particular reason? I did to see what happened.
My story:
>Part 1/2
>be me
>be jew
>be 2006 and high school
>kids try to be anti-racist as fuck
>they'll practically bully anyone for doing anything that appeared even remotely racist
>yet when accused of racism -- no one ever fights back; and just take whatever shit people give them
>think this is bs
>tried to argue against it, but get accused of racism myself (despite the fact I was arguing with the white kids -- and this was a 99% white school)
>get idea and start randomly pulling jew card on people to illustrate the stupidity of this
>holy fuck, no one ever fought back
>they just sit there looking unable to figure out what to say
>the most I got was "how is that racist/anti-semitic?" but my half-assed, poorly articulated arguments still shut them
>once poorly argued point was made, even their friends turned on them and started harassing them
>wat
>keep doing this for junior and senior year of high school
>again, not a single person fought back to my baseless accusations
>apparently got some kids suspended (other kids reported them for racism -- which was severely punished in our school)
>wat
>keep dropping the jew card over the slightest intervals
>they just take my (and eventually everyone else's) abuse
>I once had a guy threaten to beat the shit out of me for knocking his pen down by accident, and yet here I am pushing others around with the race card with absolutely no effort whatsoever (including that same guy)
>notice, over time, those I've accused eventually became actual racists
>>29949416
Part 2/2
Seriously, it was shocking how easy it was to whip others around with those accusations. I only did it to be satirical and point out how idiotic it was. But, as you can see, it had some unintended consequences. One of them being that those same people I was essentially smacking around ended up becoming actual anti-semites themselves. I mean, it's good to see schools doing seminars on prejudice and bigotry in order to make people more aware of it (which is what they made us go to every year). But fuck, the way they handle it, go about it, and use scare and shaming tactics doesn't really resolve the issue, it just flips it to the other side. I even found some of the kids I Jew Card'd on Facebook just a few weeks back, and they're still pretty racist -- even to this day. Hell, they're probably on /pol9k/ right now.
>Hi guys!
i used to talk to a female jew. she joked about the holocaust. once she told me she wished it happened again so my people would go away that's when i fell for her
>>29949416
Top fucking kek lad. That doesn't work so well for me as a spic, though, the only thing that seems to work around here is the woman or nigger card.
An autistic kike once tried to pull the Jew card on me way back in middle school, when someone lost some shekels and I said it might have been him.
The teacher basically told him to stop being a victim with a chip on his shoulder and that antisemitism had nothing to do with me accusing him of something.But I was le edgy back then and I really was being antisemitic, just in a subtle way with references to racist tropes so far down the teacher wouldn't recognize them. Plus, only white people can be racist, right?
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What is it like to be handsome? I mean, none of you would know, but it would be amazing.
Unless you have the personality to match it's not all that special.
It actually makes me feel worse about my self since I still managed to be a total failure.
I occasionally get a little ego boost when I look in the mirror but it's extremely short-lived. I always remember that I still hate myself despite what I look like then I start hating myself even more for allowing myself to be shallow even if only for that brief instance.
I fucking hate my brain.
>>29949493
>Hurr durr personality
fuck off.
>>29949493
This, pretty much. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, if you still sperg out when it comes down to it. A large part of attraction comes from personality, so if you act like an autist, even if you're handsome, you lose.
>>29949393
I've been considered a 7-8 (out of 10) so I think I can answer. It's not too fun, honestly. Sure girls at this juncture will ask you out, and will give you a shot no matter what, but it just leads to bigger disappointment from them when they realize you're not that cool.The worst feeling though is being the ugliest of the three brothers. Whenever I go out at a social event with my two bros, I get asked to hook them up. That always bugs the fuck out of me.
Ctrl + f "comf"
0 of 0
Comfy music is also welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyQCOrVIRIg
I have a bunch saved
originalol
>>29950454
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was too low in content
what the fuck
>every woman you see everyday already had cum on her face
blows the mind when you think about it
Yes. I think about it every time I see a girl. Stop it dude, I already fap too much.
>he doesn't like frostings on his cupcakes
Grow some taste, kiddo.
>>29949342
>blows the mind when you think about it
The only thing about me ever getting blown desu.
>friends keep telling me that I am good looking
>never really had many friends of the opposite gender
>decide to try tinder
>swipe like 50 women
>no matches
why do people compliment your looks when you aren't good looking
>>29949313
Tinder is a terrible place to meet women.
>>29949324
well I hate clubs and have no single friends, where do I go?
Because nobody wants to tell someone they are average or ugly.
If you were actually good looking you would have been told by tons of people both male and female throughout your life
i'm tired of men seeing me as just a sex toy. why is it so hard to find someone that will actually go out with me, instead of wanting sex in a crappy hotel room and then goodbye forever?
i hate this.
what kind of guy are you looking for OP?
I too am looking for a genuine relationship.
>>29949271
You chose the degenerate life, now you must live it.
>>29949290
future husband must be:
>kind
>intelligent
>has a decent job, or a bright future in one
>relatively attractive
>into healthy living (exercise, eating well, etc)
i'm all those things too so it's fair.
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