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MEOW MEOW MEOW
>kills a bunch of endangered birds
MEOW MEOW MEOW
>kills the neighbor's pet rabbits
MEOW MEOW MEOW
>sneaks into another cat owner's home to eat another cat's food
MEOW MEOW MEOW
>puts a bunch of dead lizards at your front door
MEOW MEOW MEOW
>shits and pisses in your garden
MEOW MEOW MEOW
>isn't cute and friendly like the other cats on Instagram
MEOW MEOW MEOW
>ignores you and walks around the neighborhood until it wants food from you
>>29952029
Easy... be a NEET and have an indoor cat. All problems solved.
>he can't bond with a cat
Low IQ degenerate subhuman detected.
>>29952029
>isn't cute and friendly like the other cats on Instagram
there's a difference between those cats, and the cats that shit on your lawn, you know. Can you guess what it is? No? It's cause they're indoor cats.
Why does it seem like Marx's observations about society were more right than wrong?
His thoughts about the causing of these social issues, and his prediction for the outcomes may have been wrong, but what he actually discusses in his work brings up deja vu for me. Does r9k represent a rejection of modern society's definition of human nature? Is NEETdom an early form of communism?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marx%27s_theory_of_alienation
>In the capitalist mode of production, the generation of products (goods and services) is accomplished with an endless sequence of discrete, repetitive, motions that offer the worker little psychological satisfaction for "a job well done". By means of commodification, the labour power of the worker is reduced to wages (an exchange value); the psychological estrangement (Entfremdung) of the worker results from the unmediated relation between his productive labour and the wages paid him for the labour.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marx%27s_theory_of_human_nature
>the fact that people act selfishly is held to be a product of scarcity and capitalism, not an immutable human characteristic.
Does anyone else notice similarities, or am I reaching?
>>29952010
For me, I think so, somewhat.
I do have a lot of Marxist values I believe. I don't necessarily want *full* socialism though. "Excellent diagnosis, poor remedy" as they say (not that he went into so much details on how socialism should work IIUC?).
Capitalism has become extremely demoralizing for many people. It is to me. I think there's a serious problem. The giant service sector isn't any better for many robots unfortunately. If anything it's worse. Right now the worst problem is that there's a labor surplus and that corporations have so much power. Things could probably be much more bearable otherwise.
>>29952010
because it's easy to make broad generalizations about "society" and then slip in some idiotic ideology.
Anyone else here hate their siblings?
>be me
>20 years old
>still live with parents because going to college
>2 younger brothers
>youngest one is 8
>constantly cries
>has broken 6 laptops and 3 tablets (my parents keep buying them for him)
>punches my other brother for no reason to see how angry he'll get
>watches let's plays literally 12 hours a day with occasional breaks to watch 'Joey's food world' style channels unironically
>loves memes
>other brother is 12
>literally mumbles everything he says
>will walk away when you're talking to him
>horrible at everything. Can't do basic household chores
>also watches an obscene amount of let's plays
I'm fucking ashamed to be related to these two goblins
>>29952003
>be me
>be a year ago
>19 year old me has an 18 year old brother
>brother is given anything he wants
>we share common interests, so usually we want the same thing
>he asks for a computer for his 18th birthday, given a brand new one
>I also wanted a new computer for my birthday, given an Ipod.
>start saving for an actual computer
>parents agree to take me to BestBuy to buy one
>they buy me a windows surface RT while I was sleeping
I hate this thing. OFC my brother gets whatever he wants. He's just a lazy wagecuck waiting for them to die so he can inherit the house and survive on his minimum wage job.
>parents giving me the talk
>"we can't have you here forever. Get a job or you have to move out."
>sister butts in
>"Look at him! He's not even paying attention to you!"
>"If it were up to me, I'd kick him out now."
I hate her so much. To make things worse, she's younger than me and more successful in school.
>>29952003
>have little brother
>is literally the embodiment of down syndrome
>screams 24/7
>can't speak english at all
>I am forced to watch him and make sure he doesn't choke on his mass amount of chromosomes and die
>FOR SIX FUCKING HOURS
>mummy, or as he says "rpbawewerwrfwrweo" refuses to send him to the orphanage where he belongs, or maybe a zoo or farm
>says she loves him, and so should I
>this fucker has no right to live
>he will do no good in his life, he only causes pain
>too fucking stupid to realize that he's alive
Sometimes I wonder why we bother to keep it.
>working in a warehouse for the summer (for my year round employer)
>have greasy teddies for lunch
>get back and have to make poo poo
>some fag is in the men's bathroom
>go into women's because single person bathroom
>someone violently tugging Anthe door knob
>ignore
>finish shirty and come out
>some fat bitch looks pissed and says "This IS the women's bathroom right?!
>my coworker warned me that woman was pissed
Am I gonna get fired? If they try can I pull a SJW card since I'm a government employee?
>>29951999
>since I'm a government employee?
If she does by chance take it to HR you can stop the whole thing dead in its tracks by saying "I am gender neutral" or some stupid shit like that. Government does not want a lawsuit on its hands trust me.
>>29952044
That's what I was thinking, but I have a beard and work in a very conservative/Christian area
>>29952304
>"because I'm a woman I'm not allowed to have facial hair? How sexist!"
who /jealous/ here?
be me, 29 year old NEET, live at home
>wake up hung over. no problem i dont have work kek
>literally just play video games all day, watch movies
>jerk off at least 10 times a day using my onahole
>parents don't get home until 7 so i get to blaze it up
>order delicious delivery food from expensive japanese restaurants all the time, get delivered delicious NEETbeer.
>plenty of gbp so mommy always leaves a 100 before she leaves for the day.
>make 36,500 a year doing nothing since i force mommy to give me half of her salary
Have fun waking up at the ass crack of dawn wagekeks. Oh great you get to meet your 4/10 3-D gf at the bar for drinks? Have fun listening to her friends talk about snapchat the entire time. Oh well, at least you get to pay for the drinks and be the designated driver, I know how much of a cuck fetish you have. hell, maybe even tyrone can come over later.
Well, thats all, enjoy your 1 hour of free time while i go jerk off for the 11th time today (shit is so cash).
>>29951994
Do you clean your onahole?
and
Why do your parents let you do nothing all day?
>>29951994
What will you do once she dies?
>>29952030
Our 'NEET' will die like the lil b*tch he is.
>tfw bedbugs
Fucking kill me. I look like a god damn leper from all the itching and scratching.
>>29951982
How do I know if I have them too? Do they bite you in your sleep?
>>29951992
Yeah, they bite you in your sleep, but their saliva makes the bite site itch like a motherfucker.
I bought medicated lotion but it doesn't work.
>>29952036
I can't tell if they are bed bug bites or just acne on my shoulders.
5. Women treat you like a piece of meat.
4. It's impossible to find jeans which don't show off your long, thick bulge.
3. A large penis can make the quads you worked so hard for look small by comparison.
2. Jackhammering her cervix can leave you with a sore dick after a while.
1. Women orgasm too quickly. Sometimes it feels like sex is over before you even really get started.
Do you disagree with this list? Can you think of any more disadvantages to having a giant cock? Let us know in the comments below.
sometimes my giant cock peeks out from the waist of my pants
original thread
5. Holy shit that must be awesome. I'd still just want a gf to love, but damn!
4. Great.
3. Your dick still looks yuge though.
2. Last thing I'd worry about. I'd still want to be very nice on her cervix though...
1. Stop it. I can't stand it anymore. tfw no yuge dick.
>>29951829
Yea I can agree.
If you have a huge dick, and she dates someone after you, it's going to be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. She won't feel a thing.
>constantly believe I'm going to be murdered/killed
>scared of getting into vehicles, they're basically giant metal death traps
>lock door religiously, sometimes hear it rattle and think someone is trying to break in
>carry kitchen knife to door when packages arrive
>avoid restaurants/tourist attractions because someone might shoot up the place
Who here /afraidtogooutside/?
>>29951808
>scared of getting into vehicles
I ALWAYS check the backseats carefully. I am NOT getting garroted this way.
>>29951808
staying indoors will just make you more paranoid. You should try to go on a small vacation if you have the cash.
>>29951858
Same ya, family man
also, when you're filling up on gas, make sure to look around you to both sides often so nobody gets the drop on ya or can sneak up and crawl under your car to slice your achilles tendon.
When did you give up on the dream of having a great adventure in your life? For me it was when I started drinking at 17 and I feel like I held out longer than most.
I never dreamed of that. I played video games and watched anime instead.
>>29951826
never wanted to live in another country?
never wanted to sail around the world?
never thought you might actually fly a plane one day?
>>29951794
well, i didnt give up yet. im going to start meeting more interesting people soon once im in university. also, im gonna get my life in order and set priorities straight, adventures and success, i dont want to be a loser forever.
do something that i really want to do. not just a shitty job
It's another anon dives under his desk because of nearby thunder episode. Couple days ago it was fireworks now this. I'm a big guy this should not happen help.
Share what triggers your autism. Pic unrelated, baby goats don't trigger my autism.
i get scared of thunder because im terrified of tornadoes. i live in tornado alley.
sEnd hElP
>>29951868
did you ever get caught in one? I always wonder what it's like when I see news about one.
>>29951868
the hell? does she not have a neck?
>tfw master in mathematics
>>29951765
That must be cool desu. You can easily do orbits and shit. You must be good at KSP.
>>29951765
>tfw math master squanders math magic
i hate you bastards so much you could literally get very respectable jobs doing insane math related shit but you choose to be a shitty commoner
I can't even underfuckingstand Newton's method for finding square roots
you are like a spaceman and I'm an ape pounding a turd with a flat rock
ITT times when normies lied straight too your face
>It gets better
>Not all women are whores
>The wage gap exists
>Life isn't meaningless
>>29951763
JUST BE YOURSELF BRO THE BITCHES WILL BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT
TRUST ME PERSONALITY IS 10x MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOOKS TRUST ME ANON
>people are inherently good
Just...
>>29952938
>it's the normies fault you have a shit personality from jerking off to chinese cartoons and playing games locked in your room all these years
ITT: Numales that throw the word autism around like it's candy.
God damned numales. They don't even think that. It's not fair to us that truly feel like we kind of might have something like autism because we suck at socializing.
>>29951744
Nice dubs.
Who the fuck throws candy around? Throws around like bathwater. Throws around like truck stop egg salad sandwiches or soiled t shirts.
>>29951927
It only hurts more because when they (the numales) are in a seat of education/teaching, there seems to be a constant battle in the search for 'the cure' to this anti-socialization. They stop being all-caring and concerned and become more like mental gymnastics gym leaders who only seem to justify the delusions of numaleness by juxtaposing themselves against people who show these anti-social behaviors.
Do you think roosters call hens roosties?
>tfw nobody sees your thread
I got really excited when I thought of the word "roosties" all by myself desu
>>29951611
Nice dubs.
No I don't.
But you know the joke, 'why did the chicken cross the road?'
'To get to the other side' refers to the afterlife. So it is infact a play on words.
>>29951828
I thought Roosters were little funny creatures and figured that I could probably just kick one and kill it, and saw them as weak.
Now I know that if they don't get a certain amount of hens they rape the ones they do have excessively and disfigure them. Pretty brutal. They're also territorial and defensive and will sometimes attack anyone giving hens food other than them because they want to be the sole provider.
* blocks path*
> SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!
>>29951605
*shaves and declaws you*
*puts you in asshole*
Nothin personnel kid
>>29951605
*kicks*
>lose my right toe
Heh, a worthy opponent.
>>29951605
*sticks head out from behind corner
>P-P-PLEASE
>MR MOSE I DON'T WANNA DIE I IZ INNOCENT
>I DINDU NUFFIN
>P-P-PLEASE LET ME GO
