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Why aren't you learning with your phone?
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>>29953177
If I wanted to go into cyber security which of those should I learn? I don't know shit about computers
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Code isn't going to help me.

I'm shit tier at math and I fucking hate the topic.
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>>29953215

Stop. Stop. Stop.I'm going to save you. Do you even like computers? Do you have an attention span of walnut? Please don't pick a career just because it's a meme.

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>mummy keeps taking autism money out of bank account
>claims i owe her because i live with her
>start taking the money and buying bitcoin with it so she cant have it
>gets mad at me and tells me to pay her

DONT YOU GET IT I GET IT BECAUSE I CANT FUNCTION IN A NORMAL WORLD BECAUSE OF YOU MOM YOU ARE FUCKING ME OVER FUCK YOU YOU CUNT DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE REEEEEEEEEE
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>>29953164
Your mom deserves those bux, you don't.
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Don't worry, Anonkun. Mummy will live another 30 years and never leave you!
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>>29953164
are you me?

except my mommy doesn't take my money anymore. she just continues to tell me what a piece of shit i am like she's done my whole life.

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>says he's a fighter
>breaks down crying when he sees couples in public
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>>29953142
eriotto-kun is god desu
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>>29953194
*eriotto-sama
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>>29953142
shut up before i splash my starbucks latte all over your chadface

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVdEKLinnHM

The only way we are going to get over her is if we hate her.

The only way.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_xur7qO2o

its like they write their songs for pissed off robots and failed normies.
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>>29953132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZlRSRwU0uw
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>>29953132
What a great way to put it. All of my being is repulsive to what I wish to attract. Truly like two separate elements. It isn't meant to be mixed.

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I heard this word a lot her,and I don't really know what it is
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Woman with an outie vagina, and since the immense majority of non-virgin women have one, the term is used to refer to all women.
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>>29953154
And why is an outie vagina used as something despective here? It is mostly genetics and age what makes vaginas be outie
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this is roasties

Who would make a better gf?
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idk who these girls are, but based on looks I prefer left. If her hair is naturally blonde. If not, then right.
>inb4 eyebrows aren't blonde
Mine aren't either and I'm blonde. It can happen
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The Palv is way cuter.
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>>29953085
the one on the right. along with having a manface, eyebrow model chick on the left is a hardcore sjw cunt.

nu-male thread
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>>29953026
Based nu-males
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>>29953057
Hurt his wrist prepping the bull.
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I don't get it, because nu males are manlier than the virgins making fun of them.

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do you want russian girlfriend
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yes

Origenalloo
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>>29953023
da, I'd be super nice to her, feed her, cuddle her and even headpats n chill.
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>>29953023
I love her so much. I have a folder with 100+ pics of her

lets make fun of /pol/ and see how many of those crybabies turn up
whoever gets the most offended replies wins
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i wonder what normal words aren't blocked by the rob0t
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this is a spoiler 03490346
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>>29953036
>>29953015
ITT assblasted stormpussies
who got destroyed by /pol/ice

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Has anyone else entirely given up caring or trying about to get a gf? I had one a few years ago, for a year, and the anxiety killed me, it was nice while it lasted but now I just feel like dealing with it isn't worth the trouble. And she was a great girl, better than I should've been with. The chances of me ever finding someone like that again are slim to none, so why bother? Why settle for some awful roastie bitch who marries you, pops out a few kids and then divorces you and takes all your money. I'm alone, I get to spend the shit money I make at my shit job on what I want, and I generally can enjoy what I can out of my average existence. In today's world, the odds are stacked against us, so why keep playing the game? Tell me your stories and what gives you hope fellow robots.
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>>29952990
>The chances of me ever finding someone like that again are slim to none, so why bother?
I never had one, but I feel similiar to you on this. The two girls in my life I have been really interested in rejected me, and I haven't really encountered any other girls I feel attracted to now. I can say to myself honestly that I tried, but I don't really feel like bothering anymore. Sure, there are physically attractive girls, but why would they ever care about me? I can't imagine being with any of them. The only kind of girl that I feel attracted to character-wise is the quiet type of girl, and I don't see a lot of them, or they already have or had boyfriends, so they are already more experienced than me. I would be their nth choice, they would be put off by my lack of experience, and the relationship wouldn't turn out well anyways. I guess I already lost the game, and it's my turn to sit on the sideline now, watching other people have fulfilling and happy lifes.
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I've never been interested in relationships, I even turn down girls who get interested (once they find out I have money of course lel)
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I'm to broken to ever be in a relationship.

I just wageslave and write/produce music in my free time.

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What are some comfy addictive flash games
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>>29952988
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573755
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>>29952988
Sony 1&2

Is a turn based rpg
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Bloons tower defence 2

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>tfw my niece always walks around in her panties and likes to sit in my lap
I can't stop thinking about fucking her.
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>>29952944
how old is that bitch?
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>>29952944
>not even the gif
You don't deserve her.
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>>29952944
I can be your friend of male gender and make you forget about her

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Why is he such a whiny little bitch?
I've never seen such an emotional Edgelord
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Maybe if he got in the goddamned robot....
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>>29952941
>Why is he such a whiny little bitch?
He's not. His attitude is justifiable given his life and upbringing. Of course a normie like you wouldn't or couldn't relate to someone like Shinji
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>>29952974
>given his life and upbringing
Tons of people grow up Fatherless & Alone you faggot. Very Oregino Commento
>literally fighting for all of mankind
>he's thinking about petty shit like "why me" and "this isn't fair"
When he had multiple opportunities to just not do it, yet still complains, because muh father's love

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Who here is a black robot?
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Blacks or whites can't be robots.
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>>29952908
>inb4 they call us niggers
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>>29953137
I can't even speak in ebonics. Can't even fake it.

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>Clearly and concisely voice my opinion on a subject I think I know a lot about

>Someone calls me an idiot
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>>29952900
dubs ay lmao
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>>29952900
>>29952913
Check these dubs bitches
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>>29952924
>oh... haha never m-mind dudes.....................

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